Shitty fox doodle, now with 83% more color! You waitin' for a written invitation, pup? It's not gonna suck itself! Now put that muzzle to work, and I don't wanna see you waste a single drop 😏

Rough sketch of a new WIP. Maybe one of these days I'll start improving? Idk, but I've gotta find some way to channel all this horn, so here we are

Up all night at the pet hospital last night because one of my little fuzzballs ate a bigass piece of plastic. Nothing the vets gave him got him to throw it up, endoscopy couldn't remove it, and to top it off, he had a super bad reaction to anesthesia, so surgery would be tricky if he can't pass it

Demi/socially anxious people with high sex drives, HOW DO YOU MANAGE?

If any of y'all sexy people in my phone would be alright with me using you for pose/expression reference as I desperately try to practice being less shitty at making silly little drawings, let me know! As much as I appreciate posemaniacs, they don't have much in the way of *adult* reference 😅

Progress on my fantasy smut. Who seeks audience with the Elven Whoracle? He's definitely casting either Alluring Gaze or Summon Daedra Cumdump and wearing a cock ring of fortify personality

Evergreen, sadly

Little WIP view of my Oblivion-inspired Elven Whoracle. Colors, hair, and magicky effects up next!

So I've been playing a ton of oblivion recently, and may or may not have been inspired to draw a slutty little high elf mage. An elven whoracle, if you will. Finishing up the greyscale before I start adding color!

Can we just have a mass vote of no confidence and replace all the milquetoast, flaccid "representatives" who have proven themselves more concerned with simping for corpos and donors and looking respectable in the eyes of neo-fascist despots than they are about the wellbeing of of the represented?

Taking a break from working on my fantasy smut drawing to bake some edibles for the week 😌 While I wait for my beurre to noisette, I'm trying to decide if my sorcerer should have a big ol' boner or just a hefty semi 🤔

Working on another silly little fantasy drawing, but can't find any reference images of a naked guy sitting cross-legged so I can see how the dongle dangles T_T

Perpetual mood

I've had my Quest 1 sitting dormant for quite a while, and figured... it would be better used for a good boy like YOU, staring into endless spirals for me. RT to enter. Winner will be gifted the headset + download links to 3 MNDFCUK files. Winner will be chosen 1/27! #hypno #gooner #bator

I swear it never fails. Nobody wants anything from me until 5 minutes before I clock out, then it's a lineup of ad hoc meetings, huddles, and database updates that NEED to happen ASAP or else the world will implode

Seattle gays repost so we can find each other 💖💖💖

Will this be the year I break free from my debilitating social anxiety and self-imposed life of near-total isolation? Probably not, so I'll just continue to live vicariously through seeing everyone have fun and build interpersonal connections here on bsky :)

Ok, I'm gonna need someone to make a resolution to come over and swap some loads in the new year

Taking a break from my regularly- scheduled mental health crash to share in the joy of one last FCF for the year ☺ I may be chronically depressed, but I'm also chronically horny

Fun tidbit of personal lore--I enjoy lockpicking as a hobby. It's a puzzle and keeps my hands busy, kinda scratching a similar itch to knitting for me (I do knit, as well). Less fun tidbit--lots of padlocks you can buy at big box stores are a stiff breeze away from just falling open

I don't exactly want to *die* necessarily, but I can't help but feel it would be very lovely to have never existed, you know? Just WoT balefire my thread out of the Pattern, Thanos snap me so hard my entire timeline is deleted. I'm tired, y'all.

Holy fuck, I need someone to swap loads with before isolation and current events drive me absolutely batshit. The stress literally has me clawing at the walls (of course, the stress also has me stressed beyond belief, but what can you do)

If you see this, post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

Since it is the season of giving, we wanted to start a Wandering Bard Giveaway! Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour! Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter! Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET! Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!

Listen, if you're down to jam with me or give me lessons for whatever instrument, that's like a 10x multiplier for attraction. I fucking love making music, and have a significant dearth of people to practice with.

Cats destroyed my last (glass) pipe when they somehow toppled the huge-ass dresser it was sitting on, so I decided to treat myself to a nice cherry wood churchwarden. I love it so far 🥰

Honestly, my social anxiety is genuinely the only thing keeping me from being a big ol' fulfilled ethical slut in practice. I really need some help working on that 🥺

Playing around with practicing anthro heads and expressions led to this little doodle of a Concerned Dog™️. Who is he? Why is he concerned? Is he a hard-boiled dogtective working a ruff case? A soul-worn, jaded dreamer whose hopes for a better world have long since been beaten down?

Started painting my silly little orc man. Still a work in progress, but progress is being made!

Messing around with the Reilly method for sketching portraits from imagination. Here's line art for a cute little orc I drew up this morning--I'll probably paint him later today 💚

Yes I am.

If you do any sort of portrait/figure art, please feel free to give your opinions! Loomis vs. Reilly, what do you use more (if any) in your everyday practice and how/why? I get that they're related and each have their own merits, I'm just trying to suss out different use cases and what to focus on

Got the same result twice in a row, so I'm not gonna argue. I will say, though, I think I'd be more along the lines of a Cabin In The Woods stoner than anything else

D&D party portraits so far. Leonin fighter with a cursed sword, tiny, oddly-gnomish warforged artificer/feral mechanical gremlin child, dandy and dapper wizard man with a magic revolver, and minotaur paladin (deity redacted because he worships a glamor shot photo of my irl husband).

Anxiety and being on the spectrum are the absolute worst sometimes. I don't know if I'm more likely to die from pent-up sexual frustration after months without so much as a handy, or from a stress-induced heart attack brought on by the prospect of unfamiliar people in unfamiliar places

Let’s normalize breeding your friends

Progress update on the dapper gunslinger wizard! Little by little, it's starting to look like something

100%, and if your body is not cooperating with breeding, that's absolutely ok. I would by a wide margin prefer to swap head or hand jobs with someone than try to pressure them into something their body isn't up for. And your body acting like a normal human body should not at all be construed as lazy

Another WIP of one of my party's D&D characters. This player requested no nudes or lewds, and while saddened, I respect that decision This one's a dapper and straight-laced human(...ish?) wizard who casts spells Persona-style with an arcane revolver

So I *really* don't want to continue existing. The husband, however, is very against me tapping out of my own free will. So I guess I'm stuck waiting until my order's up naturally, and as much as I pray to what- or whomever might be listening, I keep waking up each morning

I just want to watch my friends cum… is that asking too much?!

Making progress on this slutty minotaur! Base colors are blocked in, so now I'm trying to decide how much body fur he needs--all over short fur, just some chest hair and a bush, the satyr/fur pants treatment?? Then details, shading, adding some color variation. It's slowly coming together!

Oh no... it's me...

Sketching out a dumb little idea for my minotaur himbo doing the skyrim jarl pose. I'll tighten up the sketch (What the fuck do hooves even look like?? Where should the fur end/begin??? I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm having fun doing it), then I get to start working on color and form!!

Do I want to try painting a sexy minotaur himbo? I think I want to try painting a sexy minotaur himbo. *This line of thought brought to you--predictably--by D&D*

There's something so hot about horny hairtrigger cocks. Especially if they bust handsfree while bottoming. Like, taking someone from 0-60, right to the edge, in a matter of minutes? And then teasing them, keeping them there, or ruining the orgasm and polishing them afterward? Exquisite.

Officially on vacation for my birthday for the next week, so who's coming over for naked board games and horror movies?