Tag yourself I’m antiboyotics

Ornaments are such a big deal in my family

I’m having a bad time ✌🏼

Gearing up to lie to my family about how I’m doing! I love the holidays!!

New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..." Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.

Feeling forgotten

quote this post with your four best pics of 2025 pls and thanku

Colton Fluseason

Upsot?!

Unlimited kisses in exchange for the entire pink collection

Someone come take my towel off of him

God bless bulking season

let’s start an over 30 selfie thread 32 ✨🫧

Very grateful to be a man who dates men bc what the fuck is a luteal phase

Stop fucking saying Flow State shut up

I love almond and cherry together but if you tell me something is cherry when it’s actually just almond I’m gonna be mad

There’s a lot of bad haircuts in this bar tonight

Act II Glinda is such a badass

I just think it all peaked with baby Pokémon and we should hang it up before it gets weird

Annual reminder that the Salvation Army is a hate group (pro tip: any Christian org with military terminology in their name or description is probably a hate group or at least sympathetic to them) if you have spare physical change, give it to a panhandler do not put it in the Bigot Bucket

Consider me a purveyor of chicanery

A choir of two thousand young fathers

One of my new work friends commented on how organized my large birthday dinner outing was 🥹

New music from Robyn? Happy birthday to me.

Rain On Me hits different at the Rainforest Cafe

Free her!

Save me Nature’s Touch Orange Juice save me

Update: morale did NOT improve. Repeat, NOT.

I am NOT holding it together gang. Repeat, NOT.

Still hits

What happened this weekend, vodka-redbull-ically, can never happen again.

Very important factor to this

Oh god. There’s lash glue everywhere.

I was a clown today at work

🎶 through the TREEEEEES. I will FIIIIIIIIND YOUUUUU 🎶

[muffled flapping and squelching]

Im sat

Helen Sharp took the potion on this day in 1985 ✨

Hey so what the ever loving god given fuck was that?

Doing 65 in a 55 in the right lane is fast enough

Head to a protest today. I can almost promise you will feel less hopeless. That's exactly what they don't want. There are more of us than there are of them.

Have fun, be safe!

Just found out David Cornswet was a show choir kid

I saw a red pumpkin for the first time today. I didn’t even know that was possible!

I don’t know where this river runs, but I’d like the company through every twist and turn.

Had a really long haircut today and got three tattoos and none of the people administering those services spoke during those appointments and tbh it was really nice let’s normalize just shutting all the way up in a nice comfortable way

I need a loaf of sourdough to dip in a shallow dish of balsamic and olive oil STAT

I keep the pokemon go app on my home screen even tho I don’t play anymore bc I don’t want a gay person to catch a glimpse of my phone and think I’m uncool. Or worse… straight!

I hope he shows hog