someone on the Internet who really wants to convince you to shine lasers at manned aircraft as a protest tactic “because they did it in Chile in 2019” is either: 1. a fascist fed, or, 2. so terminally stupid that they have become functionally indistinguishable from one

Portland Emergency World Naked Bike Ride turnout is huge, easily hundreds. Folks are amped that the Unipiper is here.

What is this sorcery

Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.

Why is she making that face

I swear I've bought two jars of cumin in the last two months and I keep losing them or they never make it into my grocery bag >:(

Five minutes in, the YouTube app on my TV runs a "join ICE" ad lmao.

I've been wondering why Dominion Voting Systems suddenly reached settlements with Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, and One America News. Turns out, it's been purchased by a Republican-owned election tech firm that insisted on it, per Axios. www.axios.com/2025/10/09/d...

I give shit to Jeffries (and Schumer) when they suck, so it’s also important to recognize when they’re doing it right. This is doing it right. More of this, indeed. *Everyone* involved in the corruption of this administration MUST face consequences for their actions.

We are witnessing the most lawless behavior by a leader in American history, just daily, extraordinary abuses of power. National Democrats must speak out in a loud and clear voice against Trump's escalating authoritarianism. It is time now.

Miller bleating about ICE agents being in "hand to hand combat" with Portland antifa commandos just radiates loser energy. It keeps me going to know these people, for all their posturing and abuse of government power, are weak, frightened losers.

Haha I wonder how much help she got writing these, too.

"Her fans are trying to cover for this: Pure pop albums don’t have to have good lyrics! They can just be sounds! I have seen online this weekend infinite variations of the idea that if you don’t listen to the words, the songs are bops. First off, no they aren’t." Lmao, oof.

It's an unbelievably good movie that a lot of people have slept on, and I have rewatched it an unhealthy amount of times. I have been wanting a sequel for, uh, almost two decades now? Keanu's got the juice, let's get it done!

It was a beautiful Sunday in Portland. Farmer’s markets, the Portland Marathon, peaceful protests, and some views of Mt. Hood. This city is vibrant, peaceful, and resilient. We do not need a federal occupation, and we sure as hell don’t want one.

"I'm not questioning your integrity, I'm denying its very existence."

Cookies for breakfast, because I'm an adult and I do what I want.

a significant reason this is happening is because out of a combination of partisanship and cowardice Congress has essentially abdicated its constitutional role in the republic

wizard frog is insane

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Lmaooo let's goooo

“'The fact that we don't have money to pay journalists, but we have money to pay Bari Weiss between $100 and 200 million is indicative of what the Ellisons' true goal here is,' a network correspondent said. 'And it's not journalism.'"

this is our cracker barrel moment

I was right! Instead of the threatened civil war, everyone forgot about him.

we will retvrn to XP before the decade is out

No it doesn’t, that’s you doing that

Thursday moment of zen. 🥺

No kidding, I am SO hyped for this.

"I can't say what I think should happen to thieves like this.” @404media.co asked me what I thought about this shit. www.404media.co/ai-generated...

if the Trump Hegseth address had been an email www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

"CBS News editor in chief Bari Weiss" is the exact same deal as "Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth"

Most of the power authoritarians have is freely given. We should not comply with them in advance. Trump is far weaker than he looks. So is the GOP. We should draw them out, drain them at every opportunity, and fight for people’s wellbeing at every turn. We have been sent here to fight for people.

“I’m resigning from my position as Democratic leader and retiring from the Senate.”

pete hegseth, who you will recall has been accused of domestic abuse and sexual assault, has announced a new policy by which you cannot file anonymous complaints of mistreatment. sex criminal solidarity.

You ever drink a Vietnamese coffee so fucking strong it feels like your EYEBALLS are trying to get away from your FACE

The DOGE team was acting like “a bunch of people who didn’t know what they were doing, with ideas of how government should run — thinking it should work like a McDonald’s or a bank — screaming all the time,” former SSA Commissioner Leland Dudek said.

In honor of Eric Adams dropping out, I'm now resharing my all-time favorite bit of Eric Adams content for years, this thing was like my video from The Ring, where I had to get other people to watch it in order for me to stay alive enjoy www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2W...

I have been haunted by this statement all day www.kgw.com/article/news...

"Not a bear in sight! The Bear Patrol is working like a charm!"

As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway

You need to get on this like Chicago's Gov did, you and Merkley and Kotek make a unified front, hold press conferences, be bold and say headline grabbing lines, shine a light on the feds lies and tyranny.

I know it's a lot to hope for but I really wish Kotek was going full Pritzker over this.

Release the Earhart files!!! Fuck autocorrect wait wait wait

I'm not sure "driven by bots" is the most accurate way to describe these results. The Cracker Barrel boycott was very openly launched and amplified by prominent conservative influencers like Chris Rufo. Bots may have latched onto it afterwards but it was organic far-right derangement.

mods asleep post favorite homer faces

And here we go again.

This only happens to you once