I know it won't be, but this should be a lesson to assimilationist queers who just want to merge into mainstream society. Corporations were marketing to you and you didn't realize that, and now they think they don't have to do that. Sit down and listen to your local radical queers

when you get digitigrade surgery from a doctor that doesn't know what digitigrade means

im a democratic governor and im against the concentration camp in my state but if the protesters could maybe just scootch over to the side here a little so we dont have to see or think about you that would really be great

time to, as the org that got him elected and takes credit for him, write a petition to beg him to change his favorite futbol team

It's always so weird when they're publicly gay in a homophobic way

Oh? Is the Patagonia outdoor clothing brand running it's own drag queen and Patty Gonia is causing brand confusion? Or are you just an idiot that doesn't understand what trademark law is?

Trump so toxic Milli Vanilli doesn't want to be caught in proximity to him

When Sexy Squidward is harvesting your genetic material

Home Depot and the estate of Stan Lee have announced a new partnership to bring Lee back through the incredible power of a shovel

Sloppupy Slop Street

Y’know, this is actually a pretty solid way to honor Stan Lee’s legacy. Like, you can’t honestly say this isn’t what he would have wanted.

People know vegans are morally superior to vegetarians and meat eaters and they feel called out by this. BTW, I am not even a vegetarian, this is just an obvious moral position, which is what makes pro-meat eaters so upset.

Kinda crazy that Texas Democrats decided to run Ben Shapiro for the senate seat

"Carbon footprint" was always a method to shift blame for climate externalities away from institutions and onto individuals with no power over them.

i like book but this is too much

happy memorial day

All of you saying Biden couldn't put FBI agents in the crowd during the Capitol Putsch merely because he wasn't president yet seem to be painfully ignorant of the Montauk Project, tsk tsk. How many teleporting warships were moored by DC 1/5/2021?

Apparently it's towel day. Last year I reread the Hitchikers Guide books, watched the TV series and listened to the audio plays for the first time. They hold up.

i love to click on links

Maturity is coming to terms with the good ending of Deus Ex is the one where you blow up the internet.

It's simple numbers. Big companies pay like two percent tax, while you and me, we pay like fifty. It's the tax code that makes sure big bureaucracy gets bigger and people have no power.

Imagine the cries of antisemitism that would happen

The United States government is a terrorist organization

go back to wtietter weenie

I think they should just block any links to The Atlantic from being posted on this website. If you care what those head calipers assholes think you are wrong and should go back to Twitter

Always remember that Steam is a fair weather ally and should only be trusted slightly more than all other tech companies [a lesser evil versus Microsoft but that's no great shakes), which are all scams these days. Look and see how many "Sex with Hitler" games there are on there. It boggles the mind

Feeling my age terribly today. I slept on my shoulder wrong two nights ago and it still somehow hurts.

We tend to discount how many tendencies of thing shaped like thought exist among the far right but like what even is that graph. What kind of propaganda is it trying to say? And you know it's collapsing liberal and leftist without understanding what either are

Raise Jeff Bezos' taxes to the point where he's living under a bridge and sleeping in clothes he stole out of a dumpster behind a Goodwill

A thing to keep in mind is that yes, our fascist government will attempt to do lawfare against anyone and everyone who stands up to them, but they only hire the dumbest yes men to just barely not fail out of law school. You may face lawfare but it will be incompetent lawfare.

Hodl the bag! Help Elon and the OpenSlop guy cash out on a world economy scale pump-and-dump!

We're going to spoil yoshi. All the plot twists you couldn't imagine, were gonna spoil them then you won't be able to enjoy yoshi

If you can't imagine coming home from a day of work and not having the energy to cook then you have never worked a real job in your entire life. Swing a fucking pick for ten hours you little weenie. Stand in front of a fryolator all day without a break.

*Seinfeld music starts playing*

Oh? People are about to start posting the useful things I did in life? Fuck that, I'm gonna be a giant shit so you see who I really was!

Somehow, this reminds me of how my grandfather spent the last decade of his life essentially as a vegetable. It would have been horrifying if he could have posted

This is my daily driver FYI. Firefox is the best rendering engine for the web (Chromium is compromised by Google's need to sell ads) but the Mozilla Foundation is hopelessly dominated by the dumbest tech idiots. Waterfox is Firefox without the slop.

One more week until Alan Moore's new Long London book. It turns out there are still things I can get excited about

At least the devil is incompetent, but honestly it's kind of insulting to put effort into anything at this point

There is only so much room on the village history man's skin, I don't expect too much national level history to be tattoed there

I will vote for anyone who says they're going to literally crucify the jan6ers and seems to be somewhat serious

I hate when I come up with an idea that's supposed to be story-in-a-story for a different thing but actually the concept bangs and really I should find a collaborator to make into a proper thing on it's own.

hear me out: matty matheson for next James Bond

A newspaper for racists who think they're too smart to be racist

I guess I'll do a thread about the Eisners. Shout out to Jesse Lonergan, who graduated from Boston to being a pro cartoonist. Happy to see his name up in lights.