It’s not too late to send nudes to a loved one. Go on, do it 😏

Me (clicking on a hot person's twitch account): SHOW ME YOUR PENIS!!!!!!

This holiday season, give the greatest gift of all -- dick 😌

Tis the season for fat cocks 🎄 #FCF

It's that time of year where I start daydreaming about bouncing on Santa's lap, and I'm not mad about it 😮‍💨

Y’all get a regular #FCF pic too 😌

My lil candle shop is having a Black Friday sale right now — 30% off storewide through Monday. Go and check it out 😈 www.j0micrafts.com

I’ve been a slut on the internet for years, and I appreciate the offer — however, y’all need to do better in so many ways. Thanks but no thanks 💖

Who wants to play with this while I save Hyrule? 🤔 #FCF

Who wants to play with this while I save Hyrule? 🤔 #FCF

It's my birthday! Who wants to help me celebrate? 🎉 Nudes and vids (with audio) are also accepted 😌

It's my birthday! Who wants to help me celebrate? 🎉 Nudes and vids (with audio) are also accepted 😌

Just got my soul nearly sucked out of me and now the bf is blasting Wicked in the shower. Being gay is wild 🥴

There’s room for one more 😈

If you voted today, you deserve to get your dick sucked and ass ate. Those are the rules 😌

Some of y’all make deep throating look easy. I just did a lil bit of it and my throat feels violated 🥴

FCF on Halloween? Let’s celebrate 😈

Oomf so cute -- I wanna see him gag on it 😮‍💨

Me: omg you’re so sweet and amazing and i adore you 💖 Also Me:

#BestiesRunATrainOnMe omg!!! 😍 Who did this??? 😍😍😍

And the hotel has been booked. I wonder what shenanigans we’ll get into this time 😈

And the hotel has been booked. I wonder what shenanigans we’ll get into this time 😈

PDX bloomfs — I’m thinking of visiting next month for my birthday. Any recommendations of things to do while I’m there? 👀

We made it to the end of the week 🙌🏽 #FCF

So glad that these are back 😮‍💨

Wake and bate to start the day 😮‍💨 #FCF

Out of curiosity, would any of y’all be interested in my candle store? 👀 Here’s some cakes as a treat 🤭

Oomf got a pretty dick and it deserves a little kiss 😌

Wake and bate to start the day 😮‍💨 #FCF

Happy Hump Day 😈

Just saw a former coworker get railed on bsky… …good for them 😮‍💨

If we're friends, why haven't you shown me your nudes? I wanna know 😌

What if we sucked each other off and played Mario Kart? 👉🏽👈🏽

Celebrating the only holiday that matters. Happy #FCF 🫡

oomfs posting for hump day, but oomfs aint humpin me 😔

I recently revived my old iphone and found some goodies. Enjoy the dick pic that made me very popular with the daddies during undergrad. Happy #FCF 😈

Dick from a dad would cure me 😮‍💨

I just wanna see my friends dicks. Maybe suck on them a little.

I’ll be sure to leave the door unlocked 😈

Still thinking about oomf’s ass pic from last night 🥵😮‍💨

Flirting in Seattle during Summer: I have a fat dick and an AC unit. Wanna chill? 😈

Who’s coming over to stroke? 😈 #FCF

It’s Pride Month. If you see me, you should give me a lil kiss. If you don’t, you’re homophobic 🥰

Today’s mood:

Pretty please? 👉🏽👈🏽

Oh hey. It’s been a minute. Happy #FCF 😌

Mentally exhausted after taking a 4 hour exam. Send hole and pole.

oomf posted pole for FCF and let the record show: I absolutely would if you asked 😌

Please.

How about a throwback for hump day?