Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, SEAQUEST DSV?

15-year-old me would have gleefully axe-murdered for a copy of this.

Jorts is so wise.

Can one set an alarm for this sort of wake up?? Asking for a friend.

me to this whole damn year:

...Wait, it's Christmas day?? YEAHHHHH I WON WHAMAGEDDON 👏🏽👏🏽🎉🎉🎄🎄 (first time since I started playing!!)

WOW this is beautiful!! Those replication complexes whipping out Okazaki fragments *chefs kiss*

Hell yeah, brother

Dear planetarium show writers: if your narrator can say "Huygens", they can also say "Churyumov-Gerasimenko." Stop it with your Comet 67P cowardice!!

SIGN IT

I really, really want to see @plutokiller.com use this method for his Solstice tree lighting. 🔥🕯️

Home Depot: we'll be in touch with a 4 hour delivery window! also Home Depot:

dangit randall. i am ugly crying over here. ❤️💞💖

Aww. May his memory be a blessing.

“fans being turned off by a new show wearing their old show's clothes” SAY 👏🏽 IT 👏🏽 LOUDER 👏🏽

co-fucking-signed

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, @wskrs.bsky.social !!

Oh, the seaQuest timeline is abso-fucking-lutely a better timeline than *gestures broadly*

I do think they do a good job with the fractures in our Big Happy Bridge Crew family--they are both realistic in light of having an entirely new captain, and also good consequences of story decisions that are less well done:

I will try my hardest to be objective this time through. It’s gonna be hard for me. I will probably die mad about losing my beloved Ortiz. (esp. with the hindsight that Ed Kerr wanted out!!!)

I fucking love my job. In what other profession can you tell one of your students who you know is also taking animal bio: “Make sure that $Professor tells you about the penis-fencing flatworms!”

I made myself rewatch "Splashdown" for completeness, but hell YEAH, brother to Grant disliking it so hard. (I admit that a good bit of my hatred--beyond not liking aliens in my sQ--is remembered trauma from 95 when this aired and I thought my beloved show was truly over and ending this badly.)

I mean....yeah!

halp

No Kings today was so energizing, even in my small city on the red end of a blue-purple state!! I really needed that top-up of hope.

I am realizing that @wskrs.bsky.social must not have watched Buffy, because we’ve got “Wolfman!” and Seth Green being attacked by wolves in IT, but no mention of Oz being a werewolf.

Am up to "Dream Weaver" in my trying-to-catch-up-with-the-podcast #seaQuest rewatch, and I was today years old when I realised that the "lecture hall" in this ep is a planetarium*! I wonder if @wskrs.bsky.social has any insight into the filming location for these interiors?

Let's also not forget that before the shirtless sword-twirling is this delightful but of business when Miguel is taunting Brody (sir. my panties are melting.)

if Ortiz is touching people sign me the fuck up 🔥 my body is ready

Grant liking Henderson in this one reminded me that we called her "Ho of the High Seas" back in the day, which was...not kind. But the writers couldn't seem to do much with her beyond having nearly every male crew member either date or crush on her. 😖 (lbr, we also wanted Katie back)

(no apologies for all the #seaQuest posting. the world totally sucks, so why not lean hard into this nearly lifelong fandom! y'all did notice I even got the tattoo, right?)

Honestly, this just reminds me how BADLY I want to dive in the updated Alvin ... and how unlikely I am to get that opportunity. Still very blessed to have gotten to dive the one time. But the new sphere and better windows though 🤤

And again I say Hell. Fucking. Yes. Although all y'all who didn't find him dreamy in the first season (or, I mean, a l w a y s) are fooling yourselves.

🚨🚨seaQuest 2047 mentioned!!🚨🚨 (I was on the 2047 writing staff. I didn't know we had fanfic!! that's amazing and i want to read it!!)

YAAAAASSSSSS #seaQuest (honestly, removing Westphalen from the crew was legit removing our mom.)

I mean, this one is actually kind of prescient. Worldwide plague that made everyone stay indoors and only interact electronically? Over-reliance on "AI"? Addiction to the easy dopamine of being an awful person on the social Internet? Yeahhhhhh, that'll never happen.

Hell. Fucking. Yes. (and yet they let Marco go after this season. how dare they.)

I love this one for the fun character bits and, yes, 🔥 shirtless Ortiz 👀, but every time I rewatch it I beg Wendy to really actually leave. (It would be nice if the s2 writers could remember who Bridger is as a person, though 🤮)

Agent Dixon --errr, Carl Lumbley-- can rock a PINK SUIT because he's just that badass. #seaQuest

Bless me Father, for I have committed Picspam. www.tumblr.com/prophetkrist...

LOL LOL LOL they actually went there. I salute you 🫡🫡

GLOVES FOR WARHEADS BUT NOT ANCIENT ARTIFACTS WTF 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

once again with the perfect encapsulation of basically all of today

Well this is going on all of my course websites now 😩

Wow is this relevant to the bullshit coming from my college administration today!

So when I said that I had #seaQuest related shenanigans planned… (hahaha oops) (possibly one of the dumbest things I’ve ever done) (i love it tho)

HELL to the YES ✊🏽 #1U

How did I never make the Die Hard connection???? 🤦🏼‍♀️

@wskrs.bsky.social discussing sQ crew v. Predator, picturing strategic destruction of Miguel’s shirt, culminating with “Ortiz is a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus” — Grant. You can’t say shit like that when I’m driving. My brain completely shorted out. 🔥🔥