They said you couldn’t be fat on fridays anymore I read that somewhere

winter is finally over in Florida 🌞

We still posting our ride(s)?

sunday mass ⛪️

Hey bloomfs

I promise y’all did not have a better day than me yesterday 🤩

rainy day workout

Hey btw I’m streaming live from my studio on IG Thursday would be tight if you came and vibed with me ijs

There has to be more to this chonk app right? Like this can’t be it?

Streaming live on IG this week while I work on some music come hang with me www.instagram.com/maxxforman

Moment of silence for me i forgot to do wordle yesterday and fumbled my streak 😭

Propaganda I refuse to fall for is that y’all actually enjoy matcha get that soil tasting drink out of my face NOW

Sorry to be negative but those template prompt things are ruining instagram can y’all stop plz

Its wontons 5th birthday today everyone tell her HBD

Waiting for my AirPods to charge so I can go to the gym

9/11

There’s something sinister about wearing nasty pig to Disney idk

very distinct differences, tactile wise, when you’re making out with someone fat and they grab on your body versus kissing someone who isn’t fat while they grope on your body rather brutishly

Sinners blew my back out 😮‍💨

Living in Florida be like:

New Ari Aster in July we are EATING this summer 🍽️

might fuck around and stop looking for validation in people I don’t even respect 😤

A lot of you are fat but not handsome, kind, sweet, joyful or uplifting to the spirit. You can’t just be fat!!!

chill friday

Ok wait now I need to talk

EVERYONE SHUT UP!

I'm a foe of Dorothy's

Happy 10th anniversary to the best rap album ever made

If this actually comes out I’ll post full pole

this healed me

deep cleaned my office 🧼

When the chile is tea:

Putting on Euro Trip don’t text 😢

all legs today RIP to me

if I were in charge these would taste like dulce de leche

I love acting like a mom on IG, like I will comment saying your trip look divine, and sending love

can Kendrick do Kanye next

Was it a “terrible halftime performance” or are you just allergic to imagery, symbolism, and reading captions?

So called “free thinkers” when it’s Friday

I cannot believe that just happened I’m speechless 🕊️ 🪦

Can’t believe the same Kendrick I was listening to 15 years ago is playing the Super Bowl today 🐐