A small press is really a black hole. We made this PDF-only zine because no matter how many books we sell there’s never enough money.

I'm thrilled to share my graphic narrative "Drone Metal," which moves between divorce attorney offices, Subarus parked by lakes, and the insides of whales. Up today in @electricliterature.com

If you like beach community werewolf content then today you are in luck

Stoked for @malarkeybooks.bsky.social to be publishing my spooky bigfoot church nature documentary book in 2027!

I happened upon a couple having sex in the woods while hiking last week, and today I almost stepped on this copperhead. They don’t call it Crazy Connecticut for nothing

My dog Banjo just found out that Kathryn Hahn also has a dog named Banjo

love the attention to detail in this one & the perverse affection it shows for dead end towns. it gives the vibe of grime stains ringing a sink in a kitschy, pointedly decorated bathroom. no one will escape the orbit they're in (or be honest about trying) but that's alright

"Make yourself look like you’re the mass killer in a courtroom, and the family’s all watching you, my stylist says. My family or the victim’s family? I ask. Uh, she says, either one." @travisdahlke.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...

this genre of book cover aesthetic is the best one

I have a story in @mrbullbull.bsky.social today about Choose Your Own Adventure novels and uncontrollable wildflowers.

"Everyone in the ICU is watching Jake Tapper. I make small talk with the nurse about how Benadryl doesn’t taste like it used to...I’d kill for some, I say. Even if it’s expired. " Today on ergot.: 'Heiress County' by Travis Dahlke @travisdahlke.bsky.social www.ergot.press/authors/Trav...

I have a story up today in @ergot.bsky.social called "Heiress Country" that deals in calf implants, Hibachi and ancient artifacts.

Tomorrow on ergot.: trolling for treasure at steakhouse bars and other stagnant waterways with Travis Dahlke @travisdahlke.bsky.social

where do I buy merch for Rao’s pasta sauce

If the Democrats don’t make an absolute buffet out of this group chat national security scandal, primary each and every one of them. It’s literally on a silver platter.

absolutely dragged through the Kohl’s

Spacehog - In the Meantime (slowed and reverbed x1000000000000)

when the lead guitar comes in on the dirty verses, as Martha Stewart would say: it's a good thing www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTXM...

new PUP hell yea

Putting out a collection of short graphic narratives soon, with illustrations by John Shields. This is the rad cover proof!

"This place is like a boomerang. Shoots you out into the world, but you get slung right on back." @katywrites.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...

absolutely goated ambient dad rock/shoegaze album seerbeliever.bandcamp.com/album/bent

Robert, she thought suddenly. Because one needed friends to be a Bobby or a Bob.

get outta my dreams get into my Subaru Baja

fur baby / fur toddler / fur teenager / fur adult / fur grandmother

A reverb pedal but for various stews and gumbos

this time a year always makes me think of when paula deen got nailed in the face with that frozen ham and then her husband looked at the ham like this

this lion is really gettin into trouble I’ll tell ya

the drug church/rachel cusk alliance

best song of the year six years in a row spiritwas.bandcamp.com/track/golden...

Ernest Hemingway saves Christmas

knew a lot of good dudes with rattail hairdos

are these birds I saw today real and what kind of toucan is this?

Searching ‘Wikipedia’ in Wikipedia under the full moon

Enjoy this Jurassic Park fan fiction about working at Dairy Queen in the excellent new issue of Bodega Magazine www.bodegamag.com/articles/712...

Read a story about a herd of wild Xerox machines in the new @farewelltransmiss.bsky.social farewelltransmission.net/2024/05/ann-...

Check out my graphic narrative about Sally Jessy Raphael and parents who messed with hexes in the 90s apocalypse-confidential.com/2024/05/18/c...

Betty Draper would’ve loved Kings of Leon

I’m real proud of this story, up today in @hexliterary.bsky.social

While I’m carving a dick-sized hole out from the pizza box, Joan Heart closes her eyes and says the condo has weird energy. "Seaside Condos of the Minneola Coast" by Travis Dahlke: www.bruisermag.com/dahlke_condos

Christmas trees left to grow wild vs. Christmas trees left to die

these were some songs I listened to a lot this year in addition to Vampire by Olivia Rodrigo

heya check out my graphic narrative from the @havehashad.com @calebbethea.bsky.social Halloween call www.havehashad.com/hadposts/sub...

die young or live long enough to see yourself become the creepy grandma in an A24 movie

this song/performance of the song opens up a 12 pack of whoop ass www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWBm...

Dr. Quinn’s Pro Medicine Woman

that vida la viva loca song by Coldplay was the absolute pinnacle of the mom rock genre