date night on our one year anniversary: can we separately use the shower and bath without blowing all the hot water. see kids this is what you have to look forward to

low effort: we can do better grindset: i could be the last

already loving Dispatch but dropping the BADBADNOTGOOD remix of Future Islands “Seasons” just so perfect.

it’s american football day

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this is the most bears game ever.

they’re going to the 11th inning, sirz

holy shit.

all the marbles.

i sense the walk off walk. it calls to me.

hit the nosfaratu x holy laser in ball x pit and havent had this much (rougelite) fun since late stage vampire survivors.

detroit style pizza. tots. fry sauce. do not call for help.

zero cool

Wanna pose with my astronaut?

cant believe i stayed up for (falls asleep)

toronto has a outside shot to strand more runners than possible in a nine inning game.

smoltz sounds like an astonaut on the iss doing yet another check in w mission control

They should hand out AA chips at the end because everyone will probably have passed some sort of milestone.

Until tonight, only two players in history had reached base six times in a World Series game: Kenny Lofton in 1995, and Stan Hack in 1945. Ohtani has now reached base EIGHT times

i don’t even care about these teams.

top of the 17th they give everyone free lsd

last pitcher available?

he goes to the closet retrieving his heated blanket to start the top of the 15th.

need a wreck of the edman here

chavez ravine

Game 3 of the World Series will continue until morale improves.

i’m just here for the possibility of a position player pitching, don’t rob me of it.

i bet the ice cream helmet vendors had a good night.

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

I’m the Skattebo.

Halo (the tv show) is fun! i’ve only got a 10,000 foot view of the video game, but the beats are familiar and it’s interesting world to hang out in as far as military sci fi goes. its silly and uneven! he takes his helmet off! you can predict the dialogue! still fun!

minus the bear show a+

You can no longer ski free this guy demands you pay for the privilege.

We've got a week to go before voting is closed for the @wxpnfm.bsky.social annual countdown, the greatest covers of all time. Below, some of my favorite covers that I either forgot about or just have a ton of affection for. Vote for YOUR favorite covers here: xpn.org/885-countdown/

ran it back with Kingfish.

jenny holzer, a long long time ago, perfectly predicting this state of affairs.

I mean, that’s the crux of it, isn’t it? They never HAVE to imagine consequences because for them they simply don’t exist (or are so negligible they may as well not)

This is literally a Fred Sanford scheme.

This is by far the best song about not being able to wait one minute more. I would go so far as to say there will never be a better song about being unable to wait one minute more. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYTA...

Ah jeez. As officially announced on Soft Cell’s site and social media, the mighty Dave Ball has passed.

THREAD. When my parents' cat Bridget went missing, my dad, to try to ease his worry, painted her on a variety of historical adventures. These soon multiplied. Significantly. After much nagging, he has had some postcards printed of this brilliant series: michaelcoxmoredaysthansausages.bigcartel.com

slow horses is a comedy.

paint can antics

these should all be mass-produced. every single one.

youtu.be/425wCxOIrBI?... as you all know i’m keenly aware of Bruce’s silent hand that guides XPN. Chris of @fieldreport.bsky.social introduced my to halloween, alaska a decade back, and while i am not a fan of nebraska, this has stuck w me ever since.

i presume there’s a resident of Maine who could beat collin’s and has no terrible tattoos so let’s explore that angle shall we?

this years @wxpnfm.bsky.social countdown is going to be wild. vote now at xpn.org

the people telling you to work harder = the folks who told the titanic band to play louder

oh no