follow me on Shitly

What if gay porn had LYRICS???

A lot of the photos in my collection aren’t perfectly in focus, but I have to buy them anyway because it was still a kitty that somebody loved! Besides, how could I resist the happy body language and little eyebrows on this one?

Your honor, we are doing a little trolling! < -- me after getting arrested for cutting the breaks of his son's car

Creepypasta: Happy Appy

I don't want to hear about you shipping "Vaping Toriel" and "Dabbing Squidward", even ironically. Those are real people under the costumes.

Fashioned Values #pibby #pibbyapocalypse #blueytheplantlizard

this is fucking real

Animation Fans will insist their medium is Cinema and not Baby Material and then praise a movie called Kpop Demon Hunters

Stop writing SCPs

friends' annoying boyfriends are a very real genre of person I'm afraid

half the posts on the discover feed on this site are "I am a high school teacher and roblox slop games are giving my students brain cancer" and the other half are bad newspaper political cartoons about donald trump. I'm a long way from home

ice cube: i’m going digital, it’s the only way to win son: amazing… nasa lady: watch out for the aliens! it’s like a circus in there! ice cube: the killer code wont work! gah, must be a pibby glitch!! villain: the scariest part? these aliens… they’re characters YOU KNOW.

This person is trying to trick you into thinking animation is an art form. It’s not; it is a form of trickery where a million identical pictures are drawn in a hurried rush to delude children’s minds into seeing motion. Don’t be duped.

PIBBY RISETH

This is fucking disgusting. This takes up so much space and corrodes the soul… why do people think physical media is a good thing? Physicality is a prison

Seeing the words “squidward torture porn” and getting so hard the rest of the day I keep bumping into furniture

The Surreal Nostalgia of Lost Five Nights At Freddy's Porn (thirty minutes and fifteen seconds) (demonetized)

All learning and no fun make Pibby go glitchy. All learning and no fun make Pibby go glitchy. All learning and no fun make Pibby go glitchy. All learning and no fun make Pibby go glitchy. All learning and no fun make Pibby go glitchy. All learning and no fun make Pibby go glitchy.

they turned this down for one million games that look like the front page of artstation

lying fuck

I'm working on a Bluesky alternative that ONLY allows human artists and absolutely no Slop content to sign up, send me a picture of your taint

Hayao Miyazaki deserves to be killed

Today I saw someone with a cartoon-themed bumper sticker and another one saying they were an animation student... I made sure to key the fuck out of their car. I can't even repeat some of the things I scrawled on the hood. This is all for the #greatergood

Arboreal cryptid. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.

Have they invented podcasts that aren't annoying yet

Chat GPT told me that my penis is actually larger than everyone else's... so who's on the right side of history, actually?

This is a mean thing to say, but I feel like 80% of online "book culture" comes down to the contradiction emerging from the fact most of the people in it don't really like reading that much

Realistic Cow Vaginas Minecraft Mod

Hark! The glitchy Pibby sings

Books are for nerds, anyways... in the future, we're writing #autoliterature which is only read by other #autowriters. No one needs to read anymore

Mojang employees should be locked in a room together with nothing except a single crow bar and only let out when at least five of them are dead

My other car has a vagina i can fuck

The Brady Brunch.. is that a thing?

Speak for yourself… when I couldn’t get laid pop punk (feminine music) wouldn’t stop playing in my head…

Finally… they’re making animation something only computers do. Like it always should have been. Animation isn’t art

I am Pibby, I am scary, I could glitch for a thousand years a thousand toons that would awake me different Bunbuns made of tears

Well if you told me you were Pibby, I would not have so much fun I've seen you learn before, my friend, though I don't know if you know I'm Bunbun

Gen Z is trying to cancel post-sex urination?!

Doug Walker revisionism is becoming real

google maps nudist friendly chuck e cheese

AI GENERATED COCK AND BALLS

amanda palmer’s music could be used as a form of torture. that shit is unbearable

this is because science fiction is a lesser genre

I like men who lick ice cream off my clothes whenever I make a mess. Like a dog

I'm working on an #objectshow #oc. Stay Tuned

Ratio!

spider man sucks. he’s just a new yorker whose semen is really thick and adhesive. Who cares!

I’m not even gonna do ragebaiting here this is just funny. @elonmusk your machine says you have Bad Person Disease!