My two favourites were #estonia and #switzerland both failed to qualify for each of their semi-finals. I sure can pick a looser 😞 #eurovision

#switzerland were robbed #eurovision

Now, I'm so excited with this semi. #eurovision

Stronger semi tonight. #eurovision

Well I never expected to see leather or sequins at #eurovision this is soooo unexpected.

LOL at the guy in the #Eurovision audience with an #ironmaiden t-shirt. He probably arrived at the wrong venue and was like WTF where am I. But then decided to go with the flow and party on.

Alice #eurovision

I'm voting for #switzerland in this semi #eurovision

[Eurovision Gambling] #eurovision is a farce. How did #estonia not qualify. I thought they were such a safe bet, that I did.

Heard about a potentially interesting programme for our schools this afternoon but only had a chance to search for it before getting distracted. Just came back to the tab. Oh.

[Eurovision Gambling] #eurovision is a farce. How did #estonia not qualify. I thought they were such a safe bet, that I did.

I'll be watching #eurovision, I'd you don't want to hear about it then mute the hashtag.

Endlich hab ich den richtigen Aufkleber für mein Arbeits-Tablet gefunden 😬

One thing that COVID has taught us is for the coach drivers taking potentially infectious people to hospital should be wearing PPE. Jan-2020 vs May-2026

The next UK election is in 2029. Plenty of time to get on and do things now and still find a different leader later. The only people hurrying along a leadership bid are the news media who want something to report.

The one Eurovision fact you need to know: "Eurovision is a competition not between governments but one involving members of the European Broadcasting Union (EBU), a community of public service broadcasters including the United Kingdom's BBC whose primary function is to share footage of news […]

One thing that COVID has taught us is for the coach drivers taking potentially infectious people to hospital should be wearing PPE. Jan-2020 vs May-2026

@asj Are you running a Meshcore repeater midway between City Hospital and QMC?

Massive Alaska megatsunami was second largest ever recorded https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1m253033m4o

Our #SEMH school, renaming to Willowfield, is expanding to a satellite site and we have lots of #EduJobs in #Nottingham closing 10/05: ⭐ 2× head of school ⭐ 3× class teacher ⭐ AP pastoal ⭐ AP curriculum ⭐ Deputy DSL ⭐ Lead teacher of science ⭐ Sendco recruit.sampeople.co.uk/Jobboard/Tru...

Anyway, I've made it, have you? #BikeTooter

It amuses me every time that poor old Rubens is shoved behind a massive Belvoir Castle reed diffuser (for sale in the gift shop, natch) 🤣

Went Belvoir, found our bench, had our teacakes.

We're off to Belvoir to sit on a bench and eat Tunnock's tea cakes.

Today’s lesson in DIY automotive maintenance: don’t trust your life to cheap Halford’s wheel chocks 😬

I'm 'using punctuation in a filename feels wrong' years old.

A data centre might contain 2-4kg of gold. Should you want to plan a heist. 💰

«Everyone has their own way of solving problems»

I need to setup the TV in the reception area at work (NHS) to have some form of digital signage. Is there any software that is truly free? I'm thinking of using a Raspberry Pi connected to the TV.

I'm assuming the FIFA peace prize comes with a bulletproof jacket.

Back from a weekend away, bringing together both sides of the family and all 6 niblings for the first time. Shattered but it worked (including the vegan-ish feast) 😎

In 2015 Bear Grylls took the president of the USA for a 24 hour trip to see the glaciers in Alaska. Just Barack Obama and a foreign nation, alone without security - and Bear Grylls had a knife. Security for a sitting president doesn't have to be tight, when everyone is inspired by them and not […]

Hope you have a perfect date today.

Today we are delighted to be at the University of East London #UELJobsFair2026 #UELCareerZone to talk about the support GEM can offer to students and early career professionals. Come find us if you are here - we have tote bags! #Careers #MuseumLearning #InclusivePathways #Launchpad

Beth doesn't think we should buy a £3m property, but I'm only £2.99m short and we wouldn't have to move far. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/171444533

Children often - adorably - believe that their teachers live at school. Then, as adults, they over-correct and - less adorably - convince themselves that their teachers were only working when they could see them.

20 years

What's the name for that thing* when the government tells us plebs to save money by turning our heating down, again. But they still set the minimum electricity price to the highest cost** of a fossil*** fuel. *Gaslighting **About 13% higher ***Gas

We used to surf the Internet. 🏄 Now we just wade through the cesspool. 💩

Back in May 2020 when COVID restrictions were first in. I was busy setting up the first NHS testing centre in Nottingham. Someone feeling important then thought it should have big metal fences around to keep the public out. They made it look like a prison camp […] [Original post on mastodonapp.uk]

Ha ha. Fuck, no 🤣🤪

Back in May 2020 when COVID restrictions were first in. I was busy setting up the first NHS testing centre in Nottingham. Someone feeling important then thought it should have big metal fences around to keep the public out. They made it look like a prison camp […] [Original post on mastodonapp.uk]

Three sentenced for 'man in bear suit' insurance scam https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czxrq7rx9lqo

*NEW* Been thinking about how galleries guide us to view art as artefact & how this might be responsible for a shift in status. Mostly ongoing ideas, but there's a diagram which is sciencey, and a vague link to education, so I'll #EduBlogShare impressionthatiget.wordpress.com/2026/04/18/a...

How 11 Deaf Men Helped Shape NASA’s Human Spaceflight Program: the Gallaudet 11 https://www.nasa.gov/missions/project-mercury/how-11-deaf-men-helped-shape-nasas-human-spaceflight-program/ #deaf #space #spaceflight #apollo #Artemis2 #artemisii #moon

After just having responded to the third #curl security report for the evening I noticed a post that cheered me up... Have a good Friday everyone! https://www.linkedin.com/posts/moekatib_millions-of-people-look-up-to-steve-jobs-activity-7450947453085749248-K1w-

I’m one of those people who can’t draw. Everyone here keeps saying “just go make art, no matter if it’s shitty.” So I did.

A sack of #Coffee handed over to couriers Feral Express. So, if you're in #Sheffield awaiting coffee from us and you see this person on your street, delivery is probably imminent.