Texas… more Texas, London, New Jersey, New York…. Tons of places coming up to see me but one place you can meet me AND greet me!!!! @bigeventny @evewrestling.bsky.social @internettitle.bsky.social

Last stop on my tour of DC!!🥰🥰 @evewrestling.bsky.social @internettitle.bsky.social

Don’t wanna hear any of your goddamn fireworks tonight. There’s nothing to celebrate this year. #4thOfJuly

When I tell you my 9 year old son was OUTRAGED. “THATS NOT NINJA STEEL.”

Paging @whoculture.bsky.social! My kids are on the edge of their seats with anticipation for this week’s episode, based off the blind speculation that Ncuti will sing this week and unleash his Kenergy. Do their hopes want for not or do you think their dreams will become wibbly wobbly reality?

Thank the old gods and the new, Liquid Death is bogo this week at Publix!

THEYDIES AND GENTLENERDS OF #WrestleSky... #ANDNEW WNRN ALL FLORIDA CHAMPION AZRAEL ROW!!!

Hey #PokemonGO folks! Add me if you need help finishing A Thousand Year Slumber 1/7!

HEY Wrestling Nerds! Get these hot new @wrestlingnerds.us shirts for your torsos, only at shop.wrestlingnerds.us!! Be the sexiest Wrestling Nerd at your next function and maybe you'll bring home a fellow Wrestling Nerd to do whatever it is y'all do when you lock doors.

WNRN OG @jesselong.art joined our pals at @wrestlingmayhemshow.com last night and dropped a doozy during the first round of Mayhem Mania!!!

If Biden had done even a thousandth of something this unhinged, the Republican arm of government would’ve called for his impeachment and tried to ship him off to Guantanamo.

Shiny. Let’s be bad guys.

I have a cool job.

Dad jokes you get to pull when you have a LGBTQ+ kid: Me to teenage daughter who is running late for school: Come on kid we need to make like you and all your friends during the first week of 6th grade! Daughter: What? Me: Out and fast! Daughter: WHAT?

Witnessed a wild @altonbrown.bsky.social sighting at Beefy King (HE WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME 😱). Now I must know two things: 1. What did Alton order? 2. HOW WAS IT?!

When your wife backs that big thang up and rips ass to the tune of one of your favorite @nin.com bangers, you know the love is real and deep.

Desperate times. Drastic measures.

I’ve officially hit “yelled so now my shoulder hurts” years old. I didn’t think that number was 37, but here we are.

If @bsky.app made a TikTok clone called BlikBlok…. I wouldn’t be mad.

Heeeey @wrestletalk.bsky.social @cultaholic.bsky.social @whatculturewwe.bsky.social… If any of you guys need a graphic designer with podcast producing experience that may or may not need to relocate his entire family from the US…..hmu.

Rewatching Double Dragon. California is hellscape and a co-opting broligarch is controlling the city along with the criminals throughout it. 🤨🧐🤔

Read as @hangmanpage.bsky.social: “EGGS IS PLANTS DUMBASS” #WrestleSky

Here me out @karenhallionkenney.bsky.social… 15th Doctor, dressed as Elphaba… DEFYING MAVITY.

Starting 2025 right. Got Chinese food for lunch from my local spot. I ended up with two fortune cookies and decided to eat them both in pretty quick succession. Jokingly said to myself “I hope that doesn’t make the second fortune a cursed monkey paw situation”. The second fortune:

Inside of you are two pens.

Butterfly in the (blue) skyyyyyyyyyy…..