Tbh it was kind of rude of Lin Manuel to ruin counting to ten in French

You guys the Dodgers might be good

Watching playoff baseball was fun today until I remembered that the Mariners have to do this on Saturday and now I want to throw up 😝 I might have to be sedated this weekend lol

Wow! Brilliant for writers!

Who is going to throw out the first pitch in the ALDS? My real guess is Griffey (30 years since ‘95!). My fake guess is the Etsy witch

The honor of a lifetime. 🤍

I will not overreact to the Mariners getting swept in a series that doesn't matter I will not overreact to the Mariners getting swept in a series that doesn't matter I will not overreact to the Mariners getting swept in a series that doesn't matter (seriously though I'm not worried GOMS 🔱)

All right, see you next weekend, for The Terror

The very special pain of being a mom who has always worn prairie dresses and long skirts during the rise of the trad wife

You love to sea it! #goms

Harry Ford starting today!!!

Today’s adventures in traveling with ADHD: did I actually pack that, or did I just think about packing it?

This photo still 🥹. Needs @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social

What a perfect night. GOMS

I am at the game (third game of the year, first without my children) and maybe it’s the very large pour of cider but I am having the time of my LIFE

Not to hop sports but I’m loving this new short program for Amber! So joyful!

Going to the game tonight! So curious to see who will actually be playing 😂 Cal will probably at least be DHing, right?!

My son got a medal for kindness at the school assembly today 😭 then when we got home he yelled at me for giving him the wrong yogurt 💕

I know there are a lot of Judge-Raleigh MVP opinions floating out there, but have you considered that Judge plays for the Yankees (annoying, very bad) while Cal Raleigh plays for the Mariners (lovable in spite of themselves and their accursed history, good).

Thread with some of my reflections on the last year + as a Mariners fan. I apologize for all the em dashes 😂 I was so angry when the Mariners fired Scott Servais. I'm still angry about it, actually. He was blamed for things that were largely beyond his control

This made me laugh, cry, and wonder how @clhubes.bsky.social was able to so accurately describe my own days 😂

Sums it up nicely 😂

Extend this man forever

Holy shit, we won the West 🔱 Still can’t believe it

OK I am a sentimental sap but as a 90s kid and early 2000s teen, Dan and Edgar being here for all of this is 🥹

What a special player. What a special team. What a special night for us all 💙🔱

Popping in from my kids’ bedtime to say GENO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy for him 🥹

IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO HIT A HOME RUN STAY IN LINE!!!

Rewatching yesterday’s 8th as a little treat. Man, the pure joy in Naylor’s double reaction 🥹

Today I needed to schedule 3 medical appointments and cancel 1. I spent an hour making these calls and have zero appointments scheduled 😂

Getty photo drop from the Mariners celebration

Wonderful. Science matters! www.bbc.com/news/article...

I have beer in my ear www.lookoutlanding.com/game-recap/1...

This is pretty cool. Our Locked On Postcasts are now being simulcast on KJR 93.3. So if you are in your car after these next five games, give it a listen.

BlueSky is glitching for me, i assume because of all the mariners fans 😂 I’ll just say—after how the last two years played out, that clinch felt really really good 🔱 (Also, extend Josh Naylor forever!)

JOSH FUCKING NAYLOR YOU GODDAMN HERO LEGEND GOD ABSOLUTE GENIUS

Is…Josh Naylor my favorite Mariner?!

Ohhh no we do not hit Julio

Of course the Mariners are Mariner-ing right now

Two challenges will not be enough

Hold on so you're saying I'm supposed to root for the Yankees? It really is the rapture

Oh my god Julio’s little dugout dance 😆 he is just pure joy

Speaking of women being treated like shit, today’s post is on the pressure women/mothers get to do things simply because we enjoy them (like knit or write stories we haven’t already sold for money).

My husband asked me what I think the mariners’ record over the last 6 games will be. Sir, don’t ask me questions I’m just trying not to have a heart attack 😂

“Let’s make women scared of using the only painkiller that’s approved during pregnancy” cool cool cool

I didn’t want to give WORDLE spoilers yesterday but I knew the mariners were going to sweep when the word was “coven”

I think I considered a lot of things when having kids but not that sometimes they would wake up at 3am and just be up. For the day.

Inject this straight into my veins.

Is this a dream?! Am I dreaming?? 😂