Dogs ❤️❤️❤️

I can not see anything except Tamra’s wonky boobs in her confessionals and then Gretchen comes along with that hair and that headband!? What are they trying to distract us from? Release the Epstein files! 🫠 #RHOC

I’m fully going to start yelling “You’re loitering!” at anyone standing too close for my liking #RHOSLC

We’re living in the upside down and it’s #Tuesday. I can not be held responsible for the things that will be coming out of my mouth. I hate it here 🌎

Disgusted. My child already thinks something is “wrong” with him and now the government has agreed and blamed me and Tylenol? RFK Jr seems hellbent on punishing people the way his family punished Rosemary for her differences. Karma has already come for them, but I hope it’s saving the best for last

I need stimulants to function as part of AuDHD but my anxiety is exacerbated exponentially taking them. This results in me obsessively cleaning & organizing to funnel the anxiety into something productive instead of doomscrolling My house smells “like a hotel pool” as my kid says & my back hurts

Update: She did indeed watch and I was horrified. Now she knows that I know what a BJ is

Suggested the doc Unknown Caller without having seen it to a client last week. I have now seen it and I’m hoping she didn’t because I don’t want to discuss thisssss at all with HER and I’m seeing her today

Chilling

Raised white, non-practicing.

The world is burning and I’m just over here waiting for new Bravo content

At counseling with my son earlier and he was saying he’s a bad person. So the counselor mentioned that people aren’t good or bad but that they make good and bad choices. He said well my grandmother (my mom) said some people are just born bad, like Trump 🫠

These two.

So waiting for my youngest to get off the bus and a kid fully dumps on his bike across the street. Bike on top of him, screaming. Thankfully he wore a helmet and was only banged up. 5 min later the bus arrives as an ambulance is trying to pass. This is not a main rd I am a black hole of negativity!

Rough space today, my child is in crisis and I feel like I’m drowning I’ve saved Miami for today and I’m hoping that does the trick

Shitty company I work for rehired me within 30 days of me quitting last year, they approached me about returning. Now they’re making me complete new hire training. I’ve been here 6 years. Stuck in a 6 hour training for newbies

Catching up on #RHOC and it’s insufferable. It’s like being trapped in and RHOBH bullshit episode. I need off this ride

3 out of 4 doggos exhausted. 4 kids asleep and 5 adults teetering on consciousness. Labor Day weekend successful in Maine

One of my clients has wound up in a locked psych unit for a bit. We’ve all worked so hard for so long to keep her from being institutionalized and over medicated, it’s hitting extra hard I need some absolutely ridiculous entertainment to lift my spirits. Why is bravo programming so stale right now?

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

My kid 🥰

So Lisa ruined the environment because her ex sent her legal paperwork that had to be completed ASAP. These women are gross. Where’s the smoke for Lenny being a trash bag? #RHOM

Tamra - you’re making me look like a bad person. No, your actions make you look like a bad person. She is absolutely disgusting with all the deflection. Therapy is making her feel like a victim instead of accountable #RHOC

So Tamra did all this for attention? To have them tripping all over themselves to say nooooooo please don’t go? #RHOC

“It’s how old ladies throw fits, they do it on instagram” Emily got me with that one 💀 #RHOC

Just got bleach on black pants that I’ve worn twice

Happy 14th to this lady. She was trained as a service dog in the prison I worked in. She was top of her class and they didn’t continue her training as she had some slight health issues they didn’t want a disabled person to deal with. She is so sweet and smart and I’ve undone all of her training… ❤️

Hahaha

My kid asked, what’s up with this, what’s it even saying? Is it in Spanish? The thing in question is a pattern on a pillow 🤦‍♀️

The fucking picture over Jax’s shoulder of him Cruz is emotional terrorism. Why doesn’t Brit have a solo pic of her living with him alone and taking him to therapies? #TheValley

Oh now I have to relive the whole Robert Jr of it all 😭😭😭 I hope he’s doing well, substance use disorder is a hell of an illness and I’m glad he has an excellent support system #RHOSLC

Reorganized both bathroom closets and under the sinks and decided to take a break and throw on last seasons RHOSLC to pregame for this season. I forgot how much of an absolute banger this show is. Right out of the gate Whitney was eating shit left and right. So so good!

Bots be bottin’

Get outta my face

I love this so much but also, if I woke up from surgery to a mini horse playing piano, I’m pretty sure I’d be terrified that the surgery had gone wrong and now just live life hallucinating

You sure about this, Google?

Moon rising at the drive-in while seeing Freakier Friday #FreakierFriday

Struggling between being light and fun and trauma bonding at the moment

Drop an old person that you’re going to turn into in the future.

Wow Janet is a real piece of shit! And now we know why Jason married her, he’s a piece of shit too! #TheValley

With love from MA

About to head out to a bi annual sighting of my father. Pray for me

Terry Dubrow doing the wuzzzzup while high was unexpected #RHOC

Hit pennifer silly too hard and now I want to puke 🤢

Quote of the night from my 8yo daughter to my husband “You said IM dramatic? How dare you sir!” I swear if she had a glove she would have slapped him with it 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Big day today. My almost 10 year old child with ASD who would usually starve unless you ask him if he needs food, has taken an interest in cooking and made himself a perfect omelet without any cues, prompts, or oversight this morning Im so proud of this moment of independence! Behold the omelet!

Kristen feeling like a statistic and for being a “geriatric infertile asshole of a woman” hits so close to home. I had 2 children while at “Advanced Maternal Age” which is so much better than the word geriatric but still wildly offensive! #TheValley

#Bravo has been stuck in a time warp where women are disposable next to their more important male counterparts. Evidence? #PumpRules final season where Ariana was tossed overboard in an attempt to give Tom a good edit. Alex Baskin is the reason Bravo will never evolve. It’s a shame.

Kid just played with my under arm fat because “it’s wobbly” so that will do it for me today folks!

Road trip coming up and need some recommendations for a podcast, preferably an investigative series WITH a conclusion! Points if it’snot about another girl killed by someone who was supposed to love her :( I found some good suggestions last time. Any help is much appreciated!