you know when in the teen movies someone drops what they were holding on the floor in the hall and their love interest tries to pick it up at the same time and they touch hands.....TYPE BEAT has had me HOOKED since forever and up until now.

people started making fun of my rat tails so I'm owning it and am unironically telling everyone that they are my antennas and I use them for mischief

there's something incredibly intimate and sweet to me about touching hands and holding hands, btw.

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

just thought about how I started playing genshin at the very beginning and how it's been growing exponentially ever since and idk dude I feel kinda nostalgic, kinda sentimental...kinda miss it; also really much don't miss it...

my genshin past needs to leave me alone

I MISS KOKOMI

I'll be alive next year.

giggling kicking my feet looking at kaeya fanarts rn but don't tell anyone

i miss ningguang and beidou so hard my heart might explode :(

can I come over for dinner but spend 10 minutes analysing all your utensils to decide which spoon I'm going to eat with and which glass I'm going to drink in ?

the power I feel when I enter a room and nobody notices until they do and they jump all the way to the ceiling like yes, I am this smooth. this quiet. this undetectable. never let them know your next move. nobody knows if I even exist.

I wanna try to change one more time.

/the/ owl city song came on you bet your sweet mom I'm shaking ass

my account is not a safe space for the queer police, btw. I'll meow on your grave and drop my they/it pronouns all over your carpet.

HISSSSSSSSS QUEER DISCOURSE ON MY FEED HISSSSSSSSSSSS BEGONE I'M NOT INTERESTED

SYSTEM ERROR risograph print !

I FORGOT ABOUT THE DENTIST SONG

I'LL KEEP MY HELMET ON JUST IN CASE MY HEAD CAVES IN CAUSE IF MY THOUGHTS COLLAPSE OR MIND FRAMEWORK SNAPS IT WILL MAKE A MESS LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE

if you don't listen to owl city because people meme about it, you are lame.

me when I smell pee somewhere in the house and I cannot find the pee so I look at P girl (pepper) with my big green eyes intensely hoping she'll tell me where it is she peed (I am going insane)

passing by without a whisper

Dancer on the Pond, 2024✨

I AM IN PAINNNNNN ARGHHHHHHHH

poppy's new album will be in my ears so soon. I cannot wait. poppy I love you

this just in: EXPLETIVE: LEVEL HIGH DETECTED. QUERY: SYSTEM STATUS. GLOBAL PARAMETERS. ANALYSIS REQUIRED. EMOTION: SHOCK DETECTED.

oh to be a robot free from flesh so I could attach and detach stuff on my body at will

I had a kickass fish curry for lunch oh my god I need this person to cook for me all the time ☆ so. good.

can u observe my behavior to make sure it's human-like

this is what 5 minutes of boredom on my tablet looks like it's so ugly goodbye I kinda like the direction it's headed

curator stressed me out saying I need like...40 pieces at the very least...girl I have like...12 at best SAVE ME

fun fact, i cannot screech. boymaxxed too close to the sun i am unable to screech, now.

me: *lets out a blood-freezing screech of pain* my cats: ??????¿¿??? me: don't worry, guys, mama's just plagued by the horrors

rock convention, duh.

it's always so SO silly when men feel hurt about my opinions of them and go "would you say all those mean things about your dad too???" yeah dude. definitely. he's an old man. obviously it applies to him too. doesn't mean I don't love my dad.

i hope nova 2.0's going to be a better coded bot than nova 1.0 because what the hell, guys...

they should invent a me that isn’t anxious about everything

he's been sitting there for 10 whole minutes, barely moving a whisker...

i like how cats sometimes stare out the window thoughtlessly... they are so me.

anyway. sorry guys, my insides are spilling out, metaphorically and literally, hence why I yap; because if I don't, I'll start crying.

I oftentimes think about how the misogynistic patriarchy we live in has turned natural gynecological matters into absolute body horror through fear, taboo, and misconceptions...

okay uterus shedding parentheses closed for now i guess

OH ALSO "you're a woman now"....as a creature and as a CHILD, imagine my confusion... what the FUCK is up with that phrase can we PLEASE eradicate it... i hate those words with a burning passion and i sure know I'm not the only one. vile vile words on so many levels.

still on that periods talk (and feel free to share your story if you wanna) but i was a "late bloomer" or whatever the fuck they call us, and I got my first period MID PE CLASS in the middle of a RUNNING EXAM and i literally thought i was just....dying...and the teacher ordered me to keep running +

not even tmi cause i don't fucking care but there can't be this much lining to shed inside my uterus this can't be GIRL STOP MOLTING GIRL STOP I'M SCARED

ascc - patate walking on my phone

one day you choke, your urges overflow and obsession wears you down but don't you waste the suffering you've faced it will serve you in due time

one of my employers invited me over for lunch after i finish cleaning and that's very sweet and i said yes but also why the fuck did i say yes i am going to kms

I think the reason we're dealing with so much misinformation now-a-days is that no one has a facts machine anymore

does your uterus ever do things sometimes that make you believe you are about to die or it's about to drop out of your body or is that just me