i’m binding to your receptors playboy

in a post apocalypse situation i’m smoove offing myself the moment the sudafed and zyrtec wells run dry

the greenscreened backgrounds when they’re driving in seinfeld are so soothing to me

last night i had a dream i was in baghdad buying dates

white guy playing basketball in a blank jersey in pharma ad

you don’t hear too much about red eyes in a photo anymore

just saw the first junco of the season

You Have No Clue What I Wish For You

the first time i watched end of evangelion i thought komm susser todd was a cover of an elton john song a la this open.spotify.com/track/4IRHwI...

caccia and focaccia open.substack.com/pub/logangeo...

The Sneaking Suspicion

craving this vibe

spotted on radar

cardboard based life has long been theorized but has only now been observed

pizza man said fuck work

I’ve got a BLC (blood lunch content) of .362

the rush of lunch is about to cross my blood-brain barrier

good afternoon

hades twooooooo 😩😩😩

i’m talking about the man on the lakers

All the stops on the bus are pointless except for the one I’m getting off at

somewhat desolate here but there’s no coldhealing

good evening

i hit a completely yellow bug

red winged blackbird perched atop a reed

我的生活为了中国和篮球

do you guys like my new pfp :^)

cardboard based life has long been theorized but has only now been observed

covfefe was tweeted 4 months into trump’s first term. feels like it was deeper in than that

C.R.E.A.M. challah rules everything around me

i would love to play garry’s mod darkrp on this

it’s goated that every other COP is in a petrostate. really hammers the point home

made lemon danishes. pretty good

would you rather walk in on your girlfriend with 1 scooby doo or 5 shaggies

are there rumors on here that there will be dms ever

lebron james has achieved CHIM upon learning of the true nature of the godhead and his role in the world-dream. michael jordan also realized he does not exist but his weak will and integrity led to his zero-summing out of existence. not my goat

they’re making a boyfriend that consumes 30% less energy and can fit in the palm of your hand

paul the gentle homie was an officer in the french army,

GRWM for a day of illegal logging in the amazon

treat-based society. that is the whole of why trump won

the nba has offered me a better deal to ensure no players can have a podcast

you should be able to get your trigeminal nerve removed with no negative consequences