interestingly as well, by the time Attila led his hordes into Rome most of them were Europeans he had picked up along the way almost makes you think

ohh,.the haters are Scared. running around like cock roaches now that The Father has returned. now lets get started, shall we

it me

gn bluski last night i dreamt that there was no purple in new york until it was brought there by the black panthers in 1969

BREAKING: AMERICAN MID-SIZE BANKING CRISIS INTENSIFIES —SUSPECTED CAUSE IS EMPLOYEES SKEETING LEWDS TO THE HELLTHREAD INSTEAD OF WORKING

today my sweetie called in thicc to twerk

gn blewski today i learned that the Huns spoke a distinct language, but only three words of it have survived

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taken by a herd of peccary

bussy is hotter

here's the good news

wyd?

chillin like a villain beneath the bows

shabbat shalom bluesky i love you all

you know, some poasters get shrunk and an ai scorpion tries to kill them and an ai ant sacrifices itself to save them and the devs have to look through the skyline to find the shrunken poasters with magnifying glasses and idk rick moranis joins bluesky and makes a cameo appearance

🎂

Tides prove the Earth is round like a slowly spinning top. After a few more orbits, poof! Tides. Science!

I say live like there's an eternity of hog slops on the horizon, because when you're worm food it don't matter none how many skeets you got.

NONVIOLENT LANGUAGE ALERT: instead of “to the hilt” try saying “balls deep” 👍🏼

turns out theres a reason dharma tw*tter and tpot blend at the edges: strategic illegibility <=> anatta 🤔🤔🤔

emptiness of separate self means abandoning all internal truth claims in the limit this is why theory of mind is only dialogic, never internal or recursive

something something power law relationships are self-similar at all scales

me: a quote skeet should be called a felch also me: nooooooooooooo

reminder

lets all be goth jock buddhist cozies together cmon fam

skeetstorm!!!

if she’s your wife you’ll both share a microbiome anyway so it’ll be like eating your own ass

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werewolves enjoy getting pwned by catgirls everybody wins

I saw this and now you get to too

NOT TODAY SATAN

hydroelectric dental dam

faraday chastity cage

tinfoil jimmy hat

ngl these unhinged psychotic ignorant attacks on tpot — a densely connected subgraph i have spent years attacking from within — have helped me articulate what it is and why i value it so its net positive so far

i mean if you want to call a shared culture of “ask questions first, shoot later” an ideology thats fine

“wedge issues” are useful to the ruling class because they maintain the status quo by forcing people into existing coalitions 💪

subdomain verification implies the existence of domsubain verification send skeet

ours is the era of corrupted metadata

hard for me to believe people are still acting as if the historic "right" and "left" wings weren't fragile historically contingent coalitions that have completely fragmented over the last decade but there you go

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if you don’t make a habit of talking to people with whom you disagree, your ideology and its real-world manifestations will grow blisteringly incoherent and you’ll lose the people with whom you’d hoped to build coalitions

ahhh ok one more thing interacting with smart people i disagree strongly with has made my own views much more coherent by forcing me to articulate my disagreement usually in the form of subtweets this applies to pretty much all of tpot this is why i love you fuckers

MODS MODS WHAT THE FUCK IS THE TEA

some are born illegible, some attain illegibility, and some have illegibility thrust upon them

Meanwhile, at the writers strike: