My music taste is the girlies and Irish republicanism

Straight gymbro told me I just need to eat 16 eggs a day if I wanna get muscley. “Don’t think just swallow” is his advice 😌

My Zionist ex-friend top 5 being Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift really makes me think

Do it hardddd

I fear I am stuck in a charli xcx hole that I never wanna get out of

I cannot believe how many people listen to Bruno Mars

I hate when my friends start dressing so grown up. Take off the gilet and put the metal objects back in your face please

People meet me and think I’m a really chill guy (I am around friends) but then my therapist tells that she’s seen hundreds of people and I really overthink everything

made vegan tofu gyozas for the potluck and they turned out well nom nom nom

The 30s are all about reading books

I need to a gay person to fill me in (no pun intended) on the vibe and type of people you encounter at KCL

POV: I’m pumped and hairy

Not to be super woke but I hate the concept of charities. Why do we just accept that governments offload their responsibility to look after the vulnerable? Why are charities and volunteers cleaning up their mess while they take our money and still have extortionate salaries?? We are being clowned 🤡

The fact that divorce was legalised in Ireland in my lifetime is wild

I’m so excited to move to London ahhh everyone please be my friend

Are there any Dalston / Hackney baddies out there

My life is on the brink of changing in every possible way 🧍‍♂️

Finally got a job offer and moving to London WOOO

I just discovered that I put up a TikTok story in my sleep with a noise that says “I’m gonna smash your fucking face in you prick” 😭

ody ody ody

It’s crazy that people literally die

Finally reordered my €48 euro facewash and baby I can’t wait to look youthful again

Stressed so here’s a pic of my bod

I’m 30 and every shave I do remains to be an awful experience

Zara Larsson is so mesmerising

we saw that btw

More from my solo drunken photoshoot last night

Tipsy and perhaps even more

I would die happy if I spent the rest of my life watching brainrot TikToks while gardening 🍃

Yippeeee my fellow Astoria king

New Yorkers please don’t fumble the bag

Babygirls

When do I get to the part of life where I have a nice apartment, a Vespa and at least 3 greyhounds

Life just don’t stop giving me twists and turns

Looking sad and feeling happy !

Dressed up as my biggest fear - a straight man

ruminating ruminating

can’t stop listening to lily allen’s album even tho it makes me cry

:)

Pivotal moment for 13 year old baby gay me

YUP Catherine Connolly

I neeed a drink I neeed a valium

I emailed bluesky to get rid of the men in di*pers and it seemed to work for a while but now they’re back 😩😩😩 go awaaaaaaayyyyyy

West End Girl is 🤌

Doctorrrr

🪞🪞on the wall, who’s the dirtiest of them all

yupppp

I ❤️ all gender appropriations

I’m even more convinced now that Billie and Charli released the Guess remix together because Taylor blocked them both from number one

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