RUSSSSSSSSO WHAT A GOAL

CHLOE WHAT A FUCKING GOAL

STINAAAAAAAA

I don’t think I’ve ever had a physical revulsion to an advertisement more than the Kayak influencer brained mom. Like I’m never going to use Kayak ever because of it

I’m going to take a gummy and watch a documentary on volcanoes causing utter destruction to calm down 😂

*football has no bearing on my actual life and I can still find joy*

Can’t wait for the next weeks of narrative now coming from every shit stain pundit

Inexplicably poor today on all fronts

COME ON ARSENAL!!!

COME ON THE ARSENALLLLL ❤️

#Arsenal 🔴⚪

Forcing myself to eat some breakfast today as my nerves are fucked before kickoff starts. Gotta embrace these days with all your heart because we are not guaranteed anything in this life and they are few and far between. UP THE ARSENAL

Happy cup final day to all that celebrate

If I’m ever sad I’m watching this to cure myself 😂 youtu.be/jRtJ9F0xaT0?...

If you’re having a bad day just know it’s not worse than Simons winning POTM after getting bounced from the Champions League

Alvarez needs to come over to the red side of London

Atleti are pissing me off

This is how the ⚽️ pundits would rather have us play like? No fucking thanks

I love him so fucking much

being in the Champions League quarter final isn’t for everyone

Thanks Dec 😅

If Paramount can shell out billions of dollars to acquire Warner Bros. Discovery, then they can pay their unionized CBS staff a fair wage. I stand with the CBS staff who walked out today as they fight these corporate giants for essential protections and fair contracts.

Arsenal saving English football

We're in Eze season.

WHAT A FUCKING ROCKET EZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEE

Brother how many chances do we need?

I want to kill whoever made it a trend in ads to use a narrator with a whisper voice

Nature is healing

Can’t believe I stayed up for that snooze fest

IS IT HAPPENING? 👀

I think I tweaked my ankle jumping up and down after Max’s goal 😂I’m washed af

MAX DOWMAN MAKES HISTORY 👶 Arsenal's starlet is now the youngest goal-scorer in Premier League history, after bagging his first professional goal today 👏 The first of many for the Gunners ♥️

Honestly, the way this team can put you through 88 minutes of torture, then leave you feeling like this after an extraordinary contribution from Max Dowman is essentially absurd. It looked like it was gonna be a nightmare, instead it became the stuff of dreams. My heartbeat is doing techno BPM

The chosen one

Absolutely shaking right now, holy shit what have we just witnessed

Max Dowman scores!!!!! #Arsenal #ARSEVE #COYG #Gunners #EPL #EFL #PremierLeague

Max Dowman becomes the youngest goalscorer in Premier League history.

HE JUST LEARNED TO WALK AND NOW HE’S SCORING IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE

MAX YOU LEGEND

My entire mental health currently rests on a 16-year-old. What a stupid fucking sport.

MAX DOWMAN YOU ADORABLE CHILD

THE CHILD WILL SAVE US

Max Dowman is going to score the winner

andy madley reffing like a man whose cousin just opened a polymarket account last night

That's 100% a penalty. VAR choosing not to see the obvious contact.

SHUT UP LEE DIXON YOU SHITBAG

Can we please find a way to get Saka closer to goal and not on the fucking touch line

CALA WTF WAS THAT YOU MAD MAN

Today I’m going to share some music I’ve been enjoying recently. Today this just feels right and here I am once again listening to Donna Summers - Bad Girls music.apple.com/us/album/bad...