a never eeeeeeending miiiiidnight suuuuuuuuun

throwing up whilst brushing ur teeth is genuinely the most irritating thing ever

i swear i just lost like an hour of my life

hen party thread - 03.07.26 - 05.07.26 💗

my little troublemaker !

what a morning - had the fire brigade out bc beanie fell down the world’s tiniest gap in the back of my built in wardrobe ! scariest moment of my life & hers

homeeeeeeeee ‼️ the hen-do was sososo lovely i had a fab time 💗 i am soo dead rn tho so gonna have some dins & then a big fat nap i think

im so happyyyyy i love my besties we’re having the best weekend ever

today has been a disaster ! ALL trains cancelled to the hen-do location, spent all day stressing trying to find alternative transport, and then because i was so outta whack i’ve forgotten so much stuff 😭😭😭

soooooo excited for a long weekend with my best friends but i’m going to miss my kittens so much :((

WAIT THIS IS THE REAL ME AND WHO

multiple day fatigue episode waaaaaaa

possibly the most romantic message ive ever received out of the blue

colour tops that AREN’T white that go with skirts with these patterns / colours ?????? going on a hen-do & it turns out basically every off the shoulder or floaty top i own is white

had my first energy drink in ages & gone from having the jitters to crashing & feeling like absolute shit. why do i do this to myself!!!!!

update: i can’t get a taxi bc they’re so busy idk how to get home 😭😭😭

every train cancelled due to a “serious incident” so got to get a £30 taxi home :DDDD the transport gods are not smiling down upon me today

made the mistake of going shopping during rush hour & i’m debating killing myself

braving the central line if u guys never hear from me again it’s because i’ve set on fire

i found it but for some reason they only had it in HALVES instead of the full baguette & they’re not even like proper halves so i just spent £6 on 2/3 of a sandwich i’m fuming

autistic panic ! they didn’t have the sandwich i get every single time i have a conference >:((

OMG CAN U NOT HYUCK PHLEGM IN PUBLIC IT MAKES ME GAGGGGGG

why does this lil guy in the fairy godmother’s potion factory look like mark zuckerberg

omg i must be hormonal now i’m crying over shrek

the heat makes me so tired ffs i feel like i could fall asleep & i’ve done fuck all today

omg just used an inpost locker for the first time & it was like MAGIC

watching project hail mary & i ADOREEEEEE rocky he’s so cute 😭😭

thinkin about the guy who paid 17k to marry hatsune miku

today my kittens have discovered this sleeping position & i might try it

if steven bartlett has no haters i’m dead

this is so funny btw. their cat sitter came to meet them for the first time today bc i’m going away next weekend & i spent five minutes telling her everything i have tried to do to get beanie to drink bc she will not go near water. what does beanie do? STARTS GULPING FROM THE FOUNTAIN

FREEZING COLD SHOWER I FEEL REVITALISED :DDD

idk why i decided today was the day to do a deep clean of the flat i am fucking DYING

i don’t have my lil ones’ collars at the moment cus it’s too hot but i can’t wait to put them back on they look so cute in them 😭😭😭😭😭

beanie is such a mood in this heatwave

does anyone have any tips for getting cats to drink water? one of my kittens will NOT drink & we are in a heatwave !!!! i have tried: - ice cubes - 3 different cat bowls - human cups and bowls - cat water fountain - ice cubes - mixing water in their food - dipping clean fingers in the water

my lil princess 💗 & my chaos gremlin 💙

being around narcissists genuinely brings me out in hives

was fuminggggg one of my parcels still hadn’t turned up so i checked the app & i hadn’t clicked purchase HAHAHAH

there's a special place in hell reserved for anyone who's trying to downplay the situation in europe rn just because they're used to similar temperatures btw

i got woken up at like 5am by a thunderstorm & crazyyyyy rain btw my crying worked!!!!!!!

youtube ads are now apparently trying to recruit me to the FBI & CIA because i’m autistic

made the mistake of watching dean withers vs 20 MAGA women on jubilee & now i’m just mad

call me minami cus in this heatwave i am CRYING FOR RAIN

buses are delayed & a couple at the bus stop are aggressively lipsing next to me, happy monday everyone

i accidentally put too much concealer on & i look like one of the autons from doctor who

i just had a HIT THE NEXUS NOT THE VLAD moment in my game & lost if it wasn’t so funny i think i’d cry

happy father’s day to all us bitches with daddy issues

iconic by mistake is such an earworm & i looooove the concept so much

just saw the biggest fuck off mosquito ever