If your entire existence is solely reliant on social media likes and attention, you've already lost.

Tyra Banks really is the worst.

Loved seeing the throwback Whalers and Nordiques jerseys last night during the Canes/Avs game. #NHL

49ers will never win anything of note with Kyle Shanahan. Once a choking dog, always a choking dog. Its time to move on.

Philly around and find out

I give zero fucks about Stranger Things and have even less regrets.

Dan "28-3" Quinn is so gutless. He'll never win anything. He's the new Norv Turner.

You're 4-8 and the season's over, but Raheem Morris is kicking field goals deep in his opponent's end. This is another example of why he'll never get another head coaching job. Zero spine.

Are Bradley Cooper and Peyton Manning having a contest to see who can be the more irritating pitch man?

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

If there's one takeaway that's obvious from the 2025 season, its that most fantasy football analysts know just as little as us normal folk. Especially those at ESPN, Fantasy Pros and CBS.

I can't believe the Chiefs benefited from a blown call. I mean, that never happens.

The Derrick Henry is old and I'm fading him in my draft crowd is quiet AF tonight.

Chris Simms is literally one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive.

The Chargers lineman who open-handed slapped Travis Kelce in the side of the head last night was all of us. Fuck that guy.

Sell high on Javonte Williams

Friends don't let friends play in non-ppr fantasy football leagues

People who don't wait until the last two rounds of a fantasy football draft to take a kicker and defense most likely also play in non-ppr leagues. #fantasyfootball #standardscoringisforchildren

Never trust a #fantasyfootball analyst who preaches waiting on QB, but then drafts one of the top 4 early in their own drafts.

Despite being my first concert, I wasn't a big Ozzy fan. I was there for the opening act, Motley Crue. He was OK. I really liked No More Tears though.

I appear to be the last person in the fantasy football streets NOT to play best ball. Genius is a lonely game.

How many times do members of law enforcement have to lie before prosecutors stop relying on their tainted testimony as a primary source of evidence? Just curious.

Writers I've read 5 or more books of: Kathy Acker Kate Braverman Charles Bukowski Chelsea Cain Joe Clifford James Elroy John Gilmore Caroline Kepnes Jack Kerouac Robert Littell Lydia Lynch Fuminori Nakamura Tony O'Neill Willy Vlautin Chris Walter

I have zero interest in wasting 40 bucks and two hours of my life going to the theater to see DC'S latest attempt at a Superman film. Maybe when it hits HBO in two months. That way, if it's trash, I can just change the channel.

To quote @harrisfootball.com "best ball is for children." Don't be a child.

WM41 was trash so what does #WWE do? Run it back and do it again in the same location. They've just stopped trying at this point.

Spring has sprung here on the Oregon Coast

Same old sorry ass Jets and Leafs. #NHL

Max Domi proving once again that being a POS definitely runs in the family. #FuckTheLeafs

For the love of all creatures great and small, someone please primary Chuck "Waste Of Skin" Schumer

Sounds about right

In case you didn't know what human refuse looks like

oh my god take my money

Happy 18th Birthday to my baby boy Stewie

Golf is terrible and I judge people negatively who like it

Oh look, the Putin-loving Russian passed the Trump-loving Canadian in career goals. Ovechkin and Gretzky can both blow me. I always liked Mark Messier better. And I'm not even an Oilers fan.

The world is burning, but Duke lost so it's not all bad.

He lard ass can't even bend over to cheat.

I literally give zero fucks that Putin lover Ovechkin will break Tang Hitler sycophant Gretzky's record. I always liked Messier better. #Oilers #Caps #NHL

No lie detected

Do it, hosers

Don-old shows his age and lack of coordination once again.

Seattle Kraken logo reminds me of Jar Jar Binks. #NHL

Waiting for my flight to take off and two things come to mind: 1)I hope we don't crash and 2) I'm way too smug watching the little people pass by me in first class on their way to coach.