Gorilla Channel. Gorilla Channel is real.

I'm sure escalating the violence against nonviolent protesters will lead to a more stable political situation. Worked for the Boston Massacre, and all the various Bloody Sundays didn't it? I'm not gonna check any history books but I'm pretty sure that's how it went

the butlerian jihad of dune is a story about a civilization giving up on letting me have a 2d waifu, embracing religious fanaticism, and devolving into zero sum power struggles with not enough scams, not enough scams, and brutal resource wars

I wonder if chat bots are going to survive the AI collapse (as in, when there's an economic downturn and companies can't get away running slop engines at a huge deficit to keep increasing users). I suspect some of these companies are just push juiced up Elizas to fill that market void

Every game where you can die is a Soulslike

after season 37 it got good again

Starting a change dot org petition to force Jay to box Uwe Boll

Mencius Moldbug lowering himself slowly onto lava: This is the best idea I've ever had. I'm a genius! Mencius Moldbug catches on fire because he just lowered himself onto lava: Oh god oh fuck, why didn't you stop me? Who could have seen the flaws in my perfect plan!

So that's why the horse girl game disappeared off the timeline

Hard to think of a father and son who had more divergent careers than Richard and Mojo Nixon

My perfect plan! You idiots fucked up my perfect, flawless plan that could never go wrong! Now my perfect flawless plan for a thousand year reich is going to kill me!

I see we're at the "driving Lowtax out of FYAD" stage of Bluesky

replies on popehub insane

This is a general FYI, you don't need to give money to evil companies like Microsoft. There are many alternatives to Game Pass. There's no real ethical consumption under capitalism but you can make an effort.

This is making me imagine an incarcerated person making a gimp suit out of fruit leather and a Hawaiian shirt out of multi colored fruit snacks for Halloween

Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh!~

Vance while pretending to be Trump threatened Eric Adams with prosecution for his crimes if he didn't drop out, lmao

Voyager 2x01 The 37's vindicated

lesswrong begins to believe in biblical scripture so they can be afraid the unfriendly ai is going to be the antichrist

I cannot imagine a better use case for this horrible technology than Sloppin' Stan

Oh, you mean one of the main use cases the "reasonable sounding" clanker lovers use to pretend clankers have some kind of legitimate uses doesn't work? How about that

We gotta pill these Disney Adults on On Contradiction

Trans Odin help us, are we really going fucking Je suis Jimmy Kimmel?

Okay them getting Kimmel's servile ass is just funny

years of hitting yourself in the head with a lead pipe

It is important to understand that this is what ICE has been the whole time. This is what ICE was when it was created when I was like twenty, this is what ICE was when Obama was president, and this is what ICE is during bad orange man. They need a full truth and reconciliation process and punishment

One of the funnier realizations I've had this week is that evidently Charlie Kirk had a "face" identity that presented itself as clips of vague stupid inspirational Christian slop for facebook and instagram, and that's part of why so many dipshits are posting crying pregnant yoshis about his death.

The only person who was ever cancelled was Bean Dad, and that's because he let himself get cancelled

I microdosed irony for so long that I'm actually immune

I mean I was saying he would only be remembered for two days with a bit of hyperbole for dramatic effect but I guess I nailed it

I envy all the normies that have discovered the concept of groypers and it is completely impenetrable and incomprehensible. I have so much cursed knowledge

It's always a safe bet when there's a big public shooting that the shooter is a weird right winger who did the shooting for weird right wing reasons.

He practiced politics the right way, by making a volcano and then getting burned to death by lava

News of the week in order of importance: 1) Some guy solved the Chris Houlihan mystery 2) Someone named Dana Horga'hn wrote an episode of Star Trek The Original Series -1 3) Life on Mars 4) Nintendo Direct on Friday 5) No fifth entry, nothing anybody will remember

I'm gonna go against the grain and say this: the Nintendo Direct is going to be the only event this week anybody remembers in a month

I gotta be real with you dawg, the racist guy from Road Rules isn't going to put astronauts on the moon full stop, neither is the racist guy who bought Twitter www.space.com/astronomy/mo...

glad that zohran got 10% as many votes as josh kraft

I love how the best defenses of AI crap are "oh, it's sometimes good at sorting information and sometimes it tells you to drink bleach, which is a fine problem"

Honestly getting a billion and a half right at the tippie top of the bubble while the scammers still have money is probably the biggest W you could hope for. Most of these AI companies won't exist in five years

Finally replaced my phone after years and years, but the new case hasn't arrived yet so it feels strangely naked

They really shouldn't have hired Bari Weiss to be showrunner for Star Trek: The Original Series -1 season 3 but at least I'm not paying money for this shit

art can provide us with powerful visions of better worlds

It has been six years since the Straight Pride Parade. I wrote some reflections for my local political education blog. It's quite frustrating that it remains relevant to this day comradery.co/joeyp/posts/...

thank you for all those skeets about how rfk junior isn't a doctor, i forgot and didn't remember that he's a roadkill brain worm driving a corpse around

Sic semper Subway

New episode of Strange New Worlds is what Trekkies think Spock's Brain is. Sweet Jesus.

All right, fuck it, I'll roast submitted flags, mottos and seals for my state www.mass.gov/doc/massachu...

comradery.co/joeyp/posts/... I wrote 8,000 words about the history of adult video games, lmao