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The great joy of being a communist is to believe in history and see how it guides us in the present but also to believe that it's ultimately escapable. I sometimes struggle to imagine how it's possible to live otherwise

to be a liberal is to experience each individual event as if it has neither beginning or end, simply a single point in time which can be evaluated isolated from everything else. it's to live outside of history, to believe that time is simply abstract mathematics

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