So, when you point out that Obama deported more people in his first term than W Bush did in 2, you get called racist. Don't think this clown knows what the word grifter means.

Without Nancy Pelosi, we wouldn't have a healthcare plan modeled after one that Mitt Romney signed when he was governor.

Now starting my first ever play through of FF7

Ahh yes, Spanish food, famously barely uses peppers, and no one drinks wine with it. Tapas doesn't exist.

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Seriously, why does the Broad and Terminal McDonald's smell like sewage? Is it intentional to keep people from loitering?

The fountain in Holly St Park should have a timer button, so anyone could use it to go cool off.

Ugh, it's already 78°F (25.5°C) outside.

Just staying up late, admiting my cat to a hospital.

Yea, I was just around 20 when I realized "liberal media" just meant "the Jews." Which made so much more sense because it never seemed to actually be liberal.

Looks like you got C.H.U.D.s

Very sore from a small spill last night. Iw was making a, slow, kinda tight turn around a group of people onto the sidewalk. And I just went down. My embarrassment only dropped when I realized I had a leak in my front tire.

Yes I do. Also dropped $6 for the Metro games.

Do I want to s0end $2 on Duke Nukem 3d?

The new prime directive is to pickit up, pickit up, pickit up!

I use "soda" instead of "coke" as the generic name for carbonated beverage.

This is nothing. A billionaire owning property in other countries means nothing. It certainly doesn't mean he's fleeing. He bought New Zealand citizenship back in 2011.

He thinks "censure" is the same as "censor" What a fucking clown.

I'm so tired of people thinking some intro class thought experiment is the height of ethical philosophy.

I have this on DVD, and it's what reminded me how horrible Judge Dread was.

Traditionally, this kid would've been beat for being left handed.

She was always going to beat Earl-Sears, but that margin was purely from anti-Trump sentiment. And she's going to squander all that by being a centrist Republican. Fuck the spook.

It's just a shadow. This is transvestigator level of stupid.

I wonder if they shared scores on the cognitive test?

Everyone is 12 theory holding up.

You've heard of the wet bulb temp? Well here's the wet courier temp.

Video game help, too. Almost all video tutorials are painful to watch.

The rocket in question

I don't know, how racist was Trotsky?

This is some dumb bullshit. The big criticism of Buttigieg has always been he's a McKinsey neolib.

Die Abeetus Day (2002)

It took 3 weeks to get this worthless reply. And yet nothing has changed.

2,849 people were killed in car crashes in Florida last year.

the most millennial song is the song that was most thrown on by the nerdy guy at the party who got too high and commandeered the laptop plugged into someone's dying ihome speaker

More car brained bullshit.

To further state how little pop music matters to me, Postal Service is the only thing that's any good in this list.

@skatunenetwork.bsky.social was just ahead of the curve on this one.

Millenial music, pop musicmonly really mattered to me in '97/'98, so here's me an ld my friends rushing the stage to sing along to Reinvinting Axel Rose (RIP Mike).

I don't think the ebike is a necessary detail for the headline.

Just as Hillary Clinton positioned her run as a third term for Obama ("America is already great"), so did Biden (and then Harris) position their campaigns as a second Biden term. As Biden said (in 2019): "Nothing would fundamentally change": www.salon.com/2019/06/19/j... 1/

Blackpilled eldritch horrors in cartoons have ruined us.

Might just have to convert.

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Did you know blue Loctite is rain soluble?

The Biden administration failed to arrest an insurectionist, allowing him to run for office again.

I passed this test once. They gave it to me after I had 1-3 7lb cans of ketchup fall on my head, and I forgot how to cook for a few minutes.

Worst part of the end of Knowledge Fight is not gettjng one last "a sodomite sent me a bucket of poop" sound bite.

Can we just make it long enough for the big delivery apps to enshitify enough that we can get more work?