That's March 2 in normal date formatting.

This is still my favourite sticker ever, always be deploying! #bag #spaceShuttle #orange #nasa

Got a new fun home automation project to play with in the coming days: Open #Epaper displays with openepaperlink.de Currently figuring out the optimal position for this AP to get the base range out of it before adding all the automations to @home-assistant.io. #openEpaperLink #homeAssistant

#AI with its #LLMs is cool and all, but what is this supposed to be #LLMBros? #LLM #AISlop #clankers

Happy #PHP 8.5 release day! Keep in mind that the first 8.5.0 #Docker/#OCI images will show up in 8 hours till a couple of days after the release. P.S. Mine are updated till the latest RC and will swap in the final with no tag changes: github.com/WyriHaximusN...

Attempting to get some PR's for ReactPHP out, can't even rebase right now: #git #github #reactphp #php

My best to to Cloudflare team! #hugops

Just released v0.6.0-alpha.2 of bunny/bunny the #PHP #AMQP client powered by #ReactPHP. One bugfix and two new features added in this second alpha namely, Configuration object and DSN support. Full notes here: github.com/jakubkulhan/...

WTF #Docker? (It's most likely me fucking up somewhere tho.)

Well this is new, never seen a #computer #clock off to bad a #browser complains about it because it can't do a #TLS #handshake 🤣

Finally! Can go deeper than 4 levels (up to 10 now) with my #GitHub Action Workflow nesting. Via: github.blog/changelog/20...

Sweet! My LEGO tiles of Radium-226 just came in, and they glow in the dark just perfectly ♥️ : #radioActive #Radium #LEGO #glowInTheDark #Radium226

Nothing screams a new work week than a firmware update

They did, I read somewhere (apologies I don’t remember the source) that as soon as he spewed it donations to Wiki went up 450%

🗳️ Voting for the PHP 8.5 Release Page Contest is live! Check out the shortlisted designs and vote for your favorite with 👍 on GitHub: github.com/php/web-php/... Voting closes Nov 2 — winner announced Nov 4 💜

It's wildly insane to me that after 5 years #GitHub still won't let you run actions/checkout in Alpine containers on arm64 machines. So I'm working through before starting to do git clone as a last resort: github.com/marketplace?...

Fucking hell, I hate leaking tests with timing issues and race conditions all over the place. And yet somehow it works 🤯

Weekend project: #USB #LEGO #Network #Power #RJ45

The good old days of #Jenkins and #Travis #CI:

Today's questionable life choice, drinking the more gooy part of a #Blue #Raspberry #Ice #Cream #Smoothie #Sour #beer with a #straw:

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

#BattleField6 time, or maybe #dinner first at this rate:

Not sure how I fucked up, but some how I fuckedup:

New post on how to Unlock Composer Plugins by Self Hosting Renovate on GitHub Actions blog.wyrihaximus.net/2025/10/unlo... #PHP #Renovate #GitHub #Actions #Composer #Plugins

🚨 Warning to #PHP package maintainers: We did not email you to change your passwords & 2FA. Emails asking you to update your credentials are a phishing attempt. We had the phishing site & domain taken down. If you got the email and entered your credentials, please contact us. #phpc

Together with PyPI, Maven Central, cratesio and other major package registries we signed a statement on sustainable open source infrastructure. 3B+ installs/month and evolving #composerphp and packagist.org requires sharing the costs. #phpc #php

#OH: #JIRA is where my productivity goes to die

#GitHub #Actions is great and all, but this limit of 100 search results is annoying 😅

Talk about #CronJob timing in #Kubernetes

Zelden zag ik een motie die zó helder laat zien in wat voor zieke tijden we leven en wat er deze herfst op het spel staat

The next Roavers Discuss will be October 2nd - come and join us! The Roave Discord community hosts a monthly fireside chat, just a get together and talk about anything that takes our fancy. discord.gg/roave?event=... #phpc #community #tech

on a more positive note it now takes less energy than running your microwave oven for a couple of seconds to come to this conclusion which apparently is a huge breakthrough over when it used to take much more energy to come to this same conclusion

The era of Composer v1 finally comes to an end, long live Composer v2! 👑 Today packagist.org support for v1 metadata has been shut down as announced last year. blog.packagist.com/packagist-or... #composerphp #phpc #php

For some reason, today is crappy, all kinds of progress on 10+ projects, but all are blocked by small problems that aren't easy to fix. Maybe I should follow #Floki's example, and sleep in the box of cat toys while high on #catnip. #catsOfMastodon #catsOfBlueSky #cat #tuxedoCat #blackCat

Dammit #PHP: zend_mm_heap corrupted

✨ Big O ✨ Let me take you on a visual introduction to what big O notation is in my new blog post: samwho.dev/big-o. With big O notation you can better understand how algorithms will perform in practice, finding orders of magnitude improvements often with very simple changes to your code.

Playing the #BF6 Early Open Beta be like:

Phew, managed to get rid of most of the #Kubernetes metrics I don't use in #Grafana. (And stay within the free tier.) Can strip off even more, but either need to do this on #Prometheus, or try my hand at #OTEL collector filtering:

OH: Saint Engineer

OTel Collector users — we want to hear from you (again)! Last year, we did a survey to learn how you’re using the Collector. The response shaped a lot of our thinking. Now we’re back with a quick follow-up. Tell us what’s changed, what’s working, and what’s still rough. 👉https://buff.ly/Ghoh5H9

Time for a release Friday release: Bunny v0.6.0-alpha.1 is out with a host of changes since v0.5: github.com/jakubkulhan/... It's been a lot of fun doing this major rework on Bunny's internals into a full #ReactPHP client using fibers internally to simplify the public API. #php #amqp #rabbitmq

Started preparing the Bunny 0.6 release post for later this year, GitHub sponsors get a preview in a few days: #php #bunny #amqp #rabbitmq #reactphp

Seeing the difference in numbers, 10 years apart, countless upgrades and changes to ReactPHP, merged Sync and Async clients into one non-blocking (fiber) client, many improvements to PHP since, it hypes me up with excitement for what is next. Also #PHP #RabbitMQ #ReactPHP #AMQP

Currently re-running benchmarks for Bunny to prepare for the first 0.6 alpha/beta. And hot damn, those numbers changed in 10 years. Also running them for php-amqplib to get a fair and proper update. But I'm so hyped for how much those numbers have improved! #php #amqp #bunny #reactphp #RabbitMQ

Welcome to #2025 where I just got a brand new # Bluetooth headset, and it has a firmware update 🤣

When you come back after a 4 day weekend, and you #git pull:

Released v1 of wyrihaximus/react-opportunistic-tls for #ReactPHP: github.com/WyriHaximus/... #PHP #ReactPHP #TLS

Finally took the time VACUUM FULL all my #PostgreSQL #databases and empty a runaway table. Dropped from ~90% diskusage to ~25% and a hell of a lot less CPU

The PHPStan elePHPants arrived today 🎉 ! Well done Ondřej Mirtes! #PHP #ElePHPants #PHPStan #ElePHPant #blue