sorta related. my online shooter hot take is that map votes fucking suck and keep everyone in their comfort zones while leaving maps they arent as familiar with to rot. steady map rotations kept every play session feeling fresh and fan favorite maps would in turn feel a lot more special to encounter

open fortress is maybe the most fun shooter ever made and sometimes i cant sleep at night knowing its entire active playerbase could fit inside a kiddie pool

i talk so much its like so fucking annoying probably

if you just tell a genie to do something, that doesnt actually count as making a wish

just learned that nothing rhymes with door hinge

cant wait for tomorrow. gonna watch the new episode of Homelander 💪

i guess what im trying to say is that a lot of really horny women on bluesky seem to enjoy the things i have to talk about and that i really appreciate their support

i dont mind that nsfw accounts seem to like and repost a lot of my bluesky content but i cant imagine my musings are actually good enough to be worth disrupting their presumably extremely long chains of self-curated lesbian pornography. like what am i doing in the mix of that. i dont post that stuff

okay

one day everyone on steam gets these two games in their library and they can't delete or hide them and they have to play them or they can't play any other games in their library

invincible is really unique to me in the sense that the actual show is kind of dogshit but the people who like it are so fucking funny. i love invincible fans

STEVEN: maybe... maybe yellow diamond just needs a friend! PERIDOT GETTING FINGERED BY ALL THE CRYSTAL GEMS AT ONCE: you crystal clods are fingering my butthole

Dudes be out here sayin they batman and robin whole time they sanjay and craig just a goofy living with a snake, shut the fuck up

ernest paraphernalia probably isnt worth $45 but i just know ill be crushed if it slips away

Sam Neill has announced he is cancer free after 5 years of battling blood cancer. “It’s time I did another movie.”

My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.

were they on poisonous water when they made this movie? 🤣😅

every friend group has that one guy who likes mario a little too much

im always like "all knowledge is power" until i have a friend who knows a liiiiittle too much about dandys world. actually anything about dandys world at all really

every copy of hawk tuah is personalized

I'm trying to gather as much money as I can in order to help me move out into a decent-apartment. If you are able, it would be GREATLY appreciated if you could donate in any way possible: gofund.me/cd1dfe095 #gofundme #moneyforapartment

i like meta knight as a character because his driving force in life seems to be being pissed off that hes a component of the kirby universe, which would piss me off too

whenever i go to bestbuy i act like i dont know a damn thing about computers but im also very attentive and keep asking questions. it makes them feel spectacular

im not a complicated person im an adult theres a difference and only noobs think theyre the same thing

weed jail shit

its fat pussy friday

they finally listened

i havent read any deleuze at risk of turning into a little bitch

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they dont make em' like they used to

Happy 8th anniversary to the tweet that changed us forever. Look at this absolute unit.

wishing upon a star that the people who live with me thatre currently inside my house will think to knock on the door while im taking a shower if they need something as opposed to screaming across the house or sending me a fucking text

high fructose porn syrup

i dont care if we arent close. you need to be naming babies and animals after me like i changed your life and got murdered

my life is a joke about the internet

What's the best program for detecting if an image is AI? Trying to figure out if this is a real photo

TURN ON THE TV IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL okay well not nick jr you knew what i meant

doing my taxes and forgot that they do penis verification now

Seriously though if I went to Boston and just walked around the streets, would the dudes there really be talking in that accent? like that's not really a thing is it

STOP PLAYING OVERWATCH

it should be illegal to blow people to smithereens

i wish i could provide even rudimentary comfort or support for some people in need but if that door is closed itd feel rude to come knocking

this was about the time i found popularmmos graphic novel at a thrift store for negative 8 dollars

also if you dont think spider pig is funny you might be a bad person

circus afro kinda changed the comedy game forever

still a little obsessed with this artist