woaggg,,,, my phone keeb has emoticons!!! >ᴗ< ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜

just watched donnie darko (2001) and holy shit that was a good movie! i feel like the first third was a bit mid but fucking hell… the back half is incredible!! i can see why it's been rated so highly, and i feel like i shouldn't have put it off for so long!

is roko's basilisk just pascal's wager for tech bros?

can i just say that i'm both shocked and relieved that the tr*mp admin hasn't gone after the unicode consortium yet not sure what i'd do w/o my 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️🏳️‍🌈 homes 😭

does anyone else's voice go rly high when they say "byeeeee"? :3

i was blocked for this post 😭 idk why ppl don't like facts!!

in case u didn't know, this is the difference!

invent a device that finds other trans ppl across time and space call that shit a quantum translocator

you know, there's a number of dead people per 1-day-delivered amazon package. the number isn't even close to 1, but the fact that it's even a fraction of a percentage point should be enough for them to be fined one quintillion dollars

using this post to store my questions for americans mainly just notes for self but if ur american i would like answers for ✍️research

happy mommy day to all good little girls who celebrate!!

america, why are you so terribad at giving things names?

I sometimes have to be aware of how certain sites and things will truncate my name. 😭

girl who is new to kink trying to learn the stoplight system for consent but she's wildly anti-car

me to to the after successful attempting to ██████████ the █████████:

skill issue i think :3

crazy that one can just remove the «not», and then statement is true for x.com in 2026

"openai.com" was once the personal homepage of a guy named glenn (2001), and "tiktok.com" was the quaint shared homepage of a couple as their relationship progressed from dating to married with a baby (2000). THREAD!!!

I built a website to share things like your discord/signal with your bluesky mutuals it's not quite done but I'd appreciate it if anyone can help me test it!! mootshare.click

OH BABY A TRIPLE!!

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

damn what if we just, like, as a society, provided for everyone's basic material needs lol

gosh those springs look fun!

i only just got that "lil" is literally a little version of "little" im dumb

If you use Chrome on Windows, reclaim the 4GB of your SSD by creating: HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Google\Chrome GenAILocalFoundationalModelSettings Type: DWORD Value: 1 Then restart Chrome and a few seconds later it'll delete the enormous, useless, unwanted slop cache.

cool. terrifying, but cool.

ma'am, this is a wendy's

i said "yes" to an arm wrestle in a pub with a random ~18yo girl wrt: a uni social thingy your girl lost, modestly :3

TODO: say "yes" more

"you will own nothing and be happy"? "your favourite dev tools will be owned by vc firms and you will be happy"

isn't it weird that we call printing not in colour as "black and white", but the printer never actually prints in white!

can you smell the fragrance? can you see the dark? can you fix the broken? can you feel, can you feel my heart?

a hn browser that only shows insufferable nerds would be incredibly funny

don't wanna miss a single thing

this is how small they are btw! so tiny!!

not just leaving this in the replies; im proud of my osmosising!! (also this was a perfect tweet, exactly 300 graphemes :3)

shit like this makes me wanna just throw all datacentres into the ocean

a common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools

esp32 is so cool tbh! being able to make lil programs that run on a thing the size of a postage stamp is super fun!

partial EDC!

when the hobbits don't know what my favourite type of egg is: "fried, you fools!"

🫵 you are cool and smart and awesome and pretty and loved

Having to eat food every day is a scam perpetuated by big food

and you can teleport into a waffle house, but trans ppl arent real

if he needs ballroom so badly he should just get bottom surgery. problem solved

me when the dildo salesperson asks me and my partner what we want

fact checked by real gay cats

@handles.at.queerlil.tools domains

you may not like it, but this is what peak balasana performance looks like #cat