Went out to eat earlier, had a martini, feeling good. Noticed my kid listening to some of the staff chatting behind us. Couldn’t place the language so turned around to politely ask. They responded Haitian Creole. They looked angry and I realized how gross my error was in this day of ICE

That reunion was pretty gross. Meredith swinging at bullshit the perpetual victim, Heather screeching and squinting the entire time, blech! #rhoslc

Im away for the weekend for an annual trip with husbands family. S O S I’m stuck with the pinchiest of penny pinchers in a shitty hotel on the side of the fucking highway

Stephen Colletti looks good and I hate that Between him and Rob there’s a lot going on Clearly I’d make the same mistakes over and over again Also, I’m not paying attention to what’s happening, only objectifying men at the moment #traitorsus #thetraitors

Angelica is deliberately obtuse over this penis pump #pumprules #vanderpumprules

My youngest drew my portrait. And mind your business why my pupil is so dilated

Get out of here with this 🥰 #dogsky

I’m a lil drunk and very tired but I’m so angry at everything but for now, I’m angry at Heather and Whitney for all that tag team bullshit. Are. You. For. Real? Making me have feels for LB and Mer during this makes me feel dirty too. Like there are no winners! #rhoslc #rhoslcreunion

Suddenly channeling all of my rage at Heather Gay #rhoslc

This was part of my review All I can think is I OWN IT

🚨 it’s happened again! Me: Check out this old guy, can you believe he’s only like 8 years older than me? He looks elderly *Incredulous, mouth agape,pointing at the tv* Husband: yeah

I’m up too late because panic To break up my own doomscrolling it’s the pup struggling to stay awake

This, I feel heavy in my chest

Livid. My 10 yo with ASD and single sided deafness told me this AM that a teacher physically restrained him by putting her arm around his neck when he was seeking space to calm down after an incident with another child I want to throw up and punch someone in the face

It’s tough being Betsy

Accidentally got high af hitting the vape pen while lost in thought

Heathers for one eye going this way and the other going that way and she wants to screech at Meredith about her over indulgence? #rhoslc

Couch is being delivered and spouse loves chatting with strangers and I’m just hiding outback with the dogs

I gave up coffee years ago and for whatever reason, I celebrated with one today. My vyvanse and this has pushed me over the edge! I need to run laps before my heart explodes

What’s it called when you destroy your coworkers (in the nicest and most professional way possible) in front of everyone on Teams? Because that’s today and I’m rolling in it

Why did I read this and think wow, Sarah Paulson and Diane Keaton had a daughter together

Angel really gave Wendy the entire lower level and had Giz and Ashley sleeping in that pantry!😭 I love that they’re shook that she got them with this trip. I am entertained #RHOP

Watching Wayward and I now have a crush on Mae Martin

Hard to believe that the peace-loving president who changed the Department of Defense to the Department of War has done it again.

Ugh he’s invaded my dreams. I was at a political function, sitting at my table, eating that function chicken, and he sat down next to me I asked him how he could be so disgusting and vile and he got up and walked away. Other people were looking at me but no one else joined in

Cried at the ending of stranger things. Mike closing the door to the basement as a new generation takes over felt like saying goodbye to my childhood Spiraling over being old, stupid new year

I did this twice and got it both times 😭😭

My kid changed my Netflix profile name

Watching the Empire Strikes Back with my sweet 8yo and she makes a noise and says, “was that like that hairy person, Crumby?” 💀💀😭😭

What’s it called when you purposely hurt your own feelings? Like if I read this story about X, I will lose it an sob uncontrollably so I want to skip it but then I feel like X deserves to be cried for so I decide screw my feelings and read it and cry anyway Why?

Two headed pupper #dogsky

Doom scrolling for days and I need something deliciously salacious to sink my teeth in

Spiked my drink earlier because stuck home. I live with some filthy mothereffers Just looking around and getting mad at myself for contributing to their learned helplessness

Used to find it comical that my mom broke her foot via a frozen corned beef. But as I dodged something falling from my fridge tonight, I accepted that it’s just my fate. It’s no longer if, but when?

Watching Stranger Things and bawling during Will’s coming out. My covid having ass sinuses are all messed up #Strangerthings

Streets are saying Alexia and Todd are back together and that’s why he dropped his lawsuit

Santa brought us Covid for Christmas. At least we found out AFTER spreading it to the entire family

Fun fact, I was arrested as a teenager over a boy, a pellet gun, and some roaches in the ashtray of my car. Boys have always been fascinated by guns for some reason

Been making the rounds tonight. Home now to wait for Santa while watching the puppers because they’re cute

Bruce Bogtrotter come get your cake

Going out with all three of my sisters-in-law tonight. I’m actually hopping in with the one who drove through my fence Thoughts and prayers appreciated

My youngest is 8 and has a speech impediment and told us she’s been asking Alexa to announce “can I have Ruthie tonight” (the dog) for her room. Alexa apparently informed her about roofies and how they’re used primarily used for assault

I want group chat

Went away for 4 days, SIL watched the house and animals. Came home and she’d driven her truck through the fence at the top of our driveway and my throw pillows have been replaced. She’s turning 60 soon, she’s not a teenager, what the hell went on?

So I do this thing where I hold something and I’m clutching it tightly. Then my muscles forget what I’m doing and just drop it? And I’m like oh shit, there goes my keys, phone, vape, drink..etc Is this a stim thing from tensing muscles and relaxing them? Or am I starting to lose my faculties?

A minute to start your day. Good morning Blue Sky

On a journey for a long weekend and came across this sign and it became a vocal stim Dolores Catania is from the streets of Paterson #rhonj

The juxtaposition of it all! #pumprules

Well dreamed that ICE showed up at a school function and started pulling kids out and I was the only one screaming 😱

Why is Heather so insufferable? She is always on and super impressed with herself #Rhoslc