Roast chicken later. I’m hopeless at gravy. Any tips? Any advice on how to make it?! Think I need to start from ground up again.

This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both

Saw this somewhere - made me laugh

Thank God for Bluesky: A little love letter to the people who would not compromise with Nazis iandunt.substack.com/p/thank-god-...

Goodnight

Home after a great day out! Do I look drunk? 🥴

And a very good point by someone else: If we're supposed to excuse NF's racism because he was young and didn't know what he was doing, Will he row back on his opinion that Shamana Begum shouldn't be allowed back in UK because as a 16 yo, she knew what she was doing?

Naughty blue loafers and turn up trousers means only one thing! Out, Out! Not raining and my train is on time!

Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery

Train to London and back yesterday. Delays cancellations. Train again today. Local journey. Delays, cancellations. Again. Currently waiting for a train that is, check notes, 20 minutes late. And it’s raining. Did I forget to mention the rain?

Well I’ve managed to befuddle the Spotify algorithm. 😎 Make any sense?

We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions. It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.

The Times be like

👀 State of this cunt. Supports Chelsea. Says it all.

What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Xmas party

Adding alt text to this because this is fucking amazing and everyone deserves to read it.

Yes Last Christmas is marmite and overexposed but seeing middle aged men, and it’s always, middle men, trying to make sense of the lyrics. Guys, it’s just a song which has managed to endure. Go about lives and stop cry wanking over a couple of words in a song. End.

FUUUUUUUKKKKKK

My annual trip to The Ivy in Brighton yesterday. Lunch at 1pm left at 7pm…

The guy next to me is constantly scratching his head and looking at the results… I want to die.💀

Left house at 11am. 1 hour and 25 minutes later my train has pulled up at a station 20 minutes drive from my house.

Car stuff on Bluesky. Ironic as I’m currently sat on a delayed train that is packed, dirty and uncomfortable. Don’t @ me with any environment hot takes. I used trains for 5 days a week for 31 years.

5 cars I’ve owned: BMW E30 318i Toyota MR2 mk1 BMW F10 530D Audi TT mk3 Quattro Mercedes E220D Coupe

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen! 1. Pink Floyd 2. The Rolling Stones 3. Eagles 4. The Who 5. Jackson Browne

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Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen: Luther Vandross Alexander O’Neal The Fatback Band Soul II Soul Bobby Brown (😬)

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen: The Stone Roses Massive Attack Bjork The Chemical Brothers Paul Weller

Many people on socmed responding to the Farage racism story with ‘We all said things like that in the 70s’. If you did, you’re one of those who made my childhood miserable much of the time. And if you have no remorse, face facts: you’re (still) a racist.

@sdrose.bsky.social Have a great Thanksgiving Day!

That second half from Arsenal was fucking sensational. As good as you could possibly hope to put in against a team as good as this. Bossed it 100%. Madueke with his first goal, and then Martinelli, no less than we deserved. And Bayern offered NOTHING after the break. Hello Europe, we're Arsenal

North London forever Whatever the weather These streets are our own And my heart will leave you never My blood will forever Run through the stone 🔴⚪️

I was decent at Fantasy Football. Always top 3 in my work league. This season, mid to lower table. Was whiling away the time in the office last week, started talking FF and apparently I’m shit now cos I’m not using AI. Ffs. 🙄

WTF even is this shit?! I read it waiting for the punchline but no. FUCK OFF GUARDIAN www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

RIP Mani. Definitely bought the Sunshine to my younger self.

Yes I’m an old man wearing merch from a 2 album band. But they were my band. 20 when they released their first album. I used to be incredibly defensive about them, took any criticism personally! LOL. Still I don’t care about that anymore. Just sad that Mani has passed away.

My youngest 18th birthday today. Just stuck on a playlist on shuffle. 46 hours long, 650 songs and this comes up. Only my parents, both gone, song. Yeah, it’s coincidental. But give me this one.

Don’t worry, Joe45678885433 and his mates will fill the vacancies.

Remembering the lead-up to the publication of the Mueller report, and how so many sincerely believed that would change *everything*.

@jenbren.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🥳

On #InternationalMensDay I just want to say that cheese on toast is superior to a cheese toasty as you get double the amount of cheese.

Monday thought. Currently listening to Massive Attack, Inertia Creeps, and maybe at my age I no longer need to seek out new music? Could I, should I, just draw a line under it all and enjoy the sounds I have discovered on my 56 times around the sun?

Got to go to bed. So tired. Listen, I’m far from perfect. I’m just lucky I have people around me to keep me in check. Everyone needs someone. Goodnight.

Haircut! Not much to cut tbh!! 😂

I’d do 10 things about me but, 😜

Lest we forget / forgot, delete as applicable.

Trying to imagine what this policy would have meant for my grandfather and his friends, facing the constant uncertainty of when and whether they would have been deported, after fighting to save this country from the Nazis

Jesus those Lewis Capaldi ads for phones are seriously shit. WTAF?!

Look if you’re a villain and you need to extract information from me, serve me pizza without black olives on.

Nearly done for the week! A literally… Now playing.