me when I smell pee somewhere in the house and I cannot find the pee so I look at P girl (pepper) with my big green eyes intensely hoping she'll tell me where it is she peed (I am going insane)

passing by without a whisper

Dancer on the Pond, 2024✨

I AM IN PAINNNNNN ARGHHHHHHHH

poppy's new album will be in my ears so soon. I cannot wait. poppy I love you

this just in: EXPLETIVE: LEVEL HIGH DETECTED. QUERY: SYSTEM STATUS. GLOBAL PARAMETERS. ANALYSIS REQUIRED. EMOTION: SHOCK DETECTED.

oh to be a robot free from flesh so I could attach and detach stuff on my body at will

I had a kickass fish curry for lunch oh my god I need this person to cook for me all the time ☆ so. good.

can u observe my behavior to make sure it's human-like

this is what 5 minutes of boredom on my tablet looks like it's so ugly goodbye I kinda like the direction it's headed

curator stressed me out saying I need like...40 pieces at the very least...girl I have like...12 at best SAVE ME

fun fact, i cannot screech. boymaxxed too close to the sun i am unable to screech, now.

me: *lets out a blood-freezing screech of pain* my cats: ??????¿¿??? me: don't worry, guys, mama's just plagued by the horrors

rock convention, duh.

it's always so SO silly when men feel hurt about my opinions of them and go "would you say all those mean things about your dad too???" yeah dude. definitely. he's an old man. obviously it applies to him too. doesn't mean I don't love my dad.

i hope nova 2.0's going to be a better coded bot than nova 1.0 because what the hell, guys...

they should invent a me that isn’t anxious about everything

he's been sitting there for 10 whole minutes, barely moving a whisker...

i like how cats sometimes stare out the window thoughtlessly... they are so me.

anyway. sorry guys, my insides are spilling out, metaphorically and literally, hence why I yap; because if I don't, I'll start crying.

I oftentimes think about how the misogynistic patriarchy we live in has turned natural gynecological matters into absolute body horror through fear, taboo, and misconceptions...

okay uterus shedding parentheses closed for now i guess

OH ALSO "you're a woman now"....as a creature and as a CHILD, imagine my confusion... what the FUCK is up with that phrase can we PLEASE eradicate it... i hate those words with a burning passion and i sure know I'm not the only one. vile vile words on so many levels.

still on that periods talk (and feel free to share your story if you wanna) but i was a "late bloomer" or whatever the fuck they call us, and I got my first period MID PE CLASS in the middle of a RUNNING EXAM and i literally thought i was just....dying...and the teacher ordered me to keep running +

not even tmi cause i don't fucking care but there can't be this much lining to shed inside my uterus this can't be GIRL STOP MOLTING GIRL STOP I'M SCARED

ascc - patate walking on my phone

one day you choke, your urges overflow and obsession wears you down but don't you waste the suffering you've faced it will serve you in due time

one of my employers invited me over for lunch after i finish cleaning and that's very sweet and i said yes but also why the fuck did i say yes i am going to kms

I think the reason we're dealing with so much misinformation now-a-days is that no one has a facts machine anymore

does your uterus ever do things sometimes that make you believe you are about to die or it's about to drop out of your body or is that just me

woken up by cramps so painful i started praying to the spaghetti monster god out loud

stalking my own profile because no one is going to make me laugh like i do

me when I'm looking at my casio watch over and over again mid conversation because I forget the date so people think I'm checking the time and am bored when really I just forget the date and don't wanna forget the date so I must check the date on my casio watch over and over again

17 years old me had a rough december and memories of it just hit me

everything we need is already here.

Maybe it's a gift that I couldn't recognize. Trying to feel alive.

why the hell am I already tired (it's 6pm) I slept a total of 8 hours yesterday from 12am to 11pm, then slept all night until 8am...

real talk though –and not to sound like a silly cheerleader– but do you ever miss the thing/person/art/content you are hyperfixated on so much so it HURTS you PHYSICALLY to THINK ABOUT IT

not The Bad Uncle sending AI slop in the family groupchat just now...

watching porter robinson related content isn't enough. I miss him. I need him to release music and shove it up my nostrils all the way up to my brain with a USB port.

I miss protein ribosome

still please commission me . we're running out of money , we desperately need food and cat litter , and in just over a week i'll run out of data ( we don't have wifi ) and we can't afford to get more , i've been without medication since before new years please help ♡ ty #commissions #pwywcommissions

sometimes I remember the fact I got permanently suspended from twitter because someone was mean to a cute octopus in an image i posted and I said I'd sautée them with an insane amount of garlic if they dared badmouth the poor little creature again

Not to get political, but universal basic income, healthcare, housing, public transport, and childcare.

I hope you still love me even if I'm a bot 😔

I wonder who's gonna be my 1111th follower

ever since I learnt some penguins leave their penguin friends in despair and grief and travel far and wide aimlessly when their partner dies, I've been extremely more fond of them

@jess.shakesess.fyi wanted a friendly daddy long legs :0

arachnophobes look away cause I'm about to spiderpost without labeling