Sorry, I'll return back to foraging hype soon, once my country has finished melting.

YOU. MUST. REFUSE. ILLEGAL. ORDERS.

#removetheregime people, LPT if you're trying to use ChatGPT to make protest signs...

The sitting president of the United States of America needs to be arrested

I got a job today leading foraging tours. I'm kinda freakin pumped.

If he's remembered at all, it'll be for being an absolute loser.

Ya ever get wind so bad that when you finally let the fart out, it's like a can of compressed air destroying everything in its path?

Get to Washington DC for the Remove the Regime Rally and other actions Nov. 20th to 22nd! Dropkick Murphys, Earth to Eve, and much more! For more info www.removetheregime.com

I'll be there!

Is anyone from #knoxville #tennessee going to DC next weekend?

Join us at Remove the Regime in Washington, D.C. this week. We want to see you there! Highlights include: 🟣 Thursday, 11/20 - Congressional office visits w/Rep. Al Green 🟣 Friday, 11/21 - Trainings and veterans' rally 🟣 Saturday, 11/22 - Rally, march, + more See full schedules here:

The government is literally tweeting at its own people calling them imbecilic morons?! What the hell timeline is this?! (I know they're doing far worse than this, but like, how is anyone in this society chill with this wtaf

I started crocheting tonight. It's fun!

Chicken noodle soup with #COTW and bone broth. So good. I'm so sleepy now.

That moment when you spot an anomaly and let yourself hope... I finally caught it on camera. #lionsmane #mushrooms #fungifriends #foraging

She was a perfect 10, but she wears a 12, baby keep a little 2 for me. #lionsmane #fungifriends #mushroom

I gave up a lot to move to America, and I moved here with pride, despite the damning viewpoints of people from my birth country. I spent time, money, and effort becoming American, and I loved it into being my home. Today reminded me again to be PROUD to be an immigrant American. We are amazing 😍

i would run thru a wall for that man

Goddamn @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social makin me wish I were a NYer right now. Tennessee, STAND UP! We need this too!

Me at 7am: I think I'll start my diet today. It's not hard to just eat a little less and a little healthier. Me at 9:20am: I MUST MAKE CHEESE ON TOAST OR ELSE I DIE

CPB showed at a client’s home in nyc today for “consensual chat” about their social media posts. client is an american citizen if you care about such things.

Husband is commenting on baseball, and to me, a non baseball human, it sounds like "woah Kramshank just loaded the inning with a full pitch to walk in the catch! If he misses this, it'll be 11-12 innings in outings out of the inner out and we'll all die of thirst"

Foraging bags are going live on Etsy this week. Each one is unique, made from upcycled materials, and features an interior phone pocket and belt loops (and belt included). Only one of each kind will be available, first one is up now! www.etsy.com/shop/ForageK... #foraging #wildfood

I think I'm gonna continue recording my second album tomorrow, after a long hiatus. It's called The Adequate Zone and will feature an employment shanty.

It's always a good day when you find this on your hike. #lionsmane

Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t

I spent nearly a week van camping in a field and it was glorious. #alchemyburn

Beefsteak mushroom! My book says to not cook it because it kills the flavor, but honestly fried in some butter it's absolutely incredible! Very fresh flavor, almost tastes like it's sauteed in wine (even though it's not).

You know shit's reaching boiling point when the guy in the bike shop finishes his sentence with "...anyway, I can't FUCKING STAND Trump"

the pendulum is going to swing back so hard that it is going to crash through the living room wall of your maga uncle’s house and black bag him to a reeducation camp where he’s going to adopt they/them pronouns by the time they’re done

His shading is so good wtf I love this tattoo #foragesky #fungifriends

A year ago this giant tree fell down in my favorite park. I later found evidence of COTW but it was so dry and crumbly I couldn't be sure. Today I found this. We are SO back.

It's uhh... a bit more black staining polypore now 🤣

Also, an update - we're now entering fall mushie season, and thus I am now a tribute account to the humble but powerful lions mane.

First look of my new tattoo - "homage to foraging" by Skylar (Neon Decay) at I Love You Tattoo in Maryville, Tennessee. I love it SO SO SO much, the shading detail is incredible and he absolutely nailed the design brief! #easttn #tattoo

I'm finally ready to forgive the donut licking. 🙏

Getting a foraging tattoo tomorrow as a self birthday gift 💕

WTAF, America?

Each time I read an anecdote about ICE 'grabbing' people, remember that each one of these people is being detained, interrogated, deprived of rights, perhaps tortured, maybe deported. Each. Person. This isn't something you add a laugh track to. This is absolutely horrifying, each and every time.

Imagine giving up your birth country, culture, creature comforts, to brave a new world for love, only to be imprisoned. Immigrants are some of the proudest, most full of life people there are, and this admin is arresting them and ruining their lives. I'm so ashamed of the USA.

If you see ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳 It's people trying to get a <Misleading] tag. Don't stress.

Re: medbeds, so the anti aging part - just the physical body and not the brain? Are you like a hot 20 year old who appreciates a good duvet and looks forward to soup season? Or do you start saying things like no cap and sigma, and competing with your own child for likes on Instagram?

I don't think my posts reach many people, but I was inspired by a message that I wanted to pass along. If you're looking for a sign to stay alive, this is it. Call 988 for the Suicide and Crisis Lifeline. There is love in this world. Xx

I know satiric headlines are a nice way to chill out and laugh during 🫲 all of this 🫱 but I'm starting to not know what's real and what's silly anymore.

Lobbin' and flobbin'

Goddamn, Montreal. Goddamn. #food #montreal #vacation

That wasn't so fucking hard

I'm going to be crossing the US border four times in the next week, wish me luck. (Feels like I need to end with with moreover, ICE must be destroyed.)