Lovely touch by the Michael set design and production team adding an alien ant farm into the background of every scene.

Normalise calling your GM a 'wittle pee pee coward' when they reach for dice to arbitrate an outcome they know in their dark hearts hasn't socially gone their way.

Lá Ally McBealtaine shona daoibh 💐

That's the last time I get lunch at Steve Austin's Stone Cold-Baked Pizzas. Brrrr.

Love the HP discourse around book accuracy comparing the cast, wardrobe, production choices between the original and HBO's reboot. Here's a fun one; Original: Harry's vocal performance hints at the nuance of sleeping under a stairwell HBO: Harry's vocal performance actively funds anti-trans orgs

Started going to therapy. Turns out all my fun quips, cool guy vibes, and charming personality traits are because of ✨️trauma✨️. What a bummer 🤷‍♂️

Book nerds be like "It's one of the great American novels" and then it's just 700 pages and 4 generations of fixing a farm until the youngest of seventeen kids toys with the possibility of one day, maybe, moving to a city.

I'm writing a bit fiction at the moment, and I've realised I'm a writer who routinely goes "Doesn't matter if most of the chapter is dogshit, that line is great." So dear readers, one self-acclaimed good line per chapter. That is what I offer you.

I dunno about you but if given the choice between gifting a bowl of shamrocks to a pedo and not doing that, I'd rather shit on my hands and clap.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Only sith deal in absolutes, May the force be with you ⚘️

The Secret works!

feels like Bob's Burgers and @dungeonsanddads.bsky.social could exist in the same universe, so that's my new headcanon.

Me, every time I step off the back line and enter a scene: My name's Wild Dog Crazy Bones "and don't call me crazy" McGraaaww

Voicenotes should have a 'transcribe' option. Best of both worlds.

Who are we to say that Scrooge's batshit crazy work obsession wasn't just a coping mechanism to keep himself sane between Dec 27th and the following year?

St. Stephen, patron saint of suddenly and abruptly giving up something, cold turkey.

Being good at impressions is fun but being bad is a constant delight. Trying to do Aussie? Spin the wheel! Guess what, today you have a ✨️spot on✨️ Tom Hanks for about 15 minutes.

Fun fact: Most improv shows are called "[Name] and friends" because the comic wants you to know it's possible to do improv and still have friends* *other improvisers you know

Wizards in TTRPG games should occassional drop stuff the same way that astronauts forget zero gravity doesn't exist to hold their pen when they return to earth.

I had a blast talking with Ben! Check out our interview on On A Roll! Great show! youtu.be/_mplmUfAr7I?...

Nice little haul from #Dragonmeet yesterday. Not pictured, some fantasy and spicy hockey recs from @lalionnecosplay.bsky.social which will become my flight home reads 🏒

The year is 3025. The American empire has fallen. In its place a loose confederation of confections emerged. This is Donut world.

Orpheus must hate the christmas panto.

Paint a picture of dispair. Fastest wins. Your time starts when Alex blows his whistle.

This year, @d8dungeon.bsky.social and @hexesandvexes.bsky.social are making the #D8DungeonDrive an antipodean affair, raising funds for Project HOPE. We need a few more GMs though and there's only a little time left to get on board! EOI: tinyurl.com/d8dungeondri... www.projecthope.org

Join us and @hexesandvexes.bsky.social for D8DungeonDrive: D8ing My Hex — a 48-hour TTRPG charity marathon in support of @projecthopeorg.bsky.social Sign up now to grab a seat at the table: forms.gle/8wurxcKYJUdC... #D8DungeonDrive #TTRPG #CharityGaming #ProjectHOPE #Tabletop

Bad news: I'm so bad at this, it's taken me 22 days to plug this show. Good news: doesn't stop you giving it a watch on YouTube now. Pop over to @hearthfiretales.bsky.social, click them links, sit back, tie your socks down, because otherwise they'll be blown right off.

Happy Paddy's Day everyone! If you're looking for a way to weave some beautiful Irish mythology into your games, then backing Beyond the Woods is the way to do it 🇮🇪

@athventurecon.bsky.social is such a great event in the TTRPG calendar. Roll on 2026!

Emmet is SO close to hitting his next stretch goal, which will add a new subclass for each class in the book! Let's give him a hand and get the word out there! I also have selfish reasons for sharing because I need the Doomspeaker subclass for the Storyteller 'coz it sounds metal as hell 🤘

Let not wicked worlds taint the pure of heart. Stay true to self, lest all shall be for nought.

A weekend of wonderful games, silly panels, and nerding out really takes it out of you. @athventurecon.bsky.social, see you again next year! @dylananddragons.bsky.social & @aeternumdave.bsky.social, thank you for indulging me in my gameshow host wanna(spelling)be nonsense.

Big shout out to @benjour.bsky.social for being a fantastic guest, and host, and driver! Thanks to @emeraldcollective.bsky.social for having me for "Whose NPC" and shout out to @irishpandaqueen.bsky.social for being sound out, the transition from 2d to 3d was seemless!

Crap, I've just come across a new mechanic I'm going to shoe-horn into every game I GM now. Cross-checks - roll two skills, take the higher/lower and the result will be flavoured accordingly e.g. sussing out the vibe of a forest, roll nature/survival.

Storm Eowyn is going to bring us a lot of videos of bins, signs, trolleys, and random bits whipping through the air. All underscored by Defying Gravity.

Looking forward to seeing this kick off as an avid fan of seeing different systems in action.

If you're heading to @athventurecon.bsky.social, come play Sine with me - a wonderfully intriguing and action-packed system about alien invasions and human resistance.

I like to refer to December 27th - 30th as Winter's Feywild, the otherworld manifest. - time loses all meaning - extravagant food and drink followed by days where it all tastes like ash - endless games, sports, and dancing to please the good folk

Running a game of @gshowitt.bsky.social's Reverse Beastmaster tonight, raising funds for Limerick Animal Welfare... which feels right. Come watch some festive furballs get their wishes fulfilled ✨️🎅

Need a last-minute gift for a friend? Have a day off where you want to play a TTRPG or your session gets canceled? ​From now until Christmas Day (and the first night of Hanukkah!), all of my games and modules on @itch.io are 15% off! Happy Holidays, and enjoy the games. <3 itch.io/s/141559/win...

Mission accomplished.

We need a scientific study on the effects of a year's worth of adrenaline pumping through a kid in just one night #latelatetoyshow

If I was me now, shrunk to kid sized on the toyshow, Patrick would be saying "Now we know you love that lad who explains cryptic crosswords and you still don't get it", and I'd lose my little wordplay/definition mind #latelatetoyshow

Fun fact, these ad break family videos are AI Generated. Brought to you by a festive partnership between Midjourney and Google Notebook LM #LateLateToyShow #LateLateStageCapitalism

Kippers for breakfast?! #latelatetoyshow

Ooooh, right so toys are like fashion. Sell beyblades to me when I'm a kid... then when I'm old enough to have a kid, sell me beyblades again... #latelatetoyshow

Um, actually they're called power laser swords #latelatetoyshow

Flawless delivery #latelatetoyshow

Rejigging the flawless ride by segment and making it even better shows you how much the #LateLateToyShow team have pulled it out of the bag this year.

Two legends of the game #LateLateToyShow