black friday sales are so overwhelming because it's like "ahh this is the one week per year i can actually afford the things i've been needing for months but i only have one paycheck to do it all on"

it's a short week this week it's a short week this week it's a short week this week it's a short week this week 🧘‍♀️

if i have to spend another dollar any time soon i'm gonna throw up

well, yes.

my toxic trait is getting a tattoo in a terrible spot and then wanting to be babied as if it wasn't entirely my decision to put myself through this

i gotta say, 2025 has largely sucked because of The Horrors but at least it has had significantly less interpersonal drama than i've had in yearssss after not being part of a fandom and ridding my irl social circle of people who don't value my time or company and that's kinda nice ngl

you should be able to quote retweet your own instagram stories days/weeks/months down the line to add context to the plot

i was trying to type "gender" and my phone autocorrected to "vendetta" and ya know what? that's kind of a vibe

instagram really loves to show me the fresh offspring of people i haven't talked to or engaged with in 10 years like it's something i'm supposed to care about

stepped on a reeeally crunchy leaf on my walk today. gonna be riding that high all night

i think of this meme probably at least once a month

at this point my american dream is nowhere near a white picket fence—it's just matching glassware

happy "why aren't you feeding me yet" day to dog owners everywhere

hi friends! if you wouldn’t mind sharing this, we would be eternally grateful. things have been pretty rough lately and will likely continue to be rough for at least the next few months

why does trying to make new irl friends always feel so embarrassing

i hate when i make a small typo in an email because i can't exactly follow up with a correction like i would in a text 😤

noah knows it be like that sometimes

hurting my own feelings via social media so i guess it's only fair i use it to message my tattoo artist too

es wants to be a tradwife

i love how every cozy game intro is just your character quitting their thankless corporate job full of grey cubicles and moving to inherit grandpa's farm

look, i am never complaining about new dayseeker, but i don't understand this release strategy—the fifth single out only one day before the full album drops? (if you can make sense of this for me i'd love to hear it!)

ngl i can kinda understand why kids would wanna eat these

been using my sick day to catch up on instagram dms

who keeps approving musical episodes of tv shows???

denver proud #nokings

heh

stay fabulous, babes

- shut off location services and turn off biometrics on your phone (so no one can shove it in your face to unlock it) - don't wear anything with distinctive markers and cover tattoos - if you are restrained by law enforcement, don't say or answer anything without a lawyer - wear sunscreen! lol 🚫👑

when i was in college in a fairly conservative town with a bunch of evangelicals for friends, i used to feel like such the odd one out for not wanting kids; i was constantly told i'd change my mind. and then i did change my mind! on what type of friends i wanted around :)

as someone who works for a small business, i find it very telling that the clients that take in the most money are also the ones that nitpick invoices and constantly try to get work from us for free—because capitalism is not successful without exploitation or oppression.

sometimes my eating style is just an adultified version of a toddler meal (ie adding protein powder to something)

i'm so determined to finish kingdom of ash today even if it kills me

there is nothing more grounding on this entire planet than holding a purring cat against your heart

i'm so fucking over everything right now

i met a wolf dog today and that was probably the highlight of my day

because why wouldn't i find my first grey hair during this presidency

fragonard's 'the swing' has been my favorite painting for ten years, since i did an art history midterm paper on it. i've found the lightheartedness of rococo art very endearing; the cheekiness of this cherub shushing the other statues about the scandal they witnessed is just so fun.

it's tattoo dayyyy so i'm repping this rad artist i met in a mountain town for my enrichment time. 🚫🤴

don't introduce me to your boyfriends i'll tell them to play zelda

english is so stupid sometimes

looks like i'm spending all day googling pokémon

the horizon has been brought

if social media had been around when hiltler died, you lot would have been around like "I don't condone murder and violence. rest in peace and all my thoughts to his family"

me: i'm gonna get the iphone 16pro so i can take good lowlight pics at shows the iphone 16pro:

good morning @batsinthewoods.bsky.social ☕️

i will keep evangelizing this band until someone listens to them because holy shit tonight was fun as fuck now go stream the haunt

drummers are just the kids that could actually pat their heads and rub their bellies at the same time

pregaming for tonight's gig 🙂‍↕️

Chicken fingers make me forget I want to die