Luckily, Scott and I have been stocked up for months now in preparation (the world sucks and we're on an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean) so we have plenty of food to last us a while and share if necessary. And we just had our water delivery yesterday.

30 minutes out - we're upcountry so we're not in an evacuation zone but if the harbor gets fucked, we'll be cut off for awhile Hopefully, it's not a huge tsunami

Scott and I are thinking of getting a table at the farmers market to sell some produce and maybe some other things. Do you think people would be interested in hand painted watercolor tropical fruit postcards?

When the sky looks like cotton candy

A chonk

Tokens get spent. That is all.

Yesterday at work I told someone that I learned html for my Myspace page and this guy looks and me and says "what's html?" It might have killed me.

I've been mentally preparing for what's currently collapsing in the US for literal years. Never did I ever think there would be an American pope. Nowhere on my fucking radar.

I hope everyone has access to a garden. If you haven't started one, you're losing time. Pls take care of your neighbors. Community may be the only thing a lot of us have left.

If every dissent or disagreement is labeled a high crime that could potentially send you to a foreign death camp, then you have nothing to lose for not going quietly.

If every dissent or disagreement is labeled a high crime that could potentially send you to a foreign death camp, then you have nothing to lose for not going quietly.

I urge everyone to move and speak deliberately. The republic is dead and I don't see anyone coming to save us.

If you are a creative, and you are asked to work for anything other than money (including "exposure", "volunteering", and "internship"), please feel free to copy and paste the following answer which addresses those requests perfectly: No.

I can still chug, however, since I've hardly had any alcohol in the past 6 months or more, perhaps the 3 gin and tonics was not the greatest idea. I guess I'm just too old to hang anymore.

When I was a kid, my uncle Greg turned 40 and had a big party and had a bunch of favors that said "lordy lordy Greg is forty". I think about that often, but never as much as today, my 40th birthday.

Yesterday was our one year wedding anniversary. Congratulations to us.

Unofficially renaming the Department of Justice to the Department of Retribution. Stay safe out there y'all. Martial law is coming and I'm not sure anyone is prepared for what that means. If you think your rights are meaningless now, that makes it official.

2025 isn't "a weird time in history," we're living through the inevitable conclusion to doing everything wrong

Unofficially renaming the Department of Justice to the Department of Retribution. Stay safe out there y'all. Martial law is coming and I'm not sure anyone is prepared for what that means. If you think your rights are meaningless now, that makes it official.

I just spent like an hour looking for this on my new phone. I should have known to look here first.

Check out my cool rock wall.

I've been anticipating this for years but it's honestly surreal watching the empire fall in real time. Prior to this I always felt like we were living in the before times and now I feel like we're in the beginning of the end.

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

Next year is officially 250 so the empire is right on schedule.

Next year is officially 250 so the empire is right on schedule.

I was missing out on Ativan

If you know my husband, maybe reach out? He's having a really difficult time with it and I haven't even gotten my MRI yet. That 5% is hitting him hard.

I almost passed out in the shower today so that's cool. I just don't know what the odds are that I go for a contacts prescription and all of a sudden I have these symptoms. Maybe I'm just getting old. Maybe it's hormones and not a brain tumor.

If anything good came out of my appointment at least now I have meds for my anxiety. Send my husband good vibes; I have an MRI on Sunday to rule out a tumor. There's a 95% chance everything is fine but a 5% chance it's a glioblastoma.

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I have a neurological appointment this morning. Anxiety.

No.

Friendly reminder that there are no good billionaires, only worse ones.

It cannot be normal to have a panic attack every morning about having to go to work. This is worse than basic training.

It's far from finished but look how nicely the garden is coming along

I couldn't order my own birth certificate but for some reason that does not make sense to me, my husband could order it for me. I'm high-key terrified of what's to come but also thankful to have a husband who isn't a misogynistic piece of shit.

It's cute that you guys think laws matter anymore

I hear this place is popping now and I just wanted to say that I can't believe so many of you stayed on twitter for so long

Today is my birthday.

When I make pot roast I always use the crockpot on low for no less than like 12 hours. It's pretty simple, I just mix like a dry rub and put it on the beef. I always use coriander, cumin, paprika, smoked paprika, turmeric, garlic and onion powder, ground mustard, white pepper and salt.

I cook my potatoes in chicken stock instead of water and I save some of that to add moisture when I whip them. Then I add probably at least one stick of butter and 1/3 cup of Greek yogurt, a small amount of white pepper, garlic powder and onion powder.

It's my mother-in-law's birthday today and I'm cooking dinner. Pot roast and mashed potatoes (my most requested meal tbh) with green beans. I got a text this morning that I needed to make food for 8 instead of 6 and idk if I have enough food. 🫠🫠🫠 I'm also making brownies.

In my search for my brownie recipe, I found this. I wonder how this jess feels rn. Is it too optimistic to hope they're contrite and remorseful or are they absolutely genocidal?

If anyone doubts my adhd they can just open my screenshot album to see all of the times I've tried to save something for later and then immediately forget it exists.

I haven't made a tortilla (spanish omelet) since we left Kihei. But now I have my own kitchen again and there are no cats to worry about their hair. So today I am reinstating the tortilla.

The beagles love our place and have been demanding to come down ever since we let them visit the first time. I keep telling them they don't live here but I don't think they're getting the memo.

It is so fucking wild to me that I am married.

I am a wife.

We can't even get an accurate count of how many Palestinians have been slaughtered by Israel because Israel has destroyed the health infrastructure, in part by targeting health care workers and journalists and you're still doing the "but have you condemned Hamas" thing? That's just evil.