haribo strawberry softies be dangerous

“i never thought this life was possible. you’re the yellow bird that i’ve been waiting for.” felt right today. still one of the most important albums ever made. it’s world weariness, love and grief, all still painfully relevant 20 years on.

i went to see turnstile 2 weeks ago and all i got was (probably) covid or flu and i haven’t felt or looked this decent since COUGH COUGH HACK HURKK HEEEUYHCKK ooog

as if it’s from an early 2000s video game that never existed, but you can see the scene it paints so clearly in your mind when you hear it. so comforting.

it could happen today

we’ll get em next time

[ominous whooshing]

OKAY LETS GOO

i’ve never felt more hopeful

god i sure am getting tired of giving myself a headache from coughing my guts up so bad

It’s bread.

🫨🫨AND IF YOUU🫨🫨CAAAN🫨🫨 BELIEVE IT! it’s a friday once again!!

being in the bath with the window open while it rains super heavy outside is just so darn good

two grown ass brothers making something whacky in a character creator of some dumbass game and going on to play the game is such a beloved and hilarious format to me (hearing them say dumb shit and laugh their asses off is a bonus)

reminder that Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet

me getting into the shower while still sick, feelin groggy: 😔 seeing that despite it all, i have great tits: 😔✌️

blessed be thy miso soup

one of the fuckin worst parts about being sick is the way your skin feels in response to you touching it. what the fuck is with that.

craving eating lime pickle out of the jar right now

steel pipe

The Exit 8, brilliant game, also evil game. and so fucking addictive, and maddening. great take on a classic concept, and it looks cool as hell too. highly reccomend if you’re into unsettling, liminal, backrooms type shit. i won’t say more than that. it’s cheap, pick it up!

yearning like hell dawg. in the trenches. just saw two wheelie bins next to each other in the middle of an empty and otherwise abandoned lot and thought “me and who”

the horrors are truly horrific but i got a little pot of yuzu pickled cucumber slices and some lemon curd shortcake for my travels and both were delectable so i suppose we have that.

real

watching the original boston cop slide video just to feel something

shout out folie a deux, one of the best ever

these darker days are doing a fucking number on me man.

i know why i needed you

both the haunted house and a ghost in its halls

man.

still such a magical piece of music to me. it’s amazing how those first few notes send my heart soaring, taken back to the simpler times of being a kid and having my mind blown by this ground breaking game.

Frog and Toad sat close by the fire. They were scared. The teacups shook in their hands. They were having the shivers. It was a good, warm feeling.

and so on and so forth and yet over the garden wall

oh it stopped raining it’s time to walk to watch the sea wistfully from the cliffs and yearn

it’s rainy outside, i’m cosy, and i’m finally rewatching Over The Garden Wall. it’s been way too long.

happy halloween! here’s me and what my october sounded like :)

it’s time to rewatch the crow

if i can give you any life advice, don’t wait to grate that parmesan over food, just get you knife and slice some off and eat it. you ain’t doin that enough. but you will now. you’re welcome.

LAWD I AIR FRIED THE LEFTOVERS LAWWDDDDDDDDD

date idea: please.

todays trip to the twitter app is so that i can find the insane brussels sprouts gnocchi recipe i found that i shared on there once (here it is for you guys, enjoy)

the centre’s falling out by poppy is such an incredible brutal revenge fantasy track for me. so fucking cathartic.

sunset at 5pm

lil guy was so real for this

i love being almost 30 and pulling a muscle in my upper back by simply existing. what did i even do.

can anyone remember the skeet i was about to skeet. i was gonna skeet something, can’t remember.

i know i’ve achieved top baked goods eater status because i walk into the patisserie and the guy is like “ahh your weekend cinnamon roll?” and like damn. ok. clocked my baked good eating ass.

it’s 8:53am, i’ve just seen a video of a woman filming the man she just married, and she’s throwing a lime at him, and i should add that he’s wielding a sword and he’s trying to cut the lime fruit ninja style and they’re having so much fun and WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO BE HAPPPY.

i’m a simple woman, i get jump scared every time i start up netflix

computer, tightrope by movements. loud enough to kill.