The problem with the onion these days is that this is a 1500% believable headline. theonion.com/melania-trum...

Do you realize that someday people will be asking, “If you had a time machine would you go back and kill baby trump?”

Thank you Leigh McGowan for laying it plain. (OP: iampoliticsgirl via IG)

If I'm handed any bill with Donald Trump's name on it, I'm handing it back and asking for a legitimate banknote

Musk’s Wealth 2012: $2 billion 2026: $827.2 billion Bezos’ Wealth 2012: $18.4 billion 2026: $222.7 billion Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2012: $17.5 billion 2026: $204.2 billion Federal Minimum Wage 2012: $7.25 2026: $7.25 Three words: tax the rich.

We’re all brainwashed to some degree. We’re just numb to the bullshit. We completely let it go that this crazy person faked his assassination attempt. Everyone knows it.

The weapon of mass destruction the world needs to fear is not a bomb. It is the selfish, hateful, racist, and astonishingly clueless president of the US.

I just read that the lowest average price for gas is $2.37 in Oklahoma. I just paid $4.99. Makes me think that the fed govt has fuck all to do with controlling gas prices.

Why did Trump prohibit Colbert from interviewing the Texas state senator, James Talarico, on his show? What does Trump not want you to see? Search YouTube for "james talarico colbert interview" and spend 15 minutes watching the dangerous interview that scares the shit out of Trump.

Yeah sure Storm the Capital, Change Laws of the Constitution, force Americans to get and pay for unobtainable requirements to vote..to weed out the (avg) of 4 illegal immigrant votes per Election

My unpopular opinion is that ONE VICTIM’S testimony should be enough to convict trump.

Cartoon by Nick Anderson

More than One. Million. Times.

Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.

Raskin to Bondi: "You're not showing a lot interest in the victims. Whether it's Epstein's human trafficking ring or the homicidal government violence against citizens in Minneapolis, as AG you're siding with the perpetrators and ignoring the victims."

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

We don’t have all the Epstein files and that needs to be resolved. On the other hand, we must have enough to start prosecuting people for their crimes?!? Impeach and prosecute trump now. To hell with the unwritten rule about prosecuting a sitting president!

WRONG. I-205 administrative warrants are not issued by immigration judges. They’re signed by ICE officers. And EVEN IF THEY WERE issued by an immigration judge - they are executive branch employees, NOT judicial branch. JUDICIAL warrants are needed to enter a home without consent.

"Four hours after his arrest, he was taken to a hospital emergency room in Edina with swelling and bruising around his right eye and bleeding. A CT scan revealed at least eight skull fractures and life-threatening hemorrhages in at least five areas of his brain..." apnews.com/article/immi...

Trump is a degenerate pedophile. MAGA, it’s over. He needs to go.

If you are angry, stay angry. They want us to think this is normal and how life will be. I’ll be dammed if I ever let that happen.

ICE just gunned down ANOTHER person, beating a man half to death before shooting him at point blank range. What the fuck are we doing? ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW. I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.

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I support Minnesota.

Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"

You can stop warning us that trump wants an excuse to declare martial law. He's now acting as if he already has.

"You guys need to stop obstructing us, that's why that lesbian b*tch is dead!..They literally said, have you not learned? This is why we killed that lesbian bitch!"-2 ICE protesters arrested for legally following ICE tell our @jtcestkowski.bsky.social ICE slandered Renee Nicole Good. MORE⬇️

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A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

Here’s the deal: ICE officers shouldn’t be allowed to carry firearms at all. If they find themselves in a potentially violent situation, they should retreat and call the local police to handle it.

86 ice 86 noem 86 hegseth 86 jd 86 trump Etc.

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

Abolishing ICE is the bare minimum. We need to dismantle DHS. We need restitution. And we need trials.

Allow me to address the elephant in the room: It is much more likely that an ICE agent has an arrest record than an immigrant. — Time to unmask, prosecute, and lock them up.

NOW: Crowd continues to grow in Minneapolis at a vigil where a federal agent shot and killed Renee Good this morning. “SAY HER NAME!” “RENEE GOOD!”

Fox Producer: Jesse Watters would like to invite you on his show AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show. FP: That’s not true AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.

@chrislhayes.bsky.social: “A 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”

FUCK YOU KRISTI NOEM YOU EVIL PLASTIC BITCH.

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids? Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.

I wish people would listen to the doctors. We’re in a lot of trouble. I’ve been talking about Trump’s sickness a lot and his sadistic behavior getting worse with his dementia too. He’s an evil monster.

46% of maga strongly support trumps handling of the Epstein files. Ask if they would be ok if trump raped their 15yo daughter and if they hesitate AT ALL, they may not have a daughter and can’t quite relate. Other possibility is they’re raping their own daughter and might become jealous.

Our government’s priorities are entirely backward. And purposefully so.

If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.

I’m sick to death of hearing about the orange turd face. Someone please send kitten pics or something.

Why do we keep saying “release the Epstein files”? Because we think it’s wrong that mega rich dudes are privileged enough to pay for little girls to rape, and they should all be in prison. And we don’t care about their political affiliation.

ICE fired a munition at Rep. Adelita Grijalva as she demanded answers during a raid in her own community. No warning. No accountability. Just armored agents treating Tucson like a war zone. If they’ll fire at a Congresswoman on camera, imagine what they do to everyone else. Sick MFers.

Make America so great that we all want to fucking leave.