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Hey pals, Submission call responses for WET SCREAMS: A Monsterfucker anthology have went out. We got over 500 breathtaking, hot, squelchy submissions from an amazingly diverse range of authors, picking just 20 was a CHALLENGE. Thank you to all who wrote us and really brought the heat!!! 🍑 🍆👻🖤👹🥵 💦

They should invent a type of hypochondria for cars and name it after me

I need to scream about how good Final Destination: Bloodlines was because HELLO?!??

If a war broke out between my swamp puppies and @shannon-said.bsky.social 's Pocketknife Kitties, Godzilla vs Kong style, who would win? 🐊 X 🐈

new & restocked horror now available at b&n sioux falls 🪱⚰️🦷

Happy Mother's Day to those who have a mother, those who don't, those who wish they did, and those who wish they didn't. Last year, I wrote a book about the complexities of being a daughter, and if you're looking to read something with teeth, you can get Pocketknife Kitty anywhere books are sold.

"I asked ChatGPT to-" AHHH!!!! FUUUUUU- PLEASE IVE SERIOUSLY HAD ENOUGH PLEASE I'M ABOUT TO GO TO THE CROSSROADS AND ASK THE DEVIL TO JUST FUCKING TAKE ME AWAY AT THIS POINT

it never fails that the instant I convince myself that I'm a shit, gutless, hollow writer and that I've got nothing else to give, the universe pops in to remind me what I do it all for 🥲

an unpleasant task that I've been stressing about for the past year and a half took me six minutes to take care of, and, well, it's nice to know myself well enough to understand this realization will have NO impact on how I manage similarly unpleasant tasks in the future

just out here collecting this genre of photograph like pokemon

I met Frank Tuesday night after Dunes, and he was so kind, calm, and patient, and happily signed my setlist, even though I began talking to him about tote bags because my brain can't just stop when I've got a good thing going on. Anyway!

Pocketknife Kitty restocked in South Dakota, which is definitely a different state than Florida !!

locked in and loaded for anything the day may bring !!

happy Teenagers day 🍀

Box of books just arrived!!!

Was struck with sudden, acute flank pain, nausea, sweating when I got into work this morning. And how did I take care of myself? I walked up to my nurse's station, and straight up went ☝🏻🥴 I think I'm having a medical event and almost passed out. I am surprisingly not good in a crisis.

Head bangin’ its way into our horror hearts, @nwreader.bsky.social’s Punk Goes Horror: A Mixtape Anthology is one hell of a good time. My review: Huge thanks to @spookysterling.bsky.social for getting an ARC to me! Punk Goes Horror releases on March 11th! open.substack.com/pub/annarose...

boys in dresses 🥰

Hey, kids! become a writer, and then maybe one day soon you'll also find yourself writing out a bullet list of plot points that includes some bullshit like this!

SEVERANCE.

I love my woke girlfriend

okay !!!

Ah, yes, phew, excellent, I've finally hit the stage of working on my WIP where all my ideas are stupid and I'm talentless and boring and also probably ugly for good measure. And not a moment too soon!

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

omg guys look at this sweet cookie they gave me when I picked up lunch today 🥰🥰

I'm afraid none of you understand her like I do, she's the doomed, melancholic daughter of The Ghost of You and Demolition Lovers

About to start in on writing a story about a man that fucks his television set, so no, you don't need to worry about what my search history looks like actually 🥰

still so stoked to be a part of this one 🖤🖤

I fear I need to write a monsterfucker story OH DARN 😫

hey does anyone else remember the acid trip that was us in middle school tanning the ghost of a playboy bunny silhouette onto ourselves? .....MIDDLE SCHOOL.

When getting my hair cut tonight by my 20-something stylist, I caught the words "Are you old enough to remember Lost?" fall out of my mouth before I could stop myself, and I've never felt closest to the crypt keeper, v cool of me.

Is this a good time to ask if we can normalize not labeling a forced celebrity or musician drive-by-selfie as "meeting" them?

Can't watch the new Severance until Friday night, and the internet is a spoiler landmine, so I'm not letting myself go online for 24 hours, and instead praying to @benstiller.redhour.com (lighting a Gemma candle and clutching my nearest bundle of medical tubing)

millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance

If anybody is dying to know what Gerard's Dungeons and Dragons pinball machine character, Frey Curlyfoot, looks like, boy do I have a treat for you:

Every time I see Mitch McConnell trending, I always hope maybe it's Finally It This Time

I have some things I need to say

Our little bookstore is looking quite full with our newest table display! Come down to Ghoulish Books in Selma, TX and check us out! Or shop online at ghoulish.rip 😘

I so desperately, now more than ever wish I was just stupid. It would be so comfortable to just lie down in the propaganda and rest.

Hey so listen up, I don't know who needs to hear this, and I'm so sorry to get woke on main, but all spiders are girls

CAN I GET SOME (published) SMUT FEATURING A SOFT MAN?!? A MAN WITH SOFT FLESH?! DOES EVERY MAN IN A BOOK WHEREIN THERE IS BONING HAVE TO BE CHISELED AND SCULPTED?! i honestly don't get it like it's EVERY BOOK! are normie straight girls only turned on by Hardness?! am i a freak?!

I can be your angle….or yuor devil

the eagle's been there since October and i'm gagged blind. am i the only stupid one or are there others out there? credit to keilovesmcr on IG for pointing it out

Who is willing to yap with me about Violet, please, I haven't seen the sun in 30 hours and I miss my children.