Somehow I always thought that Tremors was Holes so I never watched Holes until now I’m yelling at my 8yo but what if there’s nothing at the top of that mountain!?

Curious to find out, what’s the pettiest thing you’ve ever done? I was having a convo with someone recently who shared that someone they knew was anonymously mailing parts of a clown costume, over years, to someone they hated I love this so much and may adopt it Imagine opening 1 clown shoe?

Dara, he doesn’t prioritize treating the women he is linked to romantically with the same respect as he does anybody else in his life OOOOFFF #Summerhouse #summerhousereunion

Watching Below deck down under and that dress Daisy wore! I swear I wore that to the Sacred Heart junior prom in 1992 when invited by an upperclassmen from a school I didn’t go to

Hilarious

She’s startin’

I was always envious of places like NY that can stay open later but in reality, we can’t handle that shit here! The people will make her rue the day she signed this because they always ruin everything Be warrnnnned

As someone who has lived with crippling anxiety, I find myself irrationally angry when people use it as an excuse For example, a person at work won’t bring an individual to the gym because it gives her anxiety I am unable to express exactly why and how angry this makes me

Watching the summer house reunion again for the umpteenth time, and I can still not get over the fucking nerve of Amanda to come at Ciara so confrontationally

Liz victiming it up on the after show is something. She doubles down and then cries? #RHORI

Had to change my pfp to this portrait my daughter drew of me, wearing a crop top that says I ❤️ my mom

Just put my tea on in the keurig and walked away, never put a cup under it Then tried to re run it with same kcup but it was too weak so went to dump it out but poured it all over myself instead It’s one of THOSE days 🤷‍♀️

My cousin texts from recital she was at with my aunt that my aunt has seen several of her sisters on ring cam and now thinks there’s an emergency 😭😭

Brought my mom to her sisters surprise bday. We get to the house and she walks up and rings the ring doorbell 😭 We’re here an hour early to set up so she’ll be surprised when she home 😭🤣😭🤦‍♀️😭🤦‍♀️

Hanging with my in-laws this afternoon and the nurse popped in to check on them and then shows us this cute vid she took of a mother goose and her goslings. She goes to show my father-in-law (90) and he says, what are those, my nudes? 🤣😭🤦‍♀️

My client with dementia just said “I love you and I just feel like I had to say it because I see you and I feel it and I know you” 🥹❤️ And this is what makes all the other stuff worth it

Lord I want to hate Joe Bradley. The look on his face, him in general, but I can’t. He’s like a dog that pees when it gets excited, you can’t be mad #SouthernHospitality

Stashed an Easter egg of a Dr Pepper in the back of my fridge to be busted out in case of emergency. That emergency is now and it is that I’m a gluttonous little piggy 🐷

Rewatching the summerhouse reunion and I just want to pause and appreciate Bailey absolutely smoking Ben I wasn’t sure she had that in her, but she unleashed on that misogynistic asshat

Chaperoned a 3rd grade field trip today to a bird sanctuary/science center. The woman giving the presentation had an amazing speech impediment which made her having to say bird over and over again fascinating to me Reminded me of

Today is my book release day! One of my favorite collections is King’s Skeleton Crew and I’ve always wanted to release a short story collection. Today’s that day! Time of Death: A Collection of Medical Horror is here! Ghosts, werewolves, zombies, scary nuns, you name it, we got it!

Watched Uncut Gems last night and hated every second of it so it must have been done well. The ups and downs of a person struggling with a gambling problem, I’m not built for that life! 🤮 Reminded me of Black Rabbit in a way, like you just watch people make the worst decisions over and over

I love you … nooo… I love YOU

Sure, I’ll just add them to the list of reasons that this Pisces is terrified of the ocean Can’t wait to panic swim this summer at the beach, and that won’t attract their attention at all

Me joining in on some dance my kid is doing in the hallway Husband: what are you guys doing over there? Kid: mating ritual Me: I did not mean to participate in this 😭

Delivery for @legutz.bsky.social

Yeah it’s carried into today and now my back is pulled from carrying a bunch of shit from the car instead of making two trips! Complain. Complaint. Complaining. 😭

Wait. Brad’s dad? 🔥🔥🔥🔥 #southernhospitality

Honestly not trying to hate because Michols is hot, but that photoshoot? He gave nothing but body, his eyes and expressions were all dead #southernhospitality

Getting burnt out so skipped my annual staff meeting this morning and I’m reneging on all responsibilities for a few hours until music lessons and soccer practice 🫠

A pox on the House of Batula!

My sister-in-law is watching me on the nanny cam while I’m at my in-laws What a creep! 😭

I’m over stimulated!!!!

It’s #Tuesday and I’m ready to do this!! Give me Summer House and In the City It’s a day after a work night so time means nothing and im gonna grab a margarita and pregame 🫠

Grifters gonna grift...

Client is stuck on a loop this morning “I don’t want to be a drunk kid, I wanna be a _______ kid”. So far bead kid, yard sale kid, and Olympics kid This kid is 55. My guess is a previous shift may have let her drink mouthwash again because the truth is always in there somewhere 🤷‍♀️

Couldn’t find Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s collar so was tracking it with the air tag Betsy had buried it under the trampoline 😭 #dogsofbluesky #dogsky

Reading the skyline with one eye open Went with the fam to the NE Revolution game because it was youth soccer night. Beautiful night for a game so I was double fisted for most AND I’m awake for a real SNL!!

Case in point this morning 😭 Him: we’re out of deodorant Me: yeah that’s because I used all of yours and then only bought some more for myself Him: that’s fucked up Me: ikr?

Sorry, but I can’t stop laughing at this

It’s Friday and I’m wearing my socks! LFG! #Friday #motherfuckinggirlpower

Teacher had the group make me thank you cards, how sweet was that? She also said I should have been paid for my time so that leads me to believe my child is even more of a handful than I thought. She’s getting a hell of an end of year gift

Can I call out of all of my obligations today due to still grieving over Archie Beador 😭 This world is so cruel that our furry family members only live for a fraction of our lives Trying hard not to spiral but fuck 💔

Emmy is so Paula from the Challenge coded, the original queen of crash outs

Chaperoning a 4th grade field trip so my kid doesn’t get overstimulated and lose it on anybody

If you ever wonder about me: Saw my mom Sunday, 79 yo on glp1. She tells me with glee that a woman approached her and asked if she’s been sick because she’s lost so much weight since the last time she saw her Mom was thrilled to be confused for a person with a serious illness 🫠

It’s funny because it’s true 😭

@janefondacivic.bsky.social now where have you gone off to? Just sitting around and realizing peeps keep disappearing around here

Schadenfreude! Inept management got called out in a bolded 3rd request in teams this morning 💃 Being the author of that post makes me even happier

Mother’s Day 2026: Both kids in full meltdown mode when it came time to go out to eat. Oh you’d think they were toddlers by the behaviors they were displaying. I’m glad it was loud AF in the place so I couldn’t hear them and that the bartender knew how to make espresso martinis ❤️❤️