reminder that “food poisoning” isn’t real. you can’t get sick from food with the exception of maybe shellfish

very late to this but i just got an iphone 17 and it is honkers how bad “apple intelligence” is when previously basic features like searching settings straight up does not work

"Ooh. Everybody okay down there?" - Jim Deshaies Boog Sciambi remained silent on this one after a full moon appeared at Tropicana Field.

anyone mind if this bimbofied husband has a little green chili beef noodles and salt pepper chicken for lunch

Honkin' on Bobo

Albums by bass players are so funny. Yeah just bump the bass up a bit. Little bit more. Yeah just make the bass 30% too high in the mix. More bitch. Yeah it's all out of whack so what. Everyone wants to hear my bass as loud as possible

if i don’t get 2000 likes for my chili oil i swear i’ll kill myself

flavours are so goated

a slice for my followers? yes?

look at this banh mi! wow!

what do you think of my roast pork laksa? are you happy for me?

reply “epic” if you would like some of my maple bacon or rosemary thyme bacon!

tried the kfc banh mi. should have gone to the IGA

ok runny eggs had a great run but let’s get back to medium eggs please. i don’t need liquid yolk no more

aw yiss

43 year old man alone at the food court eating laksa reading the wikipedia article for laksa

can’t believe there’s only 14 months until christmas

i can’t wait until my daughters ask me if i’m in the mafia

Fans are sharing theories about everyone’s favourite “showgirl” Taylor Swift. Here are the top 5 fan theories: 1: She has died 2: She has passed away 3: She is unfortunately deceased 4: That her life's thread has been severed 5: Some fans believe that T-Swift has in fact croaked peacefully

unpopular opinion: everything should be worse

a South African man with a handlebar moustache and a MAGA hat followed me around the Beef Shed trying to talk to me about my 2.5 year old daughter

my wife has granted me 2 hours leave and i’m going buck ass wild! look out!

Honkin’ on Bobo

I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control

say what you will about him but his neck still has the juice

@charliekirk

say what you will about Radiohead and their weak politics, they really are lyrically unmatched

check out the marbling on this bad boy 😋

check out the “personal life” section of Bobby Womack’s wiki page if you get the chance

Are women bourgeois?

damn the new Hollow Knight is only $29.95 that rocks

Weymouth and Franz sure talk a lot of shit about David Byrne. You’re protesting too much sweeties

Running over a bunch of fuckin sticks and rocks with the lawnmower and just letting that shit pelt the shit out of my legs. Fuck you and fuck me

da goated Unc

what’s for lunch

i have been BANNED from twitter for suggesting brianna wu and azaelia banks should consider whether their lives are worth living (not a crime)

wife is mad because i suggested franks hot sauce in our 6 month old’s solid food. first of all it’s frank’s it’s very mild. second of all she needs to learn about flavours. do you want her to be a mayo ass white baby all her life

I just successfully invented perpetual motion. i’m being 100% serious. wow!

literary fiction is wordslop for pagecucks

got some meat. your thoughts on this.

they’re talking about you on tiktok @aynrandy.boontavista.com

if you’re into food vibes don’t sleep on cuisine

bought one bad IGA banh mi two years ago…

sorry for posting about congee, i guess i’ll just kill myself instead?

have a slurp bro. go on

Bro pull up it's congee night. Come over the boys are getting ready to slurp mad conge. Brooo come through we're making broth and breaking down hella starches. The fellas are fixin to suck some big time conge you’re not gonna wanna miss this no cap

I’m 30 or 40 years old and I’m from Perth I do not need this

beef 👍