“You already know you did a good job” is a weird thing to say to someone, right?

I managed to leave behind both my phone charger and my laptop charger at an all-staff conference that happened to fall on the same week as our big gala so yeah things are going great

At my comedy show just now and I thought someone wanted to take a photo with me but it turns out they wanted me to take the picture so I think it’s going really well

Are you ever just like “I look real weird”

As a short person I feel great anxiety when a tall person is walking behind me on the sidewalk. Feels like I gotta walk uncomfortably fast to keep the pace. My li’l legs :/

Looking for something to do that’s a BUNCH of fun?! Feastival is the perfect opportunity for you to feast on a delicious brunch spread while supporting the work Harvesters does to fight hunger throughout our community. Tickets are on sale now at www.kcfeastival.com! #kansascity

With the abrupt shutdown of USAID funding, many clinics, including those serving women in remote areas, have shuttered. Midwives are reporting that mothers and babies are dying as a result.

This will have a huge impact on state libraries and museums. Yikes!!!—word is, RIP to the Institute of Museum and Library Services.

Kansas City’s food bank, Harvesters, received word from Kansas and Missouri that orders for the federal Emergency Food Assistance Program (TEFAP) have been cancelled. Call your elected officials!

This is from November 2008 when @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social and @hankgreen.bsky.social came to the Johnson County Library in KC.

Purple! @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social

Data shows it can prevent six types of cancer. But anti-vaccine activists, including U.S. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., have helped dampen its usage.

This letter appeared in the Bloomsburg PA Press Enterprise this morning. I am assured the writer is who he purports to be, an Air Force veteran.

Missouri Secretary of State withdraws state funding of digital library catalog missouriindependent.com/briefs/misso...

This is shitty for schools, farmers, and food banks.

Where’s the executive order to abolish Daylight Saving time?

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Senate to vote on bill banning trans kids from school sports. Call on your Senator now to oppose this discrimination & VOTE NO

NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

You might not see it in the mainstream media, but over 10,000 people protested today at Tesla showrooms across the country, another 10,000+ rallied in support of national parks, and more than 1,000 gathered in Vermont to protest Vance’s visit.

Donald Trump is a disaster for humanity and belongs behind bars, not in the White House. -Australian Sen. Nick McKim.

I’m not in a hurry. What a gift.

Called my Rep. Sharice Davids to thank her for voting against the house budget resolution (H. Con. Res. 14) which pays for billionaire tax cuts by cutting funding for Medicare, Medicaid, and SNAP. Thank you Rep. Davids! Call your Rep and let them know how you feel about their vote yesterday.

Just a friendly reminder to call your elected officials and let them know your opinion. 5calls.org

Me in the comments section “I’m going to pick a fight”

Btw Elon Musk makes $1.6 million an hour

Working from home on a snow day, a haiku by me: Fresh blanket of snow Powder on trees like sugar Twenty-six emails

If you’re nervous about calling your elected officials today, it’s a government holiday so you can just leave a message. Easy!

The CFPB will begin deleting agency data as soon as today. Meanwhile, the Trump administration and Musk staffers are rewriting history on U.S. government websites and erasing data from databases nationwide—removing information that doesn’t align with their political agenda.

Happy Valentines Day besties! Call your elected officials!

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

This is a weird Chiefs game

KC vs everybody this Super Bowl

Thank you! A federal judge blocked U.S. DOGE employees from altering any records of payments at the Treasury Department while she weighs a request by public interest groups for a broader injunction against their activity. Thank you, U.S. District Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly’s! 🙏

I get it. Calling is so awkward and it causes real anxiety. I feel cringe doing it. But everything I’ve read says it’s the best way to make your voice heard. So, I’m asking you to take a deep breath and try. Call your elected officials and make your voice heard!

Me calling my elected officials

I’m committing to calling my elected officials every day this week. Join me! 5calls.org

As an American, I’m perplexed, too.

Once my husband saw a presidential candidate’s bumper sticker on a couple of cars and thought the person running was named “Grant Meteor”. He thought it was a cool name. Turned out when we saw it up close it said GIANT METEOR. And we had a great laugh. Anyway, Grant Meteor ‘32

Reposting with alt text. When you call your reps, urge them to take inspiration from this and delay every single Trump thing in Congress, as a start.

The only way we can defend our parks at this point is to protest. Take to the streets and protest like your lives and loved ones depend on it. Because they do

Hmmmm…

On the subject of cereal for dinner, I’m pro.

Republicans want you to hit your kids instead of giving them health care

Happy Black History Month. Black History is American History. I recently finished the novel Kindred by Octavia Butler, a time traveling thriller that follows a Black woman named Dana from 1976 to a plantation in 1815.

My next executive order: New Mexico shall now be named New America.

Kansas City’s food bank, Harvesters, is in a fundraising challenge with Philadelphia’s food bank, Philabundance in honor of the Super Bowl! #ChiefsKingdom donate at www.harvesters.org/chiefs

And for my next executive order: I shall declare only 2 acceptable household pets, dogs and cats. None shall be bird, bunny, nor ferret. And fish are right out!

How I feel after all these Executive Orders

I’m a 6 today