I gotta get a new job, feel like all I do is eat, sleep, and work at the moment. Failing that, maybe heavy amphetamines...?

Mam found the biggest dragonfly I ever did see in the UK - think he'd been stunned by a car. Plopped him by the pond.

The only Australian I've ever met who didn't constantly complain about it being cold in the UK

AI is evil and all, but why can't I stop listening to this? Like I KNOW it's shit, but....why is it a fucking bop? O.0 youtu.be/sCfAk7E1E4g?...

Woo I love hummingbird hawk moths - they're like tiny wee spaceships zipping about

My old man government has decided that everyone now has to prove they're old enough to look at naughty pictures. So Cheering myself up by taking the dumbest face recognition photos I can.

Rabbit in a tube. Rabbitube.

Wordle 1,495 6/6 🟨🟩🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 i overthunk today's wordle...

Rest in peace, king 🤘🖤🦇

Ozzy was truly one of god's best prototypes

Did I miss a memo where they changed the pronunciation of Appalachian?

Greggs is turning into a masterclass on how to take a British brand and turn it into a shit McDonalds

The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇

To be honest, at this point they could actually pay me and I still wouldn't really want to play Borderlands 3.

Told someone yesterday that most bad things in life are temporary and you should remember that, then followed it with “But remember I’m a millennial so my adult life has been 9/11, War, Recession, More War, Trump, COVID, Insurrection, Trump so I may be a little fatalistic about things personally.”

My hometown is in the news again, I wonder what fo-oh... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Good thing they used something easy to remove like paint, rather than an abrasive like sand... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

sure was nice of the Oilers to let the Panthers win the cup at home this year...

Batch painting horde armies is...fun

Tipsy is a crime against humanity

That Azizam by Ed Sheeran sounds like if King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard got put through a mass-market blender

Gotta admit, watching the world's two biggest arseholes tear at each other is the schadenfreude I needed right now

Soo....this means she's totally going to run against him, right? www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE; I FOUND THE JOHN LENNON HEADSHOT CD

Oh my fucking god shut up about flags, you sound like fucking Americans. www.bbc.com/news/article...

I keep seeing articles saying how Gen Z are the "most gym active generation" and also seeing articles saying how bad their body dysmorphia and mental health is. Kinda weird no-one does a 2+2 kinda thing, y'know?

Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. 🎉 Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace. You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.

Lovely weather for this bank holiday. Shame I'm at fucking work

Every trailer for a Wes Anderson film looks like a parody of a Wes Anderson film

The new Viagra Boys record is fucking amazing, deffo gonna have to go back and revisit the earlier stuff I missed

Yet again, Millennials get fucked over www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

My mother's usb phone cable that she won't let me replace because "it still works"

So did Jimmy kill the pope?

Is Lilt still a thing? I feel like I haven't seen it in donkey's years.

Yay there's life of the newty veraity in my pond

First sip of a freshly opened cold diet coke is as close to a religious experience as I ever want to get

Make Sweatshops American Again www.theguardian.com/business/liv...

NGL, "Transgender Agenda" would be a fucking sick name for a punk band

The UK has entered the Meiji Restoration

The apprentice is now the master.

Why be specific when you can be spetlantic?

Jesse Welles is dropping his best fucking songs so far holy shit youtu.be/TPHafKOd9A4?...

Bitcoin really is the future, if the future is transactions taking 45 minutes.

I've played Wordle whilst shitting so often I think I've turned the game into some sort of pavlovian laxative