Normally I’m the kind of guy that names my speedrun splits very literally without much memery, but I’m making my splits for Escape from Ever After and I kinda have to name the split with a boss fight against pigs ACAB. There’s no other option

Age verification? I rented Super Smash Brothers Brawl from Blockbuster

I kinda forgot how, back when AAA games would very regularly get multiple paid dlcs after launch, there was always one dlc pack that was “the bad one” and way worse than any other one, lol

Happy birthday, Rift! 🥳🎂

N64: Paper Mario GCN: Paper Mario TTYD DS: Kirby Super Star Ultra Wii: Lego Rock Band 3DS: Kirby Planet Robobot Switch: Kirby and the Forgotten Land Switch 2: Kirby Star Crossed Worlds

Super Mario 3D World was fun on Hotfix tonight

Doing Rebel Transmute Any% for ICE Breaker in a few minutes! www.twitch.tv/reallyreally...

First new Rebel Transmute World Record since 2024! This is a 43:30.01 IGT, so just missed the sub 43:30, unfortunately. This is especially funny, though, because I have not played the game in like 4 months and got this on my second derust run for ICE Breaker, lol. So, uh, fuck ICE

First stream from my new PC! Rebel Transmute Any% runs to get ready for ICE Breaker tomorrow www.twitch.tv/illegallysam

It’s a really weird feeling to have my full OBS setup open, at 60 fps and not 30, and have it only read 1% cpu usage instead of 25% and my laptop catching on fire

Alright, I got my new PC set up in some capacity that makes it usable, and it’s hooked up to Ethernet to circumvent my WiFi problems. Streams will return better than ever very soon™

Escape from Ever After is a very good Paper Mario game, highly recommend

Catch me running Rebel Transmute Any% for this at my court mandated 4 AM time slot (on Sunday)!

Gotta love internet issues 🙃 Wasn’t planning on going this long without streaming, but it really kills all motivation when you know things can and will just disconnect for minutes at a time randomly. Won’t be fixed until next week at the earliest either (despite happening for weeks now)…

POV: You’re my copy of Paw Patrol: On A Roll for the Xbox One

Announcing ICE Breaker: A charity speedrun event by myself & @rrlat.bsky.social on Jan 30 - Feb 1 to support Minnesotans in defending from ICE. Submit runs: oengus.io/marathon/ice... Volunteer: forms.gle/51HEcBmhUC8X... Run submissions close Sunday. Volunteer apps have a soft deadline of Saturday

Fortunately, you can actually underflow your soul points, making the St Peter check at the gate significantly easier than using casual strats

POV: You’re an Xbox 360 game at a a retro game store

Well, now that AGDQ is over, I need to actually figure out what I want to speedrun next, lol. Don’t have any events to prepare for in the immediate future, so it’s time for choice paralysis to set in. Too many runs to return to that’ll require a lot of derusting and too many games to maybe learn.

Right when I started my bonfire in the meetup room at AGDQ everyone straight left. Wow.

Being in the relay prepared me for leaving the hotel in an orderly fashion. #AGDQ2026

If I had a nickel for every fire alarm that went off during AGDQ 2026, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Is it time to start posting this yet

After some trading around, I ended up with some Xbox 360 licensed fun from @jaxlersr.bsky.social ‘s “good” game white elephant event

Alright gamers I have become a master of airstrafing in mario sixty four if anyone would like a tutorial tomorrow let me Know

It’s 5 AM at a hotel in Pittsburgh right now

Streetpass 5 women challenge complete

I am GDQing it up rn

I've been doing this for a couple years, but let me actually post it here too. Tierlist of (pretty much) all of the games I played in 2025. Tiers are unordered, usually just in the order I played them. I'm lazy so it's just text, no actual tier list, lol.

Speedrun

Four games that defined my 2025

With AGDQ less than a week away, if anybody has any dumb coop runs (or even not dumb coop runs) they want to do while at the event and you need an extra person, feel free to hit me up

Ha ha, one!

Forgot how fun score grinding in Aaero2 can be, I’ve got 5/6 top places in the DLCs songs now (on Xbox, on the easiest difficulty, lol). Got 3 of them yesterday, with these two bringing it up to 5. I’m sure they’ll get beaten soon, but I know I can improve several of these relatively easily.

Me and my chat assembled the World Series winning Pokemon baseball team. Watch out, Los Angeles Dodgers!

The demo for our new game about the "100 men vs 1 gorilla" meme, How Many Dudes, is LIVE! Go play and wishlist on @steampowered.com 👇👇👇 store.steampowered.com/app/3934270 Or via @itch.io & @gx.games bscotch.itch.io/how-many-dudes gx.games/games/8racq4... #indiegame #gamedev #gaming

Aaero2 got some DLC today, so I’m back on my rhythm game high score bullshit once again

No, I don’t use Steam very much, how could you tell?

Jesus loves you even if you use glitches in speedruns.

Just wait until we show them a TAS (Tool Assisted Sacrilege)

Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse

FOLKS, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER SUPER MEAT BOY HAS BEEN FULLY COMPLETED, ALL 106%, WITHOUT TAKING ANY DEATHS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

About to do my run of Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 Any% for Speedromizer! www.twitch.tv/speedromizer

There's the sub 2, and less than 2 days before my Speedromizer run to boot. This was a really solid run all around with no major timelosses anywhere. There's always room for improvement obviously, but I'm really happy with this time.

One more Xenoverse 2 run before Speedromizer on Sunday www.twitch.tv/illegallysam

They call it Expedition 33 because it won 33 awards

TIERLIST OF NUMBERS 1-100

A message for Netflix