MFW I get a new follower on my main

I don't like any of the GLITCH stuff I've seen before but... I wonder if I would like TADC... 🤔🤔🤔

As I prepare to simultaneously give up on love and move my sick parent into my home, my hairline recedes ever further and I daydream about leaning harder into my radio aspirations, one thing has become clear: I am become Frasier Crane.

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Yes haha

didUkno that if you do just 50 squats a day, within only 3 days your legs will never want to talk to the rest of your body again?

BREAKING: if all news is "breaking" no news is "breaking"

Sneakers O'Toole is my spirit animal

Incredible art depicting the greatest one-word response in the history of interviews. #DavidLynch #Eraserhead @lukeymcgarry.bsky.social www.instagram.com/p/DVJk3G7Dwm...

Ever since we started #FixYourHeartOrDie, our fans have been banging down our door demanding answers to one question: when are you going to talk about how Fred Flintstone's nemesis is secretly Evil Dale Cooper? The fated day has come, when the "gay old time" is happening again.

#TwinPeaks #FireWalkWithMe #StarTrek

what's your favorite video game level name of all time, and why is it "Poochy Ain't Stupid" from Yoshi's Island?

I've only experienced the new Harry Potter show through people reposting dunks on here that include screenshots. It looks like the highest-budget MAD TV sketch of all time. So I'll ask the same question I've been asking about HP since bouncing off the first book 30 years ago: WHO IS THIS FOR?!

wut

Dems come midterms youtu.be/VhEiU5YYFQU?...

all of this "bsky app broken" nonsense might be a perfect opportunity to get rid of the app and become a desktop-only user to curb that check-in impulse.

when someone has repeatedly hurt you with nonsensical accusations, it's always comforting to finally confirm that they were projecting all along.

in a sane world, Star Fox Assault would have been put on the Switch Online GCN collection this week.

man i wish James Franco wasn't such a rat-fuck

sometimes i wish my creative work was Popular, but then i see fans of bigger podcasts talk about getting abused, harassed, and doxxed over the opinions they express in polls about what the podcast should cover next. fan communities may have been a Mistake.

luckily i still have over a year to figure out the best approach for this, but boy am i not looking forward to eventually having to make known my position as the only Bowie hater in the universe.

A good place to find yourself. That’s where I discovered I was both HOT and READY

had a very productive session in group* today. *Little Caesar's lobby

normally don't share personal stuff here (or anywhere) much but, in case anyone notices me acting even weirder than usual, i found out in the space of two weeks that my mom has cancer, and that my partner will be moving back home.

i watched The Big Lebowski last night for the first time since i was a teenager. last time i saw it, i disliked it and thought anyone who was obsessed with it was weird (derogatory)...

A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TOO HARD WHO LOVES HER KIDS AND NEVER STOPS [ahem] ...sorry i dunno what came over me... I'M A SURVIVOOOOOOOR~ ...damn...

kinda between gaming hyperfixations atm since i'm too cash-strapped to afford anything new, and Legends Z-A continues to be... less than compelling. so today my brain started screaming at me to get back on this specific strain of My Bullshit. music.youtube.com/watch?v=4iSh...

was looking for the new Daredevil season when i came across an episode of Monk titled "Mr. Monk Meets the Daredevil" and DAMN would that be an incredible crossover.

how can i convince The Almighty Algorithms that i don't care about watching the cast from Scrubs interview each other, or sing the theme song, or comment on classic scenes or... well ANYTHING related to that incredibly sweaty reboot (or the fine-but-should've-stayed-buried-original)?

his nose is so addictive

sometimes i feel like the only NieR fan who recognizes that 2B and Kainé are gorgeous but doesn't like actually sexualizing them. love a hot anime lady and all, but those games feel like one of the dark mirrors they hold up to your face is "you should feel dumb/gross for finding this hot". so i DO!

an underrated aspect of editing your own podcast is that you're forced to constantly review empirical evidence that your friends find you funny and interesting sometimes. it's like a free ticket to vacay away from Mad At Me Island.

This would be good PR, but it would also make Jensen Huang *even more* mad which I'd argue is more important

Capcom should straight-up sue for defamation. The harm of having a third-party market your game with hideous, unauthorized art alterations could very tangibly hamper RE9's incredible momentum.

insider-gaming.com/dlss-5-gamer... What a fuckin' mess dude if I worked on RE9 I'd be seething about this shit

i hereby vow to never give a shit about wanting games to look "better" ever again

i do want to see OBAA and will probably get around to it in the near-ish future. but having trouble imagining that it's better than Sinners. anyway, it's times like these i'm happy to not be obligated to have anything resembling a "professional" opinion on these sorts of things. ^^;;

i finally set all my moderation settings to Warn rather than Show. but it turns out all the stuff i wanna see is tagged NSFW, while all the stuff i don't wanna see isn't tagged. :/

speaking truth* to power** *dumb fake song lyrics **my cats

i receive my regular right-wing innoculations via a Raimi Spider-Man shitposting group i joined to give me SOME non-family reason to use Meta. and my regular thought when i see incel chuds putting their words in Spidey's mouth is "what makes them think Spidey/Raimi would like this?" BUT

been a long time since i got to have an internet argument where i'm sure i was entirely correct, while also being confident that i was the lesser of two jerks about it. (PS: opera/ballet diehards are all deeply unpleasant, thank gods there's only like 11 of them worldwide)

lululabubulelemenmon

"Dr. Laserdisc"

every application/interview for an office job of any kind should include the question "will you know how to reply to your boss's mass emails without responding to everyone on the list?"

you can tell i finally 100%ed* #Balatro on mobile because now i actually open this app more than twice a day. *to my own personal standards cuz i'm not getting all those gotdang stickers