the all time greatest me and who

maybe mcdonalds will bring me back to life

drunk calling oomfie at 2am to ask him why the french set fire to everything

im so hungover jfc work is going to be rough today.

jfc im off my nut ik going to bed goodnight

why on earth would u send me home with this much booze when i’m already wankered (ignore the couple of beers look at the FULL bottles of wine omg)

AJSJSBBHISS im pissed a fuck and wenr to bathroom to do my duolingo and i kept getting pressing weong buttineso im gonna losw my streak </33333

usually i am the only one who wears an xmas jumper to the party & i feel silly this year im wearing brown, black & white and pretending in my head that i’m a profiterole

going drinking tonight & the drinks are free so could be dangerous.

ugly cried in public earlier but a nice man gave me a tissue and called me “little darling girl” which is possibly the nicest way anyone has ever referred to me

my enemies are conspiring against me this morning

zzzzzzzzzz

ugh i need to dye my hair again the amount of grey hairs i have is scandalous

starting my day right listening to minecraftcito B)

had the most fucked up dream when i napped & now i feel like i need to have a long hard look in the mirror

whenever i have a good day my friends giggle cus i will just start walking around declaring that this is the best day of my life

had the bestest most festive day ever with my bestest friends 🎄💗

my housemate who has said about 3 words to me in the time we’ve lived together just walked in whilst i was having a D&B rave by myself in my pyjamas and a labubu hat 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

Just letting out a psyigh

watching a kpop random dance challenge & tell me how these girls didn’t know like ooh-ahh … it should be a crime to call urself a kpop stan & not know twice choreography

omg no matter how dead on my feet i am, if gwen stefani sweet escape comes on shuffle u know i am getting up and giving my kitchen audience a SHOW TO REMEMBER

i feel like i would look so much younger if i didnt have the world’s ugliest fucking eye bags CONSTANTLY

i am SO overtired from a very long week at work so i desperately want to nap bc i’m struggling to function, but i also want to actually enjoy my evening to make up for all the me-time i’ve missed this week….. this is a crisis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

got sent this image from the amazon delivery driver & thought my charger had for sure been stolen ………………. but believe it or not i got home from work & it was still there!!!!!! so proud of u east london, u have exceeded my expectations

yay im having a good day, so needed after yesterday’s mental boom

oh how ive missed essex with its friendly bus drivers wearing christmas jumpers

Amane Misa from Death Note🍎💀 #pixelart #ドット絵

so tired, started work at 8am and only just finished at 10:20pm plus im on call all night overnight & i have to get up again at 6am to go back to work lmfao

the sad playlist is on today & im eating my feelings idc

it’s been over 10 years & i still quote “todax is zbe wirst xay of ny lifd” every time i have a minor inconvenience

my “everything” charger has started only working when i hold it at a certain angle. the end is near

idk why i thought it would be a good idea to organise my bookshelves when i’m already cramping cus now my back hurts even more >:((((

got soooo much stuff i want to sell but i find the process so stressful that i never end up doing it !!!!!!!!

god gave me chronic fatigue because she feared i’d be too powerful

linkedin is such a cesspit of misery

watching death note episode analysis in the big year of 2025

i cannot stand when people send me cryptic shit if u want something then just fucking ask!!!!!!!!!

accidental mario voice

“my wifi is down i wonder if it’s just a me problem or if it’s affecting other peop-“

ripping off the press-ons from ur thumbs only so u can play mobile games but still feel 4/5ths of a baddie

wanted to nap bc im hungry, but im too hungry to nap 😔😔😔

dancing & lip syncing to olivia rodrigo in my pyjamas with a hairbrush microphone like the 26-year-old teenage girl i am open.spotify.com/track/5Jh1i0...

UH-OH-UHHH

feeling happieeeee today !!! went to the gym, had a healthy lunch & ran some errands 🥰 now gonna chill out for a bit before i do some chores & get ready for workies tomorrow

who up invalidating they handle

omg my handle is invalid errrrrr

i started today in such a good mood and now i am a walking ball of irritation!!!!

had to cancel my cinema date with myself bc im working this is the worst day ever

had a wonderful time nipping to a museum today in my lunch break !!! 💗