An elder gay loves to end a convo with “Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do”

My angel

My enchanted forest is coming along. How deep into this should I get?

With no intended attitude for once, literally what would tr*mp have won a Nobel prize for? Literally what?

It’s mom season girlies

When I say I go hard on RTS games, I fucking meant it

We did a lil somethin

What Gnocchi means when he says there’s some hose in this house

4 years since we adopted our pasta boys and I cannot imagine our lives with them, and each other! 🥰😻

All of the most successful people I know: 1) Take their work VERY seriously 2) Don't take themselves that seriously at all

I wonder if, in the time between being shot in the neck and dying, Charlie Kirk finally learned what empathy was and felt it for all of the children, and families and friends of children, who have suffered due to gun violence.

Cat makes seat wherever he want.

We’re making a lil mooooovie and I am completely overwhelmed by the team assembled and I just can’t wait.

I believe one of the new mRNA vaccines was expected to treat colon cancer, and another had the potential to keep pancreatic cancer from recurring. That’s what they’re taking away.

My best $10 to whoever invents a blocker to install on my mom’s phone to prevent her from sending me AI videos of cats doing “fashion runways” to The Bee Gees.

Hi divas! I’m running a small auction full of video game and pop culture collectibles, including some rare shit. This all benefits a really important cause: me being gay in 2025. 😌 I’ll be sharing some of my fav items undercut, but see if you can’t grab some cool stuff for $1! 👏 ianandjayare.gay

I wrote this down in my journal to save it

SDCC crowd, come see us!

America’s over. Do more crimes.

Saturday.

There is more justification for sending Marines to manage the Universal City In-N-Out drive-thru line on a Friday night than anything currently going on in Downtown.

I don’t even play Magic. Yet.

Never leaving the internet, I love a public breakup.

HAPPY BDAY TO OUR DESIGNER @flyingfangs.bsky.social, SHE IS DARLING AND @scott.fuzzyg.host & @fuzzyg.host MADE HER A DARLING THING

Everyone is a lil gay.

The three new Harry P*tter actors have the opportunity to do the funniest thing after filming…

What if he changed his name to LOL Cool J, just for a little hahahehe?

Janet Jackson videos need to be studied by people writing sex scenes so they can learn about chemistry.

if I ask for a six pack this is what I mean

in the (goth) klerb, we all fam

Not to be dramatic but if this was 250 years ago, these mosquito bites would have had me cooked.

Believe it or not, you can still earn good grades even out of school. For instance, we took our cats to the vet who kept complimenting them and had no constructive feedback whatsoever. Call that an A+ baby.

How to prove you’re guilty in one easy step!!

And not a vampire novel but I found The Reformatory by Tananarive Due a wonderfully kismet pairing with Sinners!

I honestly though they were sending those “celebrities” into space to leave them there forever. Bit disappointed.

The ever helpful desk cat, with many different forms including too cute not to pet, help he won’t get off my keyboard, and full on destruction mode (he knocked my medicine on the floor).

“I know what I’m doing” - the worst businessman this world has ever seen

We’ve been playing Split Fiction and guess what couch co-op games are god tier and it’s crazy more people don’t make them. The gameplay mechanics are VERY fun. Last night we were pigs. Play video games.

I’ll never be sad we tried to make this. Especially since what we turned out was actually very IT. I will be sad we didn’t get to finish. The stories I wrote y’all.

I completely redid my resume and after writing about how capable and qualified I am to do things, I had to lie down.

I just used @resist.bot to sign this petition, and you can too! resist.bot/petitions/PL...

Put up a bird feeder outside my office window to provide my sons with ~%*EnRiChMeNt%|£

Great news, Hackers still rules

I’m new to wearing glasses for more than just reading - any tips out there for how to get used to them? Or is it simply trial by screen after screen after screen?

👀👀Oop

One of the trickier situations in life is pronunciation. For example, do you look like a dick pronouncing van GOGH (goff) the right way or do you look like a lil idiot by pronouncing it wrong (go) especially when you know it’s not pronounced that way?

I chortled

You feeling tired? Put a game on your Steam Wishlist. Angry? Steam wishlist. Depressed? Two games on the wishlist.

“still punk as fuck” i whisper to myself as i sit in front of my screen eating chips and waiting for my therapists video to connect