Do you ever just do something stupid like reach into a hot oven without mitts on just to flip a hash brown because you think you'll be fine and then accidentally burn yourself leaving what's likely to be a permanent scar? Cuz I do

saw a wrx going real fast in the left lane on the highway and saw another car chasing behind it, and i was like oooohhh i wonder what car it's going to be, and then said car caught up and started riding the wrx's ass and it was a fucking latest gen cr-v LOL omfg you are not driving a sports car

saw a cadillac xlr on the highway wtffff

took a walk in the park today #likeaboss

pfsense is evil software that hates you and i hate it back

itg is so beautiful 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

ate an entire salmon ama

how is there a fucking frost advisory this quick like it was 80 a few days ago ok hello winter

apocalypse hotel

honestly cinderella gray's manga just has so much better atmosphere and such a better vibe than the anime but i'm still happy to see it animated

hi everybody BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! imagine me sticking out my tongue

Dude I actually can't stop thinking about how awesome of an event Mistake on the Lake was! Getting to meet some many new people, playing games I absolutely love, commentating and TOing as well, and the fucking CHUG JUG SUCESS?!?! I ABSOLUTELY NEED TO COME BACK NEXT YEAR

i miss it

Isn't it so stupid that all those places have "no shirt no shoes no service" signs like what are you gonna do if I walk in there with a shirt and shoes on but no pants. What are you gonna do. I have a case

I'm lowkey a little stupid sometimes because I always think I'm flat then I wear something form fitting and remember that I'm tweakingggggg I need to start showing off more, it's good for me

Back to normal life...

Being sober means I'm great at helping manage parties but I'm so actually awful at being a party person

laundry situation is so dire that i'm literally going to have to do sink laundry 💔💔💔💔💔 every hotel has coin operated machines but NO COINS??????

not ready for last day of motl

DDR in store battle putting 4 players in the same match is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

always kicking myself for my outfits when i go out

we need a major in chicago so fucking bad i'm so serious

TOURNAMENT ADRENALINE RUSH IS SO REAL I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME MORE AND KEEP PLAYING AND KEEP FIGHTING PEOPLE

if your shit ass piece of shit hotel wifi won't redirect to the captive portal no matter what you do on your phone go to this url in your browser detectportal.firefox.com/canonical.html

first day at motl i will be going to bed at 11pm 🥳

my life a hotel breakfast fr

today's the day... so much is going to happen in this next week I can't even begin to imagine

Rode in a tuned evo that was actually somewhat close to as fast as a tesla. I'm very very very happy right now and want a project car very very badly

Girls if you look like this dm me immediately

dude I better lose my Vaccine Arms before i go rock climbing saturday or i'll be PISSED

TRAGEDY STRIKES: Girl loses her only good hairbrush 5 days before massive event she wants to look good at

enough games i want horses printed on my car NOW

i made a twitter account for the first time in 7 years just to see what i was missing and the for you page just started ragebaiting me literally every single day

thank you to all my friends i met from the arcade community, i smile in every picture of me there is now :) shoutout CF, 3TWR & everyone else

saving calling people "tylenol babies" until after the j&j v united states of america lawsuit

i like watching the local ddr players fight each other in discord

i'm posting 4 paragraphs about maxitune in discord channels again, nature is healing

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

be so fr

4 of the greatest minds of our generation in a hatchback driving to Ohio in 2 weeks

Need a titanium spork rn

Friends planning on going to MotL, right now would be a great time to get your COVID and flu vaccines 🗓️

Age old dilemma of do I dress myself up for the arcade and play only hand games or do I dress in DDR clothes and grind both hand and foot games

Rock climbing is so fun I totally forgot how much I enjoyed it

techbro wordlebro be like i wish there was a wordle every minute of every day so you were always doing wordle at all times

The greatest form of self expression is bitches taking a picture of they middle finger on they phones

my favorite car wash got bought out in the last month and they INSTANTLY sold the domain. it hosts malware now. UGHHHHHHH ALL THE OTHER OPTIONS AROUND HERE ARE MID AT BEST I DON'T WANNA FIND A NEW ONE

Dairyland Duel was a fantastic tournament. I had such a good time, and I was so happy to get the chance to help volunteer. Having a local tournament is such a gamechanger because I knew pretty much everyone there and that made things so much easier lol. Absolute blast, hope to do it next year too!!!

this really is my happy place