I hate it here

Karoline Leavitt earlier tonight at WHCD: There will be some shots fired tonight in the room, so everyone should tune in.

No preventative coverage, but don't worry. You'll be able to ask for healthcare after you're dead. share.google/O0XcPoY9Tg1H...

Imaginary Grassley: Mike and I are the only legitimately elected officials in this lineup. After all the BS this administration has gotten away with, we know we can do anything we want. Assume democracy dead

music.youtube.com/watch?v=HKRR... Seems like I should leave this here ( #NSFW #PlayItLoudAnyway )

It's ironic to say they don't have any cards, when quite clearly, they are holding a STRAIT♠️

BLASPHEMY!

Not for nothing, but ENTIRELY TANGENTIALLY, while doing some historical research™, I came across this artist's rendering of an arch from France

"All you had to do was pay us enough to live" Forces of capitalism, these are the Canaries in your coal mine. Pay attention to them. Might be important. Just might be. "All you had to do was pay us enough to live" www.instagram.com/reel/DW412NV...

Taken by the Artemis II crew. Look at the countless stars. You’d have to be a fucken moron to think there isn’t intelligent life out there. Not here, mind you, out there. lolz

It's TACO Tuesday 🐔🌮🍊🧑‍🍼

How am I supposed to *not* play with my food when the world could be ending and my pasta looks like the Millennium Falcon?

People love to say "all aboard the trump train!" until they realize it's actually a bus, and they're being thrown under it

I'm reluctant to apply that word too freely, for fear of diminishing its literal impact, but I can certainly acknowledge that I have ALWAYS, repeatedly and forcefully, said NO to everything involving him/them.

Autocorrect - It's not rocket science

I've been seeing various talking heads telling us that paying higher prices is our "patriotic duty" and "worth it to keep America safe and free" So why does that not also apply to paying taxes, which literally fund our entire system? We should be shaming billionaires and corporations as unpatriotic

A question for trump supporters: If he can do "anything he wants" by executive order, why is he not doing more to help you through these difficult times? If his power is unquestionable, then he *could* enact changes to reduce your strain, but he hasn't Therefore, he must not want to help you

When I heard his bullshit was going to devalue the dollar, this isn't what I was thinking, but... 🤷‍♂️

If this is even remotely true, then the "gift" MUST be publicly declared and is the property of the United States, NOT the office holder

The same goes for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Also "woke" should be "aware(ness) of world issues"

Yeah, no The day he dies, however...

That sleeper belongs in a cell!

I'll be right over. Save me a slice🥧

Okay. You could do that, or ... What if you *tried* looking less like the sphincter of a particularly pompous jackass? I mean, I've heard it said that people might look prettier if they smiled more It's worth a shot🤷‍♂️ #PRTips

so that’s kind of funny lmao

Changing the clocks is bullshit

I'm SO sick of my taxes going to pay for lost lawsuits from trump's painfully stupid, illegal interpretations of the law www.beltway.news/p/trump-admi...

The wheels on the bus go thumpity thump Thumpity thump Thumpity thump The wheels on the bus go thumpity thump Over kristi noem Couldn't happen to a nicer gal😁

We all know it wasn't based on intelligence (Pun FULLY intended)

At some point, we have to admit that "release the files" is ineffective What change does it create? We *know* he's in there, doing grossly despicable things, as he has his whole life We've been saying this for decades They don't care If no one will hold him to account, it's just a lot of words

It is worth noting that, though trump is *prominent* throughout The Files™, all of these truly, deeply terrible actions must be fought, whether or not they are intended to draw focus Calling everything a distraction is minimizing the pure evil of each and every plank of their entire platform

In a world full of donalds, be a Dolly!

Juris Doctor Faustus

Happy Saturday to everyone EXCEPT "donald the dove" and his enablers

The Gatorstapo™

People keep mentioning j.d. "vance" (alias: James Donald Bowman) having been appointed 🙄czar🙄 to "fight fraud" But obviously, if a lifetime grifter, such as trump, picks someone to head up a fraud taskforce, it's intended to create MORE fraud

As they say: If I'd known I was gonna love this long, I'd've taken better care of myself #old

North Carolina elections administration has become so blatantly corrupt that people don't even pretend to hide it anymore🤬 ncnewsline.com/2026/02/25/n...

Tonight, I plan on rinsing my eyeballs with Tabasco Sauce while blasting the sounds of nails down a chalkboard in my earbuds This will be a more enjoyable experience than sitting through trump's presentation of lies and delusions #ShameOfTheUnion

Anyone who votes for her CANNOT say "that's not what I voted for" about Trump's evil, because all she's good for is shaking her head while rubber stamping his agenda Disappointment does nothing for America Only votes count

I want my G(oogle)News feed to be presented by Gary Gnu (If you get this joke, I hope everything was good at your most recent colonoscopy) #GenXSky

I suppose we can expect a briefing soon, explaining that trump has tourette's and is, therefore, the real victim

Sorry your BF thinks “labia majora” is a constellation.

For once, I actually typed the word "duck" and autocorrect changed it to "fuck" I WIN!