HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEGA 🥳

i should smoke weed tonight

now and forever

Happy Pride Month!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

on the streets they call me uncle cuz all i do is fester

Sex Jif

today's word of the day is "obsequiousness"

double-checked the Toy Story 5 release date and learned that TSwift is releasing a new single as part of its soundtrack, which has made the wait a WHOLE lot easier to bear.

Shy Fox here: This is the first #PrideMonth I have EVER felt comfortable with my ability and confident in my right to participate. In honor of the #FixYourHeartOrDie credo, I'd like to open up and state both my longstanding pansexuality, and my burgeoning non-binary-ness. #FixYourHeartForPride!

Coming next Friday: a whole new way to say #FixYourHeartOrDie! #FYHOD #28YearsLater #TheBoneTemple

FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE. The ghost of David Lynch is with us. Happy Pride <3

on cloud nine today because someone had to come inspect my home and told me it's cleaner than 99% of homes they inspect #blessed

I've Been Consulting on Tabletop Campaign Books - The Revolution at Caster’s Crossing Interview [AD] www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UsP...

Our #TwinPeaks recaps return with Episode 4 AKA "The One-Armed Man"! Fox, Marcy, and @laurakbuzz.bsky.social give Little Elvis a bath, before accepting an "Invitation to Love" from ol' sweaty Chet. Is Audrey our unanimous MVP?! bit.ly/FYHODapple bit.ly/FYHODspotify shows.acast.com/fixyourheart...

a very weird specific variant of Guy is "Guy Who References Specific Hollywood Execs By Name To Sound Savvy Yet Only Knows The Ones From 20 Years Ago"

You hear her calling everywhere you turn You know you're headed for the pleasure burn But the words get stuck on the tip of your tongue She's the real thing, but you knew it all along .

some people need AI to do their 500 word essay about Why Book Good, whereas i watch half a documentary tangentially related to a movie i'm researching and struggle to keep my thoughts about their connections under 1000 words. #WeAreNotTheSame

Fox and @douibyorthst.bsky.social met under some sycamore trees to discuss the new #TwinPeaks teases from @markfrost.bsky.social, before giving a galaxy-brained take on why most critics misunderstood the #SuperMarioGalaxyMovie! bit.ly/FYHODspotify bit.ly/FYHODapple shows.acast.com/fixyourheart...

finally deleted this app (and all other social media apps) so that i can only Post via The Computer from now on, as The Gods intended.

looks like i'm living alone for the first time ever, at least for a while. quite literally don't know what to do with myself, on any level.

Whoa! It's my first post as a blogger on @limitedrungames.com's games and culture blog! I wrote it in a blur, and looking back, it definitely reads like one of my old Destructoid posts, complete with references to horrifying Willem Dafoe movies. Tell your friends! limitedrungames.com/blogs/news/s...

leftover curry with coffee has been the most consistently good part of my life for over a decade. never fails to hit the spot.

dreamt that someone was forcing me to watch Wicked For Good. and as soon as i started complaining it was even more boring than the first one, the robot that was slicing up dozens of other robots with a sword did a sick pose and declared "well i for one think it's the most exciting film ever made".

few things make me feel nice and smugly like detecting that there's Discourse happening and knowing that i'll probably never have any idea why c:

this whole "you must rewatch a special version of Endgame to understand Doomsday" gambit is really funny to me, because it lowered my desire to dip back into the larger MCU from 30% to 0%. and i hafta imagine i'm not the only one. was anyone EXCITED to hear they're gatekeeping this reentry point?

MFW I get a new follower on my main

I don't like any of the GLITCH stuff I've seen before but... I wonder if I would like TADC... 🤔🤔🤔

As I prepare to simultaneously give up on love and move my sick parent into my home, my hairline recedes ever further and I daydream about leaning harder into my radio aspirations, one thing has become clear: I am become Frasier Crane.

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Yes haha

didUkno that if you do just 50 squats a day, within only 3 days your legs will never want to talk to the rest of your body again?

BREAKING: if all news is "breaking" no news is "breaking"

Sneakers O'Toole is my spirit animal

Incredible art depicting the greatest one-word response in the history of interviews. #DavidLynch #Eraserhead @lukeymcgarry.bsky.social www.instagram.com/p/DVJk3G7Dwm...

Ever since we started #FixYourHeartOrDie, our fans have been banging down our door demanding answers to one question: when are you going to talk about how Fred Flintstone's nemesis is secretly Evil Dale Cooper? The fated day has come, when the "gay old time" is happening again.

#TwinPeaks #FireWalkWithMe #StarTrek

what's your favorite video game level name of all time, and why is it "Poochy Ain't Stupid" from Yoshi's Island?

I've only experienced the new Harry Potter show through people reposting dunks on here that include screenshots. It looks like the highest-budget MAD TV sketch of all time. So I'll ask the same question I've been asking about HP since bouncing off the first book 30 years ago: WHO IS THIS FOR?!

wut

Dems come midterms youtu.be/VhEiU5YYFQU?...

all of this "bsky app broken" nonsense might be a perfect opportunity to get rid of the app and become a desktop-only user to curb that check-in impulse.

when someone has repeatedly hurt you with nonsensical accusations, it's always comforting to finally confirm that they were projecting all along.

in a sane world, Star Fox Assault would have been put on the Switch Online GCN collection this week.

man i wish James Franco wasn't such a rat-fuck

sometimes i wish my creative work was Popular, but then i see fans of bigger podcasts talk about getting abused, harassed, and doxxed over the opinions they express in polls about what the podcast should cover next. fan communities may have been a Mistake.

luckily i still have over a year to figure out the best approach for this, but boy am i not looking forward to eventually having to make known my position as the only Bowie hater in the universe.

A good place to find yourself. That’s where I discovered I was both HOT and READY

had a very productive session in group* today. *Little Caesar's lobby

normally don't share personal stuff here (or anywhere) much but, in case anyone notices me acting even weirder than usual, i found out in the space of two weeks that my mom has cancer, and that my partner will be moving back home.