So glad that these are back 😮‍💨

Wake and bate to start the day 😮‍💨 #FCF

Out of curiosity, would any of y’all be interested in my candle store? 👀 Here’s some cakes as a treat 🤭

Oomf got a pretty dick and it deserves a little kiss 😌

Wake and bate to start the day 😮‍💨 #FCF

Happy Hump Day 😈

Just saw a former coworker get railed on bsky… …good for them 😮‍💨

If we're friends, why haven't you shown me your nudes? I wanna know 😌

What if we sucked each other off and played Mario Kart? 👉🏽👈🏽

Celebrating the only holiday that matters. Happy #FCF 🫡

oomfs posting for hump day, but oomfs aint humpin me 😔

I recently revived my old iphone and found some goodies. Enjoy the dick pic that made me very popular with the daddies during undergrad. Happy #FCF 😈

Dick from a dad would cure me 😮‍💨

I just wanna see my friends dicks. Maybe suck on them a little.

I’ll be sure to leave the door unlocked 😈

Still thinking about oomf’s ass pic from last night 🥵😮‍💨

Today feels like a great time to remind folks that Fr*end of D*rothy products have generic equivalents: Cum -> Zinc Hard -> Black Maca or Ashwagandha Bottom -> Psyllium Husk (or Acacia Fiber for the IBS girlies) Save yourself some money and have fun.

Flirting in Seattle during Summer: I have a fat dick and an AC unit. Wanna chill? 😈

Who’s coming over to stroke? 😈 #FCF

It’s Pride Month. If you see me, you should give me a lil kiss. If you don’t, you’re homophobic 🥰

Today’s mood:

Pretty please? 👉🏽👈🏽

Oh hey. It’s been a minute. Happy #FCF 😌

Mentally exhausted after taking a 4 hour exam. Send hole and pole.

oomf posted pole for FCF and let the record show: I absolutely would if you asked 😌

Please.

How about a throwback for hump day?

i just wanna watch videos of my hot friends getting fucked

Getting ready to breed a hole. Who wants to help? 😈 #FCF

I know some folks want media in DMs, but when are we getting the option to upload our own gifs? I have some NSFW ones y’all might like to see 👀

I don’t wanna work today. I just wanna look at fat cocks and bate. #FCF

Existential dread weighing you down? Put a dick inside you 😌

If you have a dick, I wanna see it. It fuels my soul (◡‿◡✿)

I don’t wanna work today. I just wanna look at fat cocks and bate. #FCF

Lemme eat you out (as a friend)

Fought the Sunday Scaries by throat fucking the bf for about 45-minutes 😈💦

I guess I’m into a lot of things 😈

Favorite nudes of 2024 ✨

Why not stroke my ego a bit 🤭

So many cocks on #FCF got me feeling some type of way 😮‍💨 (PS: don’t forget to label your pics)

It’s never too late for a #FCF submission

Are you a good witch or a bad witch? 🩷💚

These always hit different 😮‍💨

It’s my birthday! Who wants to help me celebrate? 🥳😈

Long-term on-again, off-again moot blocked my alt, yet their account posts like 90% porn. Yet we’re still moots on my main account. It’s probably nothing in the grand scheme of things, but my ego hurts a lil right now 🥺

Happy #FCF (ft. video) besties 💖

What if I started overlapping my main and alt a lil bit more? There are some pretty cool people over here 👀

Guys who vote get their dick sucked. I don’t make up the rules.

Guys who vote get their dick sucked. I don’t make up the rules.

It’s dark and gloomy outside which mean it’s officially gray sweatpants season 😌 #FCF