The goblin bids thee closer, for she has secrets to tell #tortoiseshell #goblinhours

All I'm saying is that I hope there's an official vinyl and I need it #a24 #backrooms

me, buying a book written by someone who I've never met but we sometimes like each other's posts on Bluesky: my friend wrote this

Daily reminder to that the toothpick test is a lie and if your toothpick comes out clean, your Baked Thing might be overdone. Instead, take your Baked Thing out a little early and let it sit. Residual heat will finish the job as it cools. #baking #bakers

Psst. Use pumpkin or apple pie seasoning in your chocolate chip cookies next time you're baking. #baking

My new favorite aesthetic is "made for TV 1990 scary movie based on real events"

If you hear me say this, now you know

I hesitate to promote my book by merely listing tropes, especially so early. So for now i will just cite Hannibal/Clarice and Candyman/Helen as the major sources of inspo for the romance and link to a playlist that i made #booksky #authorsky open.spotify.com/playlist/2Sg...

My first draft has reached novella length. A whole ass novella, homegrown and typed out by human hands and fueled by many manic episodes and late nights. I want to chop my fingers off im so tired #booksky #authorsky

Microdosing and going to see the #backrooms movie in an effort to meet God

You love to see it. Slop is anti art and doesn't deserve to be published.

Sometimes you paint a perfect seagull

Originally my book was a series of smutty scenes but my autistic ass applied too much logic and suddenly there's a plot and I'm researching the Korean War. #booksky #authorsky

LOOK AT THEM #baking #cookies

Pre-emptive friendly reminder to CC users who've patched their games with the Apocalypse Marketplace Patch: Don't harass CC or mod creators about broken content. We can't do shit right now. (don't update if you can avoid it)

I keep meaning to play the sims again then I see the utter state of things #ts4 #thesims

I love that in Detroit: Become Human, they give you character birthdays. How else am I supposed to know that Hank is a Virgo sun and an Aries moon. #detroitbecomehuman

When I finally throw a release party for my book, im having it at waffle house

Every now and then I remember that the outlast trials exist and I need an artbook

This month’s riso print, an homage to John Carpenter’s The Thing - my favorite film (right next to Big Trouble in Little China)

GOD OF WAR REMAKES?!?!?!?!

The #wutheringheights marketing reminds me a lot of the 50 Shades marketing and promos in the early 2010s, just in a #booktok font.

Not gonna lie, things are fucked up and I can only make so many embroidery stitches before I run out of thread

Concept: x01 power armor with BABYGIRL spray painted across the chest and it's dripping pink

Reading through the #Twilight books for the first time and the most accurate film depiction of the the vampire halfling baby is this very specific scene from M3gan. Like ur telling me this gremlin, raised alongside a wolf pack, wouldn't do weird shit cmon now

#JKRowling invited Epstein to a showing of the Cursed Child in 2018. So much for protecting girls, eh Joanne??

Oh Macaulay 😭😭😭

I've started putting together a #fallout tabletop game. So far, there's two players: a sentient deathclaw and the swindler who sells said deathclaw's bottled spit as a scammy cure-all.

Stand up, fight back.

let’s be primitive horses with mama

so don't get too comfortable. #art

For anyone in #Philadelphia, heads up: #ICE is reportedly heading your way.

Giving actual serious thought to applying for the #fallout shelter show.

Oh and btw if you support #ICE, get fucked. Like actually get all the way fucked.

New year means new hobby to keep myself from doomscrolling. Or so I tell my therapist #embroidery

Watching ICE go door to door in Minneapolis, local and state authorities permitting it...it's impossible not to think of Kristallnacht. The Great Removal of the 5 SE Tribes. 1942, when Japanese-Americans were forced into camps. What we do in response to this moment of great shame matters.

She's never had to send an email or call customer service

I think whatever there is to still be released about the #epsteinfiles is worse than what happened at Lake Michigan if we've started kidnapping foreign politicians

Current mood: this very specific photo of Jacob Elordi and his dog

The wilderness won't care about your wealth. Used the Sims 3 version of Holly, because of her storyline and I used to play that family a lot back in the day. #ts4 #thesims #hollyalto #yellowjackets

Missing mothers seems to be a common problem these days. Have you looked under the garden? #lunavillareal #ts4 #thesims #yellowjackets

Does your aunt know what you did? #yellowjackets #ts4 #thesims #simblreen #opheliaspecter

LET'S FUCKIN GO, NEW YORK!!! #zohranmamdani

Ok, sim spam done for now. I didn't want to NOT do something for Halloween, so...hey. Yellowjackets au and townie makeovers!

Welcome to the wilderness, son. You're more lost than you realize. #travisscott #ts4 #simblreen #yellowjackets #thesims

Who keeps distracting who? Your quarry will eventually outwit you. Again avacdavra makes the yellowjackets cc. #summerholiday #libertylee #ts4 #yellowjackets #simblreen #thesims