AARON RODGERS LAST PLAY IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE WAS A PICK 6

watching aaron rogers throw dirt balls while the 500 steelers fans left boo them out of the stadium, this is such a good day. what a beautiful day. As i was typing this Rogers threw a pick 6. BLESSED DAY

He's so fucking cool

I have to work at the New York Times. It's where I work.

All the proof you need that Ricky should have won last year is all the Mickey nights they had in 2025 and how everyone was talking about Mickey all year and how Mickey was the voice of a generation, FOH. I think the election was fair, btw, just that the wrong man won

That goalie is a menace

[chris berman voice] the kick is good from Harrison "Detachable" Mevis

Look at my opposition party bro, we're all gonna die

cam newton broke the drum

Hey, I know a lot of you use Discord. You need to get on this survey and make it damn clear to them that this would be the absolute wrong direction. The last thing we need is the slop-spewing environment-chewing plagiarism bots invading there, too. discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...?

Please respect my privacy at this trying time

Fernando Mendoza doing his whole "thing" next year for Jim Schwartz's 4-13 Cleveland Browns. cant wait.

i was trying to see if it was only that he heard a bear not even saw is, but i dont care anymore, look at this amazing table for why everyone from that season tapped out.

i don't like this dr pepper ad where they throw snowballs at the platypus mascot. let the platypus mascot live

Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom

the 2025 Indiana Hoosiers are the greatest football team of all time

just eat fucking cheerios

They'll shoot you in the face and call you a fucking bitch while they do it.

catch too cool, gotta count it

A SECOND DOINK HAS HIT!!!

Football is easy, just throw to the open guy

I would simply befriend them and over the course of a long summer train them to be my loyal companions

one of my favorite moments in any show ever. i was floored.

you have got to be shitting me with this game

i need to go to work and then sometimes get groceries, what the fuck is this shit

kickers man

when i realized why he was crying on the life preserver and what the next bit was going to be

Football is so cool sometimes

My Rebs

This guy is 37 years old, come on now

Going there as a pilgrimage. Instead of lighting incense you stand and solemnly (mid-westernly) blast a Marlboro Red

for the 4 people out there that will get this: This is a Disgaea-ass name

Tim Burton's Batman ass Mayor (complementary)

Happy New Year already found 2026’s official jam

Who's the funniest person to see celebrate New Years on TV with Ryan Seacrest is questioned and answered all at once with Russell Wilson! Incredible call by ABC here

"New Year" is pretty optimistic framing. Should just be called Next Year. Happy next year

no doubt about it

Why is it so hard to say "the piece of shit lady is a piece of shit" why we gotta thread the needle on this? Like I'm sure if you ask him Aaron Rodgers is also pro liberalism, but thats not gonna stop me from telling him he sucks if I ever see him out in public

come on, this is silly, everyone knows that red is for HP and is therefore good to drink, just like blue is for MP

Fitting in on Bluesky by pretending I knew all along about the political views of somebody whose biggest movie was 60 years ago. Also I just looked up when her biggest movie was because I didn't know. Probably never would've heard of it otherwise. But I assure you I knew her political views

Whatever happened in the space between the plywood wall and the real wall back there is none of my business

Defence-pilled bozos look away This game is spectacular

This portends a sort of Pop Tarts Joker

Kinda fucked around and made a perfect smoked prime rib

And your face looked like something death brought in his suitcase

Dr Maybe From Russia with Like Bronzefinger lightrain ball You only live a long and happy life On her Majesties regular service etc.

watching You only live twice and Donald Pleasence is such a little prick in it. when you're making a movie in the 60's to the 90's and you needed a shithead little prick to hang out bumbling about you have to call Donald Pleasence first second and third