‘No one should have drama like that at 4am’ says Guy Mowbray He’s clearly not seen my 2.5 year-old toddler wake up with screaming demands for Weetabix and to watch Cars The Movie

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA! To mark 250 years of the US not being ruled by a mad tyrant*, we're watching the most American war movies we can find, starting with Mel Gibson's not-at-all problematic The Patriot! champ.ly/aZozYHvC *Terms and Conditions apply.

This is possibly the most level-headed Rightist tweet I can find on X in response to Nandy's X-it. But the idea of Musk *saving* the platform...? He's the cause of it becoming a sewer. [Is Montie slowly becoming less Faragey?]

I'm not paying that much for a semi.

Bluesky launched in February 2023 as an invite-only platform. As of June 2026, we have 45 million users. For reference, that's almost the population of Argentina. Thank you for being here with us 💙 Here’s to the next 45 million accounts.

I saw this referred to as the Strait of Warm Ooze. Very good.

"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"

That was exactly what most were looking for after years of Johnson, Truss etc.

It's 4D chess.

For the weekend... recent attacks by the Trump administration on all its perceived foes... youtube.com/shorts/1k7hi...

4,414 Allied soldiers gave their lives on those beaches and in the first day of the operation. Thousands more would be killed in the coming weeks. Instead of saluting them this pettiest of men, with the smallest of minds and the most fragile of egos just wants to snipe like some two bit troll on X

"Mr. Pelley also wrote that senior managers at CBS News had pressured him to insert bias into stories for “60 Minutes” this past season, though he did not provide details about specific segments." Pretty important part of the story re his firing. Maybe *the* most important part. CBS = new Fox.

The work of a a deranged mind. What the heck has happened to the People’s White House? I wish it was a fiction, it’s just the bare truth.

Where Peter Murrell went wrong was by committing fraud and embezzlement on a level most ordinary people could comprehend, he should have just got into Gulf real estate, crypto or had an Amazon documentary made about himself

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

Why I live here.

Post of the day!

Killing the leader of Iran certainly stopped them in their tracks.

Farage did say Brexit would make us richer… We should have known that by us, he meant him £5,000,000 richer.

Going to need an even bigger gerrymander.

Thought this was a model response from @celiarichardson.bsky.social to a pretty harsh article in the Spectator about the National Trust

"Reform’s success is the inevitable consequence of ordinary people being ignored by our elites. Leave in a chauffeur-driven car." Nail hit firmly on head!

that poor child will never be able to trust that her mother is telling the truth

What's most remarkable about this is that the Home Office is insistent on sticking to its own social media use policy - which specially encourages people to use X (!): lordseyeview.substack.com/p/the-home-o...

A video posted on social media appears to show a dad lying on railroad tracks on top of his son while a train passes over them in Bhairab, Bangladesh. A railway manager said they were both safe after the incident.

Trump: “Ukraine has nothing to do [with us], we‘re an ocean apart. It has to do with [Europe], it‘s their front door.“ Ukraine to U.S.: Approx 5,266 to 5,690 miles. Iran to U.S.: Approx 7,150 to 7,244 miles.

In apparent jest, California Governor Gavin Newsom posted a photo of himself on a California driver’s license, saying “IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER!” Original post

King Charles at State Dinner: “You recently commented, Mr. President, that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German. Dare I say that if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French”

“I’m glad he’s dead,” Donald Trump on the passing of Robert Mueller, who received a Purple Heart & a Bronze Star for heroism in the service of his country. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:

Isn't it an Axios reporter who faithfully quotes anything, true or false, spouted by Trump? Particularly noticeable on Market Manipulation Fridays.

Only a ballroom could stop a crazed assassin. The Fuhrer could sashay out of the line of fire.

Exactly.

In Carlo M. Cipolla’s brilliant book, The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity, he argued that it's impossible to define the percentage of stupid people in circulation. That's just changed because America has given us a number.

Donald J Trump "I have tremendous forgiveness. Nobody forgives like me. They’re saying I’ve got some of the best forgiveness ever." Sublime.

Vying for the coveted title of Most Repulsive Woman on Twitter. Hopefully she stays there.

Jewish MP Gerald Kaufmann in Parliament in 2009. "My Grandmother was ill in bed when the Nazis came to her town, a German soldier shot her dead." "My Grandmother did not die to provide cover for Israel to murder Palestinian Grandmothers in Gaza."

Have faith. The Commander-in-Chief has a cunning plan.

Is anybody up for starting a campaign to make the use of the expression "under the bus" illegal?

Original Sin: my SKETCH of Olly Robbins' amazing morning of evidence on Peter Mandelson. thecritic.co.uk/the-...

How to ruin someone's retirement.

A swipe from Trump is not a bad thing. It's almost a badge of honour.

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

The phrase "be careful what you wish for" comes to mind. I recall a time when I longed for the day when Boris Johnson was no longer PM.......

"We accidentally made an animated graphic for Reform and then did a party political broadcast for them by mistake."

Suspicions? I have a suspicion that something is attracting us to the Earth’s surface.

He's our answer to Trump!

"Keir Starmer is trying to exploit events in the region for political gain." This is depressing. Is there no possibility that Starmer has reacted this way because he thinks it's the right thing to do?