Hear me out: An American toku show where the hero has a muscle car and can henshin with a badass helmet that grants him powers that add to his advanced fighting skills. Envision a cross between Knight Rider and Kamen Rider. I’m fancasting @bigbangmike.bsky.social. Call it “Driver In Disguise”.

WHO’S COMING TO SEE MY CHAMP IN VEGAS BABAAAAY?!

😈😈😈 @9thlevelgames.bsky.social @internettitle.bsky.social

Soooo pax was fun!… UNTIL IT WASNT🤬🤬 @9thlevelgames.bsky.social @internettitle.bsky.social

Texas… more Texas, London, New Jersey, New York…. Tons of places coming up to see me but one place you can meet me AND greet me!!!! @bigeventny @evewrestling.bsky.social @internettitle.bsky.social

Last stop on my tour of DC!!🥰🥰 @evewrestling.bsky.social @internettitle.bsky.social

aaawweeeee my babies tooked me out for @kurasushi_usa today!!! @evewrestling.bsky.social @internettitle.bsky.social

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Spot of the year, close the polls now.

Our side has Kat Abu, our side wins.

The vibes in this venue are gonna FUCK.

You should pay for my texting service. For only $100 a month, I’ll spam begging you to bother your local indies to book my champ to defend me.

HUMANS of #WrestleSky! You don't need to invoke Manon to dress good! Head over to shop.wrestlingnerds.us and grab yourself the new "We Are The Nerds, Mister" shirt or the acid washed Sickos variant!

Should I ripping off @weratedogs.com but for title belts? If I was a dog what would they rate me? This is the WWE 24/7 Title. Always running. Never sleeping. Comedy gold until it wasn't. Retired in silence like a raccoon sneaking off with a sandwich. 7/10 for effort, 2/10 for dignity.

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We all know how certain residents of the White House treat furniture....

Cast yourself as a villain

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This venue and stage setup for @allelitewrestling.com is banging tonight. MORE OF THIS. #WrestleSky

WNRN OG @jesselong.art joined our pals at @wrestlingmayhemshow.com last night and dropped a doozy during the first round of Mayhem Mania!!!

I have a cool job.

These mat sponsors are getting out of hand. #WrestleSky

Kinda feel like @allelitewrestling.com / @ringofhonor.com / @tonykhan.bsky.social are missing a golden opportunity to do a live Halftime of Honor show live on YouTube from Daily’s Place during halftime.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @ziggyhaim.bsky.social!!!! I STILL LOVE YOU.

It's called fashion BRENDA. Look it up.

He just wants to expand the United States to include Gaza. ...and Panama ...and Greenland ...and Canada. PERFECTLY NORMAL PRESIDENTIAL BEHAVIOR.

MORNING #WrestleSky!!! Head over to youtube.com/@themwterrit... to watch MY CHAMP Ron Bass Jr challenge for the PWRevolver Title and Noah Veil challenge Effy for the GCW World Title!!!

GODDAMN @mikeyrukus.bsky.social you didn’t have to go THIS hard but you did and I appreciate you for it. open.spotify.com/track/1wbvPI...

If I had a torso I would so wear this.

HUGE BREAKING NEWS: Pete Buttigieg is seriously considering running for Senate in Michigan after Gretchen Whitmer says she wouldn’t run for the open seat. Smash that RT if you agree Secretary Buttigieg would make a FANTASTIC Senator!! 💙💙

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Lord the Netflix Era announce table is gonna FUCK some folks lives UP.

What if this was just a misunderstanding and SRS’s scooper just meant that @tonykhan.bsky.social is getting blazed as fuck during creative meetings? Not saying this would be a bad thing. We’ll know for sure if there’s a special Dynamite called Mayhem on Munchie Street.

I wonder if we’ll get MAGA Podcast Bro skins for Taker and Kane as DLC

This. By all accounts Cope has bought in unlike a handful of ex-WWE folks that were just waiting for HHH to inevitably take over.

I hope one day that @rjcity.bsky.social will interview me on an episode of Hey(EW).

Not tryna judge here @allelitewrestling.com, but why not air it live on Max and save the tape delay solely for TNT? I may be a simple belt, but it’s just an idea.

Just to cover all bases, anyone who performs a Nazi salute is immediately and permanently banned from ever holding me or any other @wrestlingnerds.us Championships, be they present, future, or past.

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Who is your birthday twin (born the same day as you)? Answer with a pic or gif only. The BEST celebrity wrestler Bad Bunny.

MICHAEL COLE JUST NAMEDROPPED LUCHA UNDERGROUND. WHAT IS THIS.

The dirtiest of dirt sheets will agrigate this as "CURRENT WWE CHAMPION AND FORMER AEW CHAMPION APPEAR AT EVENT TOGETHER!!"

Yeah, comic book characters no one cares about famously get NINE SEASONS of a TV show, outliving the show they spun off from. Maybe just maybe it's cuz that universe sucked and no one wanted to watch a sex pest cult leader star in DC movie, let alone MULTIPLE TIMES IN THE SAME MOVIE.

There are definitely options other than "Wait for Darby to get off Everest." Could have White win it at Grand Slam with an immediate Christian cash in, which could lead to Cage vs. Cope at Revolution. Then transition to Hanger taking it off one of them. #WrestleSky

I don’t know who needs to hear this (pssst it’s @ringofhonor.com / @tonykhan.bsky.social) but…. @athenapalmer.bsky.social should be the one to beat Chris Jericho for the ROH World Title.

Potentially harsh take: Darby is starting to hit 2010s Roman in terms of trying to make fetch happen. I get that he’s supposed to be the successor to Sting but there’s a litany of other folks I’d like to see dethrone Mox. Notwithstanding he’s managed to 360 Backslide his way past cancellation…

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