Did I miss Friday again? Is uncut Saturday a thing?

Do you think the probiotics cured her Bacterial Vaginosis or having her friend pray for her pussy?

I still don't understand groups of people taking pictures of their shoes

Life lately… 💦🌴 #FCF

I love a good bathroom selfie

Work sucks but at least I got some good dick last night

Oh it's actually hump day!

Having to go full Brokeback, just hold the beans

Sometimes I need a little spanking to keep my attitude in check

Tell me your dreams

Happy 4th of July... I guess.

I wake up every morning to this cuddle slut climbing on top of me.

Feeling existential dread waiting for the train to work.

What the fuck do we celebrate on Thursdays here?

I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger

Happy #thirstythurdsay this good boy tried to so hard to let me throat fuck him. We applaud his effort don't we?

This is my Pride flag

Worked on a fun project with my friend... he was dying to get out of this afterwards

hump day if you’re australian 🇦🇺

I haven’t seen one of these on here, so let’s see what happens: Repost if you’re in the PNW 🌲 Let’s find each other again 😌

Let's open up. Happy Hump Day y'all

I haven't cum in days

Which celebrities do you share a birthday with? (Sept 21)

Fuck your smut

One of my boys needed some inspiration. Am I inspiring anything?

What fucking day is it?

Happy Friday. #bigcock #twink #gayporn

Good friends know how to share.

Does anyone else just have short foreskin?

#mcm #monochromemonday #monochromaticmonday

I think "Hey" is a perfectly reasonable opener on Grindr.

What the fuck do we celebrate on Thursdays here?

I can never decide if I hate my tattoo or think it's funny. Thoughts?

So I did a thing I'm not proud of

Throwback to being a gym slut

Happy hump day

Lencho is nervous around the chick but she loves his warm rolls.

The fact I haven’t heard about Onijah Robertson yet tells me I’ve followed too many porn accounts

I haven't watched Survivor since the year I saw Jeff Probst's penis on the internet and found out you don't get to see it on the show.

Check out my fat cock Also taking suggestions for names below, winner gets blamed if he dies! #fcf #farmlife

At the risk of performing a dark summoning I just really want to express gratitude that I haven't seen the Costco Guys or heard the word Boom since joining this app.

Hi, I’m God. You all died in 2016. And yes, this is Hell.

Have you ever watched a porn where no one wants to be there but they're doing it anyway? Who is the audience for that?

I want to talk shit about a certain man on Summer House season 3. However I really don't think cyberbullying a stranger 6 years later is a healthy activity. So instead I talk shit about an ex friend he reminds me of: butthole eyes and insecure. #therapyworks

I think this renaming of the Gulf of Mexico is more to the point.

We have dark days ahead of us; here’s a palette cleanser

Summer House Update: Jordan I knew I couldn’t trust a straight man with that tight of a forehead and spocked eye brows.