movie idea: Slice of life piece about an asexual man living in southern California, trying to navigate the modern dating world without sex We call it Ace Ventura

I wonder how Queen Latifah is doing

This is it boys. This is the presidential portrait

Casual reminder that these people are just as stupid, gullible, and easily swayed as you think they are - if not worse

To be clear, I _do_ think this happened. I think Donnie gave him the ol' gluck gluck 3000 til Bill clinton'd all over Donnie's vagina neck and had to get a towel

Make Argentina Great Again!

Sad to report that Jersey Mike's will not allow you to have your cookie 'Mike's way'

Let's all take a minute and laugh at West Virginia getting exactly what they voted for.

What color smoke do we use at the white house to signal a new secretary of defense?

The stock market is just astrology for guys who wear suits to work

Wow nyt can't even wait till the body is cold before bringing up the man's worst movie role. That's just mean

Mike's Hard Gasoline

Turmp encouraging his followers to buy swasticars is adorable. These people can't even afford eggs anymore, how do you expect them to afford a $75k pointy piece of shit truck that gets vandalized constantly?

why should my tax dollars go to a veteran having an affair

RIP to all those sheltered parents out there watching Anora this week. All those sex scene smash cuts are going to be jarring in the living room lmao

ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

this machine posts about fascists

"He keeps showing up." theonion.com/trump-u...

Mistyped “Uncle Sam” as “Incel Sam” and you know what, given the current state of the ruling party

"Another one" -Khaled Mohamed Khaled

dismantling our democracy in exchange for cheap egg but now there is no egg anywhere egg and democracy are both gone

1on1s with my boss like:

Almost time for the 3rd "once-in-a-lifetime" economic crash

What if fascism is just bad and your moral obligation to fight it is not in any way diminished or altered by what The Left did or didn't do?

They watched MONEY PLANE in the white house! #dariusemmanuellegrouchthethird #akatherumble

Melania Trump Swiping Through Raya Matches In Full View Of Cameras theonion.com/melania...