i wasnt hitting on you i was being passive aggressive

the fuck you mean frank sinatra is white

Closed a loophole where the rules allowed (inadvertently) giving a moderator an STI but made it a punishable offense when done to non-moderators

It's too specific, you feel me? I think if I jacked off to it, I would be Roald Dahl's slave in the afterlife.

Smiling Friends has done irreparable damage to nihilism and I think that's very funny

I can't find a properly bisexual ahegao hoodie anywhere

since when does weirding out ONE girl ONE time get you stuck with the "scares the hoes" tag

Irony isn't funny.

forgiving people who don't deserve it is such a fucking power trip dude my hands are shaking holy shit

And on July 13th you posted "call me paz ortega cuz this pussy bombbbbb." Putting aside the tastelessness of the remark, this does imply at least a passing knowledge of characters and events in the Metal Gear franchise, which contradicts your statement "idk any of that shit" from yesterday.

I get that he's your autistic gay baby or whatever but Double D is straight up being a total cunt to Eddy in this clip and I'm not just going to ignore that.

Hypothetically, if one of my metamours gets like turbo cancelled, and our shared partner is like *kinda* implicated but not for any of the actual heinous stuff, but isn't dumping the metamour either, would I be in trouble? The rules for partner culpability aren't clear on this.

This is my first time in the server and I felt obligated to stop lurking for the sole purpose of telling JohnWickFan2017 that you have made my day

Neon_Estrogenesis_Evangelion is mostly inactive but still on good terms with everyone that doesn't have her mixed up with neonestrogenesisevangelion

yeah fuck me for assuming you and your fursona used the same pronouns

lol are you gonna post me to ihategaw? Here's a tip: people who are actually likable or interesting can get more than 19 followers, and they can do it without copy-pasting other people's posts and acting superior. Keep doing it though, it's really funny to see you flop with every skeet.

my brother wont shut up about his fucking letterboxd

When I said "the dolls are conspiring against me" I was talking about actual haunted dolls. Nothing to do with trans women, who I support.

I would always get the blueberry bagel because it was the only one that felt human to me. All of the other bagels were things an NPC would order.

he literally played sewerslvt in the voice chat

the AITA channel's "no ragebaiting" rule extends to your genuine personal problems if they are indistinguishable from ragebait

I don't want to hear about you shipping "Vaping Toriel" and "Dabbing Squidward", even ironically. Those are real people under the costumes.

i didn't read your post LOL click like if you smoke cigarettes

i am fucking cisgender

I am NOT a GODDAMN KINNIE. I've NEVER seen the FUCKING PLAY. I was LITERALLY, VERIFIABLY ALEXANDER HAMILTON IN A PAST LIFE. If you don't believe me, FINE! I try not to think about it myself. But DON'T FUCKING LIE about me!

Can I get my "[Sensitive White Boy]" tag removed? I just got some information that complicates it

THEY NOT LIKE US THEY NOT LIKE US THEY NOT LIKE US THEY NOT LIKE US THE POWER OF KENDRICK FLOWS THROUGH ME

I have DMs from wifeliker where he admits to not liking his wife.

You won't get me to care less about the truth. It's not in my nature.

No! Bad yumeshipper! Bad!

I know you probably don't mean it this way but when you talk about "dead internet theory" it feels like you think less of me as someone who is dead and it makes me uncomfy

How about this: coming to the mod team with inane hypotheticals just to get a ruling that sounds funny out of context is a banworthy offense. Cunt.

hey you mentioned earlier you can split into copies of yourself, do you mind going into more detail about that? the exact process, what it feels like, what you and your copies do afterwards. only if you're comfortable with that ofc, no pressure!

i watched most of a video essay about this

wish a guy would go dumb up in my bra

I still don't know what Montessori is but if it's responsible for making you the way you are I have to assume it's more or less Satanic

gore/goreself

can I post neco-arc art here or does anything with her automatically go in the shitposting channel

I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that the ongoing harassment campaign against me is the sole reason for the failure of my Malcolm in the Middle rewatch podcast.

filled to the brim with sloshy milk

You don't find it suspicious that *literally every* rap song he's posted a link to has the n word in it?

I gagged when we kissed because her breath was nasty but when she asked what was wrong I panicked and said I was actually straight

She was mid, the sex was mid, her personality was below mid. But other than that, far and away the best polycule I've ever been in.

agent j was really irresponsible in those movies

Rules update later today because you idiots can't handle a fucking 'Best Girl' poll without explicit guidelines