is there such a thing as eating too many peanut M&M's? Well over the next few minutes and hours we will endeavor to find out

it's so perfect to mention the fast food places. Like yeah dude, they have a McDonalds and a Chilis and now a Bill Burr. congrats dude, you're the McDonalds now.

This post made me realize that "guys that dont try that hard at halloween costumes" such as myself have a new costume for the rotation

Werner Herzog voice: “I’ve seen movies, short films, completely created by artificial intelligence. Story, acting, everything. They look completely dead. They are stories, but they have no soul…They are empty and soulless.”

One Battle After Another (2025, dir. Paul Thomas Anderson)

Not fixing this one, and instead using this as claim to intellectual property rights to any band now or in the future name "Ten Foot Pope"

OH NO, people are gonna go insane that Bad Bunny is doing the halftime show

Playing Stabbing Westward during this Cowboys game almost seems cruel

One Battle After Another whips. its crazy how good of an action director PTA ended up being.

Please stop showing me anything about Ezra Klein. Irrevocably opting out of “Ezra Klein”

WALK OFF HIT BY PITCH, I love the fucking Guardians so much

The giant slice of gouda from Costo is goated when slicing off a few strips of cheese for an evening snack is the vibe

Stay right here I’m about to see if you can spend the night 😂 🐶 🐻

it is now that i am firmly in my middle ages, do i much to my dismay admit that in whichever way the story of my life is a tv show, i am the EB Farnum of it, always meekly breathing under my breath my may grievances with my betters or anyways those more daring that me.

Man what did Sam Pittman do to Marcus Freeman to get this kind of treatment?

discriminated against yet again for being a Sega guy

SPORTS!

absolutely nothing better than an ice cold coke zero and an absolutely stupid in the best way ACC game on a Friday night.

This is the best thing they've done on TV broadcasts in years. All sports should adopt this as soon as possible

man, Being John Malkovich 2 has a huge tonal shift from the original

I'm going to feel legit sad when my Guardians beat these guys with the worst most annoying baseball anyone has ever seen.

😔

Maybe the Guardians can keep getting away with this: defector.com/maybe-the-gu...

Greek yogurt is out, Bulgarian yogurt is IN

Only a Michigan Man can do that. Anyone else would need at least five minutes to generate that kind of loathing.

Someone remembered they have advertisers.

you know these dogs are ugly as hell

Make this man president

This is the second S-Tier Guy the kings have found in the last month. We're living in the golden age of Guys!

Tony-Yo Man is "The Best" 👍

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this is me fr

they went off when they invented peanut m&ms

Merhaba

this 100% ends with Kash having AI write a manifesto

The thing is Andor is one of the best shows ever made, but The Pitt is a TV-ass TV show

JJ McCarthy go home and be a family man

Laughing my ass off at the Steelers fucking up while Cleveland is down 17 to the Ravens, that is the Tao of The Browns

they might leave both Billy and DJ on the tarmac after this one

basically indistinguishable from my college apartment

They’re calling it “the polar opposite of a ‘must read’”

Ohio is legit, they're gonna be a menace in the MAC this year

Hell yeah Falcons

Brack Peacock

Hell yeah Rufus and Brutus are playing tug of war

the monster was Frankenstein, the doctor was Dr Frankfather

Drake now not safe at any college football game since all the bands learned the arrangement to Not Like Us

one braincell