That’s that me depresso

I bought a new shower head and it feels so luxurious

I’ll beach off with you any day, Ken.

Don’t Parallel Park on Water Street During Rush Hour Challenge 2026

I’m just so sad and tired

Struggling real hard with my best not being enough lately

Booooooo 👎🏼👎🏼

I miss Debbie Reynolds every day

God Save Lina Lamont

French toast sticks for breakfast

I am not watching the Olympics but I am watching Johnny and Tara on Traitors and that is the same to me

It is not working

Don’t snap me on the toilet. I’ll never speak to you again.

The Traitors no context

Saw a license plate that started with “AZT” on my drive to work and suddenly I was right back in it

Good evening! Fuck AI

I always think I will enjoy cucumber on sandwiches and I am always wrong

It’s been a minute since a celebrity death has really given me pause like this

I’m just like… so uninterested. In everything.

Fuck yeah I love lemon bars

I would kill a man for a cherry dilly bar from Dairy Queen right now

Give 👏🏼 the pit 👏🏼 crew 👏🏼 shoes 👏🏼

Rethithtanth ith utheleth

🤘🏼 lost another filling today 🤘🏼

Coming to terms with how deeply unwell I have been for the last few months

Keeping track of the friends who stopped talking to me when I closed my relationship

God Bless Sarah Sherman

You know what? A diva IS the female version of a hustler.

This is not a cheerocracy

Pizza and a side salad always makes me feel like a fancy Italian cafe patron

Climbing out of a trauma induced depression hole

“What if I flop??” My dear, what if you eat???

I need a hot tub vacation

I wanna puke

Will this be the worst show I’ve ever done? No. But close.

No, it was a successful coup. None of the people who led it were punished, and are in fact back in power, rewarded for their efforts to break the system by running it. Donald Trump is currently the dictator he attempted to become 5 years ago, and it’s because nobody treated trying as a crime.

I wish with all my heart that actors would just show up and do what is asked of them and nothing else. It feels like such an easy ask.

When the project I’m working on rn has ended, I’m gonna take a ~strong~ edible and disappear from this plane of consciousness for 24 hours.

In: out Out: in

Tag yourself I’m antiboyotics

Ornaments are such a big deal in my family

I’m having a bad time ✌🏼

Gearing up to lie to my family about how I’m doing! I love the holidays!!

New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..." Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.

Feeling forgotten

quote this post with your four best pics of 2025 pls and thanku