Why do they call it Boeing when the planes can’t even go boeoeoeoing

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Can’t wait for Ice to gtfo my city fuck this shit

Chat is it homophobic to call my nb friend who for some reason is playing BO7 as “BO boy” I think it rolls off the tongue nicely

rising to the occasion call that yeast mode

Sorry Northeasterners but QuikTrip is better than Sheetz

Trump saw a bill coming before he even became a politician

Omw to buy a Sleep Token hoodie and Bad Omens hat and kill 4 people in a moshpit tmr “on accident”

CAD is kind of a mickey mouse currency

British people will complain that Fahrenheit is stupid then only use 10 degrees of the thermometer throughout the whole year

dj valid be like YOU DA BES MUSICC

If my real estate agent offers me a 50 year mortgage I’m knocking 50 years off their lifespan

Fit to demolish 13 lbs of Olive Garden breadsticks🤑🤑

The Socialist Islamic Caliphate of New York has started

You can predict someone’s political leaning based on if they think Lebron is the goat or not about 95% of the time

"we lost the run guys" fym don't drag me into this bro

Been tryna think of new numbers chat how we feelin

the first step to loving yourself is to stop making those annoying ass self deprecating jokes that nobody laughs at and actively pushes people away from you

Backrooms games have to easily be the worst/most boring form of horror games bro you just die 10 seconds into a round on some bullshit and watch your teammates play the actual game

im in da house like carpet you in her carpet playin house we are not the same

I know it’s late October and all, but I forgot it’s freezing at night now (below 50 to me lol)

My favorite part of Cybertrucks is that they can’t be one of those assholes who drives onto the median to skip to the left turn lanes since the car would fall apart trying to do that

YouTube thinks AI slop is “candy for your eyeballs” apparently wtf Censored bc it’s weird also if you like Kpop Demon Hunters I’m sorry

Harder than diamonds bro

Hating-on-me stocks in the shitter rn I’m so up rn

Consent is the line between being a freak and being a pervert

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

Lesbian Day is like a double xp event for women

A true man would rather be rejected by 50 women than performatively listen to Clairo and get a girl immediately

Do you think werewolves in the 21st century try to walk around barefoot so they don’t crease their shoes when they transform

MrBeast gonna personally have to give me a band to watch the anime he’s making bro I just know it’s gonna be ass

This dude is literally me like these are the only two cosplays I’ve done lmfaooo

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Instead of worrying about trans people in sports we should check for a real unfair advantage: Tylenol tests at speedrunning events

Sorry Future, Matt Hefner is the King of Atlanta now

Need the CEO of Costco and the CEO of Arizona tea to run as president/vp

Everyone asks how’s the cylinder inside the container of mini M&Ms but never how’s the structure attached to the cylinder😔😔

Geocaching is a top 5 white person stereotype

repost if u lowk stupid

reposting this old meme i made for twitter. for no particular reason

I feel like a dragon sitting on a pile of gold whenever I see a random game go free online, I don’t have the guilt of spending any money so it’s awesome

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I feel bad for people who don’t got the luxury of being able to unstick your balls from your leg/underwear after you sit down for a bit

It’s not swag if it’s government mandated

Any new small Discord servers in 2025 can be categorized into two groups 1) Most of them listen to Femtanyl 2) Most of them bet on sports Idk why there’s like no in between, miles better than 2018

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

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New Superhero: Ace Sexual !! Kind of like how Superman has the catchphrase "Up, Up, and Away !!", his catchphrase is "I think pussy is stupid" !!